What are friends for? (Lady Irony x Forbidden Fruit)

[Lady Irony]

Daniel Richards was waiting around for his best and pretty much only friend Mandi Howard to turn up. They hung out often and got along great. Of course Daniel had a massive crush on her for quite some time and it was usually painful to see her with other guys. But he knew he had been friendzoned a while back and that was it. He was rather calm about and although girls sometimes showed him attention he usually missed their cues or wasn't into them.

Of course there was a more serious reason. Daniel had a tiny penis. Not just a smaller than porn cock but a truly tiny penis. All of one and a half inches when hard. He wasn't stupid, he had seen porn and even the small guys being mocked were bigger than him! He even found it hard to masturbate and as a result he usually didn't bother.

He just couldn't risk exposing, pardon the pun, that secret to anyone. He would be a laughing stock of college and what would his precious friend Mandi think?

He surfed the internet a little and perhaps because Mandi was coming over he got a little excited. His internet viewing became pornographic and soon his tiny cock was between his fingers as he wanked quickly wanting to cum before Mandi arrived. It never took him all that long as he seldom satisfied himself. Having shot his load he got up and wiped his hands as well as his stomach quickly having reclined back, his skinny body copping the brunt of his explosion.

He looked at the time, she probably wasn't that far now. He figured he better text her "Hey, not sure how far you are. You have a key let yourself in just having a quick shower, went for a run" he lied. Well it sounded better than the truth.

Having sent it he jumped under the hot water and washed himself off, enjoying sensation and soothing affect of the shower over him. Having forgot entirely that he left his computer screen on with the porn he was watching, CFNM based around guys with small cocks being naked around clothed women. Licking their shoes and being tormented and teased in various ways. Dry humping their legs.

 

[Fruit]

Mandi took the bus returning back to the apartment complex where she lived. With no empty seat in sight, the blonde was forced to remain standing through the whole journey as other passengers filled the bus up to the yellow line next to the driver. A particularly creepy guy was sitting behind her. His eyes were glued to her backside almost praying her miniskirt would fail to cover her modesty after one speed bump or another. Mandi was used to such unwanted attention. Leery eyes would follow her wherever she went; it became a despicable part of life that she had long accepted and learned to cope with. In her eyes, most men were like this; engineered to be creepy and perverted and unable to read basic social cues and body language.

Her attention was occupied by her phone for the entirety of the trip back home as two very different men were texting her. "Sounds good, Dan!" she replied to the first one. Dan was her childhood friend; one of the extreme few examples of males that didn't sexualize her or pursue her in any way. Thank god for Dan! She thought fondly. Being best friends with a gay man was a blessing; there was something inherently refreshing about befriending a man that had no intentions of sleeping with you. "Okayy!! <3 I'll see you tonight then!!" She texted the other man, Eric, her date for the night. Even though it was only their first date, Mandi was already immensely attracted to Eric. He was tall, handsome, broad-shouldered, with thick forearms, piercing eyes, and a well-defined jawline. His voice was dreamy; it rendered her knees weak and her opinions on men hypocritical.

She was deep in thought by the time the bus arrived at the apartment complex. She first walked to her room, got rid of her laptop case with her notebook and then walked over to Dan's room which a few doors away in the same floor as hers. Using her key she entered the place, sat her purse on the couch and announced her arrival. "Dan! I'm here!" She could hear the trickling of the shower through the wall; the mist escaping from the gaps around the door.

The laptop on the desk caught her eyes. She immediately recognized the black and orange layout of the pornographic site. Curiosity reeled her towards the screen. Mandi's eyes widened and she gaped at the discovery. Dan's not gay? Peering closer, she checked the actual contents of the video more closely. She rewound the video back to the start and watching the dark kinks unfold. What kinda stuff is he into? As the video played, Mandi found answers to her boiling questions. Clothed women using submissive, spineless, naked men for their own pleasure was something she'd find arousing.

Poor guy..

