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- Nov 6, 2021
disclaimer: please note that yes, i'm really curious, but also have fun with it. this is also just to have about what plot points you have that you've always really wanted to do, but no one seems to want to do with you because of x, y, z and not really about what kind of kink fetishes that you have trouble finding partners for.
i'm the kind of person who likes to have fun, but also come up with some pretty bizarre ideas/character concepts that I think are extremely amusing, but no one else would necessarily be interested in. if you are, feel free to slide into my dms, idc. so in a light hearted way, here is my list of things that i would absolutely come up with that don't fit into the standard of requests that you tend to see on here:
- an energy vampire. see: What We Do In The Shadows. so like - a 'vampire' that might be immortal, but instead of sucking blood or anything else erotic, they instead siphon energy by babbling incessantly about, like, pop culture. in an annoying way. to wear their victim down. and either delight in their misery afterwards or be completely and utterly oblivious that they've nearly killed their friend because they just won't shut up. you know?
- a shapeshifter. BUT. ...but instead of being able to turn into anything cool, like a fucking timber wolf, snow leopard, DRAGON, or danger noodle, they instead turn into a ... polecat. and not like a sexy anthro polecat. like a feral, aggressive polecat that will crawl into their friend/victim's pantry and eat all their food. this idea can also work with raccoons, possums, or any other form of small, nefarious animal that is useless in a fight, but at least your shifter can turn into an animal. right?
- a really powerful mage - like god/goddess level powerful; like Goku from DBZ powerful. raze the freaking world and devour all its inhabitants powerful, only ... they use their power to do incredibly mundane, often stupid, very trivial things. like, getting annoyed at the lighting in the room and turning on/off a lamp when they're three feet away from it and can just get off their lazy bums and turn it off themselves. also, they are a pacifist and by that - they are also just passive, lazy even. and probably also passive aggressive if you leave the toilet seat up again, bob. and use their great gift to slam the seat shut right in front of them instead of communicating.
- a librarian, but not like a sexy librarian. not like - hot blonde wears tiny pencil skirt and pressed white blouse with maybe some thick framed glasses and a boob job, at all. a real librarian, who shushes your disrespectful ass if you goof off and gives you ornery glares from behind her desk when you try and access pornhub on the computer. it's blocked, dumbass. get a job instead, buy your own computer to look for your smut. and also probably socially awkward and weird.
- a secretary, but again - not the innuendo kind. not the kind that sleeps with her boss, even if he's hot maybe if he's hot but a true professional. she takes her job seriously, lords over the copier, says that she'll transfer you to the stuffy old man in the office but doesn't. she probably also leaves passive aggressive sticky notes all over people's desks and tapes angry, passive aggressive signs to the refrigerator to remind them that they get paid, go buy your own sandwhich Karen. don't touch my fat free yogurt, Beverly. don't make me steal your chocolate stash that you have in your desk, Leonard, because i know fuck up the coffee every morning.
- a crazy cat lady, but like, not the cute kind. like the crazy kind. like the crazy-hair-sweatpants-otaku-whatismakeup i'm fucking weird i might one day get cat ear implants kind. with a colony of ferals in her back yard and her ten babies inside her studio apartment, she doesn't care.
- the ol' witch in the wood trope. only instead of her being welcoming, nice, or even evil with a devious streak: she's a mean ol' grump. she's isolated herself out in the woods for a reason, random adventurer, and she doesn't care that you've lost your way or are on a quest to find her. she doesn't even care if you're her soulmate or come to bring her down. get off her lawn or she'll chase you off with her magic wand that she wields like a shot gun.
thank you for reading. please share your weird. <3