captain_bond
Fuck Donald Trump
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2020
- Location
- Pittsburgh, PA, USA
(Credit to @insensitive for the incredible title!!)
Randall Stonehart strode purposefully towards the local League of Hunters stronghold, knowing the summons he received stated he should have been there a half-turn ago. It wasn't his fault the gelding he was riding stumbled over a rock and broke its leg. He felt sad putting it out of its misery, and wondered if the eventual brigand that came along was making good use of the saddle. His saddlebags were slung over his shoulder, and his auburn hair shone dully in the afternoon light, as did his adamantine armor.
He finally reached the gate of the stronghold, which opened without prompting, the guards waving him through without ceremony or conversation. He crossed the training yard and entered the Lord Commander's longhouse. "Horse trouble?", the grizzled old man inquired before Randall could open his mouth. "Aye," Randall responded. There was nothing else he could say. "Well, we'll fix you good for transport, don't you worry." He handed Randall a scroll, still sealed with the stamp that meant this was an official League warrant, to hunt down a vampire. Randall broke the seal and unfurled the scroll, read the details, examined the sketch of the target, her last-known location, all of it. "No questions, Ser." He tucked the scroll into his saddlebag.
"Good. You're already booked on the Lady Trieste out of Estport on the morning tide. There's a carriage waiting in the rear yard. Gods be with you." Randall nodded at the Lord Commander. "And with you, Ser." With that, he spun on his heel and strode towards the rear yard, completely unaware of the adventure that was in store for him.
Randall Stonehart strode purposefully towards the local League of Hunters stronghold, knowing the summons he received stated he should have been there a half-turn ago. It wasn't his fault the gelding he was riding stumbled over a rock and broke its leg. He felt sad putting it out of its misery, and wondered if the eventual brigand that came along was making good use of the saddle. His saddlebags were slung over his shoulder, and his auburn hair shone dully in the afternoon light, as did his adamantine armor.
He finally reached the gate of the stronghold, which opened without prompting, the guards waving him through without ceremony or conversation. He crossed the training yard and entered the Lord Commander's longhouse. "Horse trouble?", the grizzled old man inquired before Randall could open his mouth. "Aye," Randall responded. There was nothing else he could say. "Well, we'll fix you good for transport, don't you worry." He handed Randall a scroll, still sealed with the stamp that meant this was an official League warrant, to hunt down a vampire. Randall broke the seal and unfurled the scroll, read the details, examined the sketch of the target, her last-known location, all of it. "No questions, Ser." He tucked the scroll into his saddlebag.
"Good. You're already booked on the Lady Trieste out of Estport on the morning tide. There's a carriage waiting in the rear yard. Gods be with you." Randall nodded at the Lord Commander. "And with you, Ser." With that, he spun on his heel and strode towards the rear yard, completely unaware of the adventure that was in store for him.