She felt his presence behind her. "Um.. Dan? I didn't know you were into.. that.." she stuttered over her words, still struggling to process all the new revelations. She found her mind wandering and thinking of all their time together as friends.​

 

[Lady Irony]

Dan sometimes wondered if Mandi thought he was gay. He wasn't sure how she could think that as he had never spoken to her about guys or pursued one at all. He was always rather polite around her and felt that talking about sex was a little improper. Kind of like crossing the boundaries of their friendship. In short, Daniel feared losing Mandi's friendship and was always on alert around her. Being very cautious about what to do and say and of course that just added to him being friendzoned. He still hadn't worked out that the bad boys so many women went for tended to do and say exactly what they wanted around women.

Daniel got out of the shower and remembered that he left the porn running on his computer. Oh shit! Mandi was probably very close at this point too! He threw a towel around himself and still dripping wet he left the bathroom, he thought he could hear Mandi, well, he hoped it was Mandi in the apartment.

SHIT! She was right there looking at his kinks!

"Oh... that? Ummm... well... you know... sometimes it's just fun to have a laugh, you know? Something different?" he smiled at her. Not all porn was for wanking, surely? Some people just watched weird shit as a modern day freak show perhaps?

"It's kind of fun you know? The fully clothed women around the naked men...." think, Daniel, think...."You know how I like art and photography, I like contrasts and also flipping things around. The reverse of the usual naked woman on display for clothed men..." wow... that should do it, he loved taking photos and loved art. She knew that, he liked to write as well....

"Anyway... how was your bus ride in? I'll just go and put some clothes on..." he blushed. Hopefully they could work past this and it would be forgotten or at least accepted he was watching it for artistic reasons. Like buying Playboy for the articles.

 

[Fruit]

"Oh" she muttered, her eyes still fixed on the screen. She continued scrolling through the web page, scanning through dozens of pictures and videos in Dan's browsing history. Each video had comments posted underneath it by several men sharing their fantasies and expressing their envy of the submissive man in the video getting dominated by a woman. "Well, I want to laugh too" she finally shared her verdict. "There is something funny about tiny dicks like those in the video. They're literally the size of my thumb! haha would you look at that?" She started giggling while pointing at the guy getting his micro-cock sucked by the actress in the video.

Mandi found the sight mesmerizing. She'd been with a dozen guys but never had she seen such a underdeveloped cock before. The smallest she'd been with was a solid five and a half inches, and it was easily three times thicker than any of the small ones in this website. She thought it was inconceivable for a dick this small to exist, and she found some bizzare scientific curiosity brewing within her about the subject matter. None of them were arousing, but the idea that men could be so weak and under-endowed and meek fascinated her.

"You know, Dan. I'll be honest I always thought you were gay." She confessed as she continued scrolling through the videos. "Shame I didn't find out earlier. We could've had something going, y'know? But I didn't know being naked in front of clothed girls was your thing. That's also new to me!" A smirk adorned her face. She started getting more confident and noticed Dan's blush when she turned around. "Wait, why put clothes on? This is your fantasy isn't it? Come on.. drop that towel. We've been friends for years right? And you said its just artistic contrast for fun? Here I'll stand next to you" She walked and stood next to him.​

 

[Lady Irony]

"I know right!" he laughed, hoping she would soon lose interest in his smut watching habits and change the subject. "It is so sad, they are so small that they are grateful for any attention at all from women, even negative! It's just different you know.. from the usual big dicked guys making women scream out in fake orgasm" he laughed. He hated that kind of porn, he found it boring. At least the stuff he watched had some kind of story to it not to mention it was creative.

"Yeah... it must feel like a lozenge in her mouth" he laughed as she commented on the woman who was sucking off the micro dicked guy. "I think your thumb might be bigger!" he laughed in actual fact his own cock was around the same size as the man's in the video perhaps he was just a little bigger.

"Oh.. really? No... I am very straight" he smiled than was a little shocked at her next comment... "Got something going on? Oh... " it was an awesome thought but she would just reject him based on his cock size anyway. He had never done much with women at all, the fear of being humiliated in a way that didn't suit him was just too much to handle.

He was also terrible at picking up on cues and flirtations from women. Often they would be charmed by his gentle manner and politeness and give him some kind of smile or even not so subtle hint. Only for him to walk away and then realize it later on or even days later! He just didn't seem himself as being appealing so the confidence required to pick up on these things was not something he possessed.

