The Kunoichi Way (Steff & I)

[3ngag3]

Zeffwas in a bit of a pickle. A couple of hours ago he had broken into a home that he thought was unoccupied. From what he heard, there was supposed to be a lot of valuables inside ripe for the taking. The opprotunity was just too great for him to pass up, so using his expertise, he slid into the house undetected to check if there was anyone home. If he only knew that this normal looking home belonged to a ninja, then he wouldn't be running frantically trying to get out of the place, avoiding spiked walls, poison darts and trap doors along the way. His comical screaming would surely have awakened anyone inside the house...or the dead, which Zeff was about to become if he didn't escape.

Then, daylight! An exit appeared before the theif and without a second thought, he ran straight for it. If he had only taken a second to think it over, he wouldn't have sprung the trap that dropped an iron pot on to his head, knocking him into a daze. There he lay, swirls in his eyes and a broken look on his body. Surely if Zeff were found by the owner in this spot, he was as good as gone.

 

[Steffilicious]

Megumi sat in her room, trying to read, when the alarms went off. Some idiot had tried to break in. She sighed, counting each trap as it was sprung.

"There goes the darts," she murmured. "And the trap door." None of it seemed to quiet the idiot's screaming. He was obviously not a good thief if he didn't know how to do things quietly.

With a muffled curse, she got up and made her way to the front of the house. Her intruder was laying at the front door, her iron kettle by his head.

"You're not very good, are you," she said, looking down at him. She knelt down, flipping back her long black hair. She may have to rethink how good he was since he managed to get by her traps, but it looked as if it was just plain dumb luck.

 

[3ngag3]

It wasn't long before Zeff had awakened again to the sight of a woman looking down on him He groaned a little bit, a reaction to the fact that he had a freakin pot dropped on his head but also due to the fact that this woman was a ninja by the looks of her. It was then he realized the measure of his mistake. He knew how violent these ninja were. He didn't want to imagine how they would get if someone had broken into their home. Still, she hadn't done anything yet which allowed the thief the time to start backing away towards the door. "Um...hi. You're probably wondering why i'm laying here like this. See...I was looking for the bathroom and I kinda got lost..." Zeff chuckled a bit hoping that this woman would believe his story or maybe just concider it long enough for him to dart towards the door and freedom from the death that would surely come at the hands of this ninja.

 

[Steffilicious]

Megumi leaned against the door frame, nonchalantly studying her nails. "Mmhmm, you got lost looking for the bathroom? My, my, you are a long way from home."

She reached down and grabbed him, pushing him against the wall. "You've made a huge mistake," she smirked. "Breaking into my home and letting me catch you. Tsk tsk."

This was a blessing to her. She had been wanting to practice some new moves, and fate had dropped the perfect target in her lap. So to speak, of course.

 

[3ngag3]

Zeff suddenly found himself pinned against a wall by this beast of a woman. Her strength was suprising and scary at the same time. As the idea that this kunoichi was going to kill him was becoming more and more real, the theif began to sweat. There had to be some way to get out of this. Perhaps he could try and appeal to her sense of greed. Yeah, he could lead her somewhere where they would get lost and he could ditch her never to be seen again. "W...wait a minute here," Zeff stammered out. "Let's not to anything rash. Maybe we can work out a deal. Yeah. I have these maps, see. They lead to great treasures and stuff. We can split the loot fifty fifty. What do you say?"

 

[Steffilicious]

Megumi pretended to think about it. "uh, no. I have no use of your treasure. Not when I've got all I need right now."

She pushed him away so that he stumbled to the floor. "Get up and ready yourself. Let's see how good you really are, since we know you are a horrible thief."

 

[3ngag3]

Zeff groaned as the kunoichi turned down his request for treasure. What was it going to take for her to not kill him? He pondered this as he was tossed to the ground and told to prepare himself for combat. With her between him and freedom and that death trap of a house behind him, he really had no choice but to try and go through her to get out. Reluctantley, the theif pulled out his only weapon. A curved dagger he kept in a small leather sheath. "This is gonna get ugly," Zeff thought to himself.

If things weren't tense enough, the sound of crashing glass could be heard and footsteps racing behind the theif. "Oh, great, now what?" Zeff questioned before suddenly being trampled by several individuals wearing blue ninja garbs. There were four of them in all, each one sporting a rather large bulge in their pants and ninja swords at the ready. "We finally found you Megumi!" One of them exclamated. "You will pay for humiliating us at our dojo," another spoke aloud. It was apparent that these ninja were out for revenge and based on how their bulges were quivering, they planned on putting them to good use.

 

[Steffilicious]

Megumi grinned, flipping back her long black hair. She recognized these ninjas. Not a single one of them was really worth her time.

"Oh, you want a rematch," she purred. She let her hands slowly travel down her lithe frame, over her pert breasts and stomach. She could feel more then see their eyes following. Well, if they wanted a round two, they would have it.

She took a step back, but not to run. She needed that leverage as she pushed off, reaching for the first one. One hand carresssed the bulge as the other came up in heel strike to his nose. As he staggered back, she turned her attention to the next ninja.

"Come on boys, make this fun for me."

 

[3ngag3]

As the one ninja fell with an expression of bliss on his face (as well as a pint of blood due to the strike to the nose), two more attacked in an attempt to get at Megumi. The brandished chains which they swung in an attempt to bind her hands long enough so that they could grope her breasts and possibly weaken her long enough to rape her hard which was why they came here in the first place. They remembered how this kunoichi came in and left them all in a pile of blood and a little bit of semen. They were humiliated and now they planned to return the favor.

 

[Steffilicious]

Megumi managed to dodge the first few attempts to tie her up. They were not fooling around this time. They had learned the hard way that her specilized arts were not to be taken lightly.

"Oh, you boys like it rough," she cooed. She let the next chain graze her body, ripping her skin tight uniform. One pink nipple peaked out of the tear, just the distraction she needed.

Slipping between two of the ninjas, she trailed her hands down their backs. When they turned, her legs were a blur as she kicked them. Men would never learn.

Turning to the theif, she snarled, "Don't just stand there, idiot. Move!"

 

[3ngag3]

In the confusion of the fight, one of the ninjas had fallen back on Zeff, knocking the dagger out of his hand and to the ground. The ninja, thinking how much use it would be to him in stripping Megumi of her clothing, picked it up and charged towards her while the others tried to distract her by tying her up. Just as he was about to strike though, a foot shot up and struck the ninja right where his bulge was and put him down in a heap of pain. Zeff stood over him, an angry look on his face as he picked up the dagger and put it back. "How dare you! This dagger belonged to my father!"

The other ninja's stopped what they were doing and faced Zeff who had just taken out one of their own. They decided to go after him instead which was a foolhardy mistake concidering how angry the theif was. They all dove on him creating a pile of bodies covered in dust and one by one, the ninja's were sent hurling by Zeff's righteous anger. They broke vases, window and even put several holes in the walls with the intensity they were being thrown. In the end, the thief was victorious as he continued to stomp on one of the fallen ninja.