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Weird stuff that's really happened to you

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Kaziel

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Just a random idea for a thread... talk about really odd stuff that's happened to you.

The thought that prompted this thread was me remembering my first time I went to Fisherman's Warf. I recently moved to near San Francisco and of course had to go see the town. Was sitting near the center eating mini-doughnuts (SO DELICIOUS!), when a crazy hobo walked up to me. Shouting "You got a problem?" Then spitting on me. He then went on to rant about how there were cameras everywhere and they (the cameras or some anonymous viewer or organization, I do not know) were watching us all, before wandering off, no doubt to do more crazy hobo stuff. When I got spit on, I pretty much just sat there in stunned shock for a few seconds. He was gone before I could respond, but yeah... wow.

So, anyone else care to share?
 
.. A dog tried to hump my leg once.
It was scary.
Small little thing too.
It was very humorous and weird at the same time.
It was rough trying to get my leg back.
It bit my leg so that it could hold on.
Its owner didn't even do anything about it.
Shaking it off was crazy.
 
I have a weird hobo story too!!
I was in wall mart one day and this insane guy came in dressed like a ghost buster with all these wires sticking out of his cloths and stuff. and he kept going up to people with a carton of eggs in his hand yelling "I am an angel, you are dammed now perish!" and he'd throw and egg at them and wander off mumbling to himself about how the holy eggs would save the world. Meanwhile they weren't special I saw him grab them from the food section five minutes before..luckily..he never came up to me so I guess i'm not damned=]
 
T.T
I'd be getting an egg thrown at me then.
I'm pretty sure I'm damned.
 
Yeah, but this was Crazy Hobo VisionTM, so I doubt there was any rhyme or reason to it...

Crazy Hobos make for the best (worst?) stories. XD
 
My uncle used to walk around like the insane asyulm patient he is, stabbing himself in the hand with a fork trying to eat the can of beans he had half opened with one shoe on. Talking about how his car is a spaceship that takes him to see Adam and Eve.

Then he got arrested for Child Enticement.
 
I walked in on one of my sisters fucking a clown.
That was very frightening.
Probably explains why I'm afraid of clowns.
 
:-o Holy shit... that had to be traumatizing...

Like... fully make-uped (is that even a proper term?) and everything?
 
Kaziel said:
:-o Holy shit... that had to be traumatizing...

Like... fully make-uped (is that even a proper term?) and everything?
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*Nods*
Yep.
Red nose still on and everything.
Even the wig.
And makeup.
And shoes.
And his pants were down around his ankles.

I thought she was getting raped or killed because of the sounds they were making.
Mind you, I was only about seven or eight when this happened.
 
Notte said:
I walked in on one of my sisters fucking a clown.
That was very frightening.
Probably explains why I'm afraid of clowns.
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... I honestly wish I had something witty to say... but I'm afraid of ruining how perfect a set up I have here...
so I'll say nothing...

Also... not a really weird thing that happened, but something gross nonetheless, I left my towel in my locker over the weekend and now it's smelly and moldy =D
 
DJBayview said:
Notte said:
I walked in on one of my sisters fucking a clown.
That was very frightening.
Probably explains why I'm afraid of clowns.
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very sorry, but I find this to be hilarious xD
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Your going to make me watch a clown movie aren't you?
I will not be held accountable for imprinting myself upon you.
 
Notte said:
DJBayview said:
Notte said:
I walked in on one of my sisters fucking a clown.
That was very frightening.
Probably explains why I'm afraid of clowns.
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very sorry, but I find this to be hilarious xD
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Your going to make me watch a clown movie aren't you?
I will not be held accountable for imprinting myself upon you.
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God... IT must be the most horrifying movie ever to you >.<
 
Notte said:
DJBayview said:
Notte said:
I walked in on one of my sisters fucking a clown.
That was very frightening.
Probably explains why I'm afraid of clowns.
Click to expand...

very sorry, but I find this to be hilarious xD
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Your going to make me watch a clown movie aren't you?
I will not be held accountable for imprinting myself upon you.
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MAYBE... Killer Clowns from outer space =]
 
D: D: D:

I hate that movie! ;_; I saw it as a child and it scared me so bad. ;_; Still hate clowns to this day... so creepy.

*goes and shivers in the corner*
 
A hobo in Seattle stabbed me once.

With a folded up dollar.

It was awkward.
 
No, but he stank of booze and wanted me to buy him more. And I'll let you know I was only 18 at the time.
 
Crazy or Drunken (possibly both!) Hobo stories are the best type of stories...
 
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