What?! Did he just hear that correctly? "What... wait.. wha...?" he said partly to buy some time partly because he was truly shocked. She wanted to indulge him in his fantasy? So she wasn't really buying his stories after all... before he knew it she was standing next to him and he liked it.. he really did but he was still shocked.

"M...M,M,MMMM..Mandi..." wow that was hard to get out... "I don't think I want to.. I mean.. thanks and all for the offer.. but it's not that easy for me... I'll go and get dressed.." he said to her as he moved to walk to his bedroom to get changed. He was tempted and he wanted to, the relief he felt he might gain from sharing his secret alone was tempting. But how would it change their friendship?

 

[Fruit]

"Its not easy for you?!" Mandi sounded offended by Dan's words. "What do you think we're going to do? I'm not going to fuck you, Dan. You said you thought it was artistic and fun for a clothed woman to stand next to a naked guy, right?" She pursued him to the next room, unrelenting and unwilling to give up on her quest. Something about his rejection made her want this moment even more. It had started as friendly banter but now that she learned she couldn't have him, she was set on changing his mind and getting what he denied her.

Why was he so flustered over this? She wondered as she followed him. Something about the situation didn't sit right with Mandi. Her brain started pondering on all the possible explanations and hidden factors that could be driving Dan to behave in the way he did. "Why are you so flustered over this, Dan?" She asked him as she stood by the door to his bedroom, keeping it open in case he tried to lock it behind him. If he willed to make a run to the bathroom, she was prepared to follow him inside as well. Daniel was her childhood friend and she couldn't swallow making him so uncomfortable that he rejected her. She wasn't used to rejection from guys.

Then she saw it in his eyes. He had a secret to hide. Wait.. She pondered, Does Dan have a small dick as well? A sly grin adorned her face for a second as she contemplated on the possibility. Oh my god is that why he's into that weird porn? Its because he relates to it? In one sweeping motion as he was replying to her question she dashed forward and yanked the towel wrapped around his waist, exposing his naked body. She stared blankly at him. A light blush appearing on her face before she erupted in a storm of unabashed giggling at the size of his cock. "I'm so sorry!" She tried apologizing, sincerely, between fits of laughter. She couldn't look away nor keep herself from laughing at the tiny stub between his legs, smooth and perfectly shaven. "Oh my god, Dan, I'm so sorry! I don't mean to lau-hahahaha!!"

She looked down to break eye contact and slowly stopped laughing. Steadying her breath, she started speaking again, trying her hardest not to laugh and further emasculate her childhood friend. "Its okay Dan. I know a lot of girls say this and it sounds cliche, but size really doesn't matter. I promise you can satisfy girls just fine".​

 

[Lady Irony]

Oh shit, he didn't mean to offend her! He just meant it wasn't easy for him to expose himself to anyone, he didn't even go to the pool anymore or use the showers at the gym. He was so small that even men would make fun of him. He tried so hard to keep it a secret, not having relationships and avoiding women in general. Why couldn't she just leave it alone? It's not like he would push her into exposing herself to him!

He noticed she had followed him into the next room and was persistent, talking about the artistic merits and other reasons he made up to explain the porn on his laptop.

Women were terrible at handling rejection and the rather hot Mandi was no exception. He had a little bit of experience with that when women tried showing an interest in him and he didn't notice it or had to reject them out of a sense of self protection. It just couldn't get out around college and wherever that he was packing a tiny cock. He didn't have a lot of pride but the little he did have would not be able to handle it. He couldn't trust Mandi to keep that a secret.

But the look in his eyes betrayed him and he saw it in her own that she understood exactly what was wrong. She had worked it out, most men with at least decent sized cocks wouldn't care about exposing themselves, especially to a hot chick. He was far too nervous about it all and that could really only mean one thing.

Before he could do anything else she had leapt forward and removed his towel leaving him stark naked before her. She laughed as he imagined she might do, as he imagined he may have done if he had a decent sized cock and it was someone else teeny tiny dicklette. He stood there, not even trying to cover it up, in a way he was relieved that he could share this burden with someone, his best friend no less. As much as it humiliated him he felt something lift off him as well, a lifetime of secrecy was gone.

He waited till she finished laughing.

"It's ok Mandi, it's tiny. I get it... I can barely get a grip of it to masturbate. I doubt a woman would even feel me inside her, how could she? Would I even pass her pussy lips? Now you know why... why, I don't go out with girls or anyone. Why I...." this was getting sad... "Why I just try and keep to myself... Mandi..." he started before taking a breath, still making no attempt to hide himself as if it may upset her if he did or would make him appear that he was denying it.

The truth was, he liked being able to be naked around someone.

"Mandi... Please don't tell anyone. You wouldn't tell anyone, would you? I don't mind if you laugh at me... I am not even trying to cover up anymore... just don't tell anyone" his tone had a begging quality about it and his eyes were almost tearing up.

 

[Fruit]

Mandi took a second to recollect her thoughts after the recent revelations. Her eyes remained locked on the soft, smooth, tiny dick between Dan's legs. His balls were full and tight, his tip barely peaking through his sleeve of foreskin. She pondered for a minute weighing all the factors wrestling and dancing in her head as she contemplated her options. What should I do with you, Dan..

One thing that Mandi decided very early was that she wouldn't betray Dan's trust. She cared deeply for her childhood friend above all else, and his secret was something she'd dearly guard. However, the prospect of teasing him with empty threats, just to see what she could get him to do, she deemed to be fair game. Her lips curled in a sly smile as she thought fondly of all the possible things she could get him to do. A part of Mandi also felt pity for her friend. Life with a dick this small life must be awful, she thought, he doesn't need to isolate himself from everyone and possess no sense of confidence just because he's tiny.

Then it struck her. The idea was simple. She could have her fun and do good at the same time.

I should help him.

"Hmmm" she made a false pretense of thinking about his request, as if she was considering rejecting it. "Not tell anyone huh? Okay. Maybe" She teased as she got down and closer to her friend's dick, trying to inspect it closer. "May I touch it? I'm curious if it feels bigger in my hand" Without even waiting for a response she reached out and gently closed her hand around his cock. In one hand she held his entire length and cupped his balls effortlessly. The smooth cock hardened under her touch. "Yeah scratch that. I don't think you can satisfy anyone. I'd rather just finger myself at that point" she boldly told him before getting up.

Turning around, she headed towards the door as if she was leaving the room but then stopped abruptly. "You know, Dan." She turned around and faced him. "You don't need a massive cock to pleasure a girl. You can do a lot with that pretty mouth of yours." Her words were, for the first time in a while, friendly and encouraging. She'd dropped the act of humiliating him and donned the mantle of a nurturing best friend who wanted to push her friend towards accepting his condition. Mandi sensed the hesitation within her friend after her words. Almost as if her promise wasn't giving him enough encouragement. As if the idea of being good at oral was daunting and foreign and almost far-fetched to Dan. With a curled eyebrow and a tone of concern, she decided to press her suspicion.

"Dan, you do know how to eat a girl out, right?"​

 

[Lady Irony]

Dan was never sure if it was just an added cruel joke played on him by nature or some sort of comfort but his balls were actually full size. This of course made his penis look even smaller but then, if his balls were just as small he may as well have a vagina down there. He had actually considered a sex change just for the sake of having normal genitalia but wasn't sure if they would even allow that kind of surgery for reasons like a small cock.

He could see that she was thinking right now as she looked at his lack of manhood. Her eyes were fixed on it, he liked it, he was just wishing that she would say something, anything at all. The silence was killing him but he didn't want to risk provoking her. His fate rested with his best friend right now. He would have to leave town if she blew his secret.

Then she started to make some kind of noise, a thinking noise... it was something...

She approached him, asking if she could touch it. He felt like a circus freak... so weird and yet so desperate to be touched, for some form of human connection regardless of how cruel or sick. He was a science experiment to her, he could see that but if that was the best he was able to achieve that that is what he would have to accept and learn to enjoy, to make the most of. Asides from medical staff he had never had a female so close to his cock before.

Before he could tell her it was ok, he could feel her hand around him, his cock became engorged, it was still tiny but it is what passed for an erection with him. He closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment, he had waited so long just to be seen and now he was being touched as well. It was rather nice. And then....

"Yes... I know... I have always known... it is not good for sex at all..." he tried not to cry but he felt so much shame and perhaps due to the moment of joy he felt a second ago it was just hard to completely cover up his true emotions.

She turned to leave, he figured she was bored already and he wouldn't be surprised if his story was all over Facebook in a few hours. But then she stopped and her tone changed, from a cruel kind of tone to being more like the friend he knew and loved.

"Uhh... no Miss Mandi..." did he just call her Miss? She had seen him naked now and he felt humbled, he felt like he was in one of his porn clips where the women were called Goddess or Miss. He was still standing there naked.

"No... I have never done anything with a girl. I am a virgin in every way... never even kissed one. Never seen one naked in real life... I do not know...." more shame... but he had already sunk so low.

"I do not know how to eat one out.. how to please a woman..." he admitted and looked downwards away from his best friend.

 

[Fruit]

Dan was vulnerable. Mandi sensed his hesitation and humility growing as the events unfolded between them. She noticed his malleability to her words and actions. Miss Mandi has a nice ring to it.. She admitted to herself, letting the wave of power wash over her. "Well, based on what you showed me on your computer, you prefer being naked around clothed girls, don't you, boy?" Mandi teased. She donned the robes of a dominant mistress and found immense comfort in the new role. Walking towards him, Mandi started eying his body like a predator leering on a helpless prey.

"I'll teach you how to please a woman" She whispered they were only inches apart. Dan's nervousness and indecisiveness fueled her in her salacious adventure. "You and your cute little dick" She teased, one hand holding his chin and pointing it towards her, while the other ran down and gently cupped his balls and penis in one hand. "We'll find a way to make it work, even with that useless pathetic thing you're hiding from the world". She looked down again at his erection knowing how much it aroused Dan to have her overtly examine his nude body. "Its so adorable, oh my god" She flicked the tip gently with her pinky. "So cute! Its a bit different than Eric's.. Hahaha! Who am I kidding? Its a world a apart from Eric's. Its like you two are completely different species.. Its still so cute, Dan. You did well showing me your dirty little secret." She giggled playfully.

The more she humiliated him, the harder he got in her grip. She sensed his breath escalate the closer she got to him, and more she touched him, the more his eyes betrayed how much he craved this wicked attention she was giving him. Whatever remaining fragments of masculine pride within him seemed to evaporate for Dan did a terrible job hiding the pleasure he derived from submitting to her commands. She let go of his dick and made a show of wiping her hand on his bare chest. "Ugh, precum already." She yawned, intending to show him how boring his dick was for her.

"Okay, boy. Lie down on your back." She instructed him. She tugged on her panties and pulled them down, still clad in her miniskirt. "Be a dear and let me sit on your face. If you get me off, maybe I'll give you a treat. I'll let you suck on my panties, how about that?" She placed her discarded underwear on the chair next to them and waited for him to lay down in bed.​

 

[Lady Irony]

He tensed as she grabbed him and held his cock and balls. He had never been this close to a woman before let alone whilst naked and having one touch him. She was his friend and long time crush but he could tell that there wouldn't be any mercy from her. She found him amusing, a science experiment and oddity. He understood that and accepted it. He always knew that if he was lucky enough to have a woman's attention that he would be more a source of amusement than pleasure.

He knew his cock prevented him from being taken seriously. The porn he watched was like a tutorial, an instructional for him but it was so much better with an actual woman.

"Yes.. Ma'am.." he said as he laid on his back obediently, and once on the floor she stood over him. He couldn't really see up her skirt, it was too dark and then she lowered herself over his face. He bit and licked the panties, desperately trying to feel her pussy through them. His little cock was standing to a short attention and he felt like he was going to explode. And yet he felt so happy and relieved.

He finally had someone he could be himself around. Whatever that might end up meaning.