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Meteorite
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- Jan 7, 2021
TLDR - The Level 99 Alpha God, back when he was just a Level 1 Peasant.
Behold The Alpha! A man without peer, without competition, without restraint! A man that seduces women with but a single flex of his prodigious pectorals! A man that can impregnate a virgin at thirty paces! A man whom no woman can deny! A man who forms legions of devoted followers from nothing but a glimpse of his perfectly chiseled left buttcheek!
Hear the Tale of The Alpha, and his ascent to ultimate power! From his beginnings as....as....
"Are you sure you don't want me to embellish a little?" the bard asked, glancing up at the subject of his latest biography. "A strong opening is important to really seize the reader. Perhaps you're the son of an ancient dragon lord?"
The Alpha frowned a little. "But I'm not," he said, speaking up to be sure he could be heard over the loud slurping and moaning. He'd barely made it two steps into the Bardic College before he had half a dozen of the female students following after him, and it would have been so rude to turn them away. Most of them were off to the side, waiting their turn while the one who'd won at rock-paper-scissors eagerly suckled upon his shaft beneath the table. "I told you, I was born-"
"Yes yes yes," the bard waved a hand dismissively, ignoring the slurping. It didn't bother him; as one of the school's few orcish students he was really only interested in women with lots of meat on their bones, so the debaucheries of the elven and gnomish girls held no appeal. "But people expect you to have some amazing backstory, a grand and fantastic origin that suits such a figure. The child of a lust demon and an angel, a long-lost son of an ancient bloodline."
"Isn't it more interesting if I'm from humble beginnings? Makes people think they can be just like me if they work hard and get a little lucky?" The Alpha started, only for the bard to shake his head.
"No, this is an epic. And epics do not begin with 'humble beginnings,' they have grandiose and divinely inspired childhoods that speaks of the grand destiny they will face. Look, I'm just going to put down that you appeared in the boudoir-"
"The farm didn't have any boudoirs."
"-in the boudoir of the Queen of Trevissa, Land of Ninety Desires. And you spent your childhood-"
"Farming."
"-learning the Hidden Carnal Secrets of the Thrice Blessed," the bard declared, scribbling furiously. "And then you became an adventurer, a profession filled with daring deeds and astounding feats. Your debut upon the world stage, when you shocked the world by-" he looked up expectantly.
"Killing rats."
"..."
"See, the man who ran the inn in town had a bunch of rats in his basement, and I was really interested in his daughter even though she'd never give me the time of day, so I got my Dad's old pitchfork and-"
"You know what? Maybe I'll just come up with this on my own."
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Every guy wants to be the super-alpha, the guy who just effortlessly screws every woman he comes into contact with. But no one is born knowing how to be a stud, and even alphas had to earn their muscles, their charisma, and their reputations. So this would be the story of that rise, that ascension from Just Some Guy to Alpha Stud.
But if it was easy, every guy would do it. There are pitfalls, perils, dangers and twists at every turn. He's just trying to get by and survive in a dangerous world, and has no idea of the potential lurking inside him. One successful adventure slowly leads to another, blessings and gifts make him stronger and more desirable, and eventually he uncovers the secrets to being the True Alpha he was always destined to be.
Obviously I'm looking for something longterm, someone willing to help tell this story from his desperate attempts to get a handjob from the innkeeper's daughter to the seduction and breeding of an entire lineage of elven queens. It would be absolutely amazing if I found someone willing to run this as a proper DnD or Pathfinder adventure, but I'm really not expecting that. This could also be done in modern day or a sci-fi setting, no need to restrict it to fantasy.
I try to post at least every day or two, but my time varies a lot and anyone interested would unfortunately need to be ok with rather infrequent posting on my end. I try to make up for that with detailed, longer posts with plenty to work with. PMs are preferred, but I have a Discord I can use if needed.
Hope to hear from you!
Behold The Alpha! A man without peer, without competition, without restraint! A man that seduces women with but a single flex of his prodigious pectorals! A man that can impregnate a virgin at thirty paces! A man whom no woman can deny! A man who forms legions of devoted followers from nothing but a glimpse of his perfectly chiseled left buttcheek!
Hear the Tale of The Alpha, and his ascent to ultimate power! From his beginnings as....as....
"Are you sure you don't want me to embellish a little?" the bard asked, glancing up at the subject of his latest biography. "A strong opening is important to really seize the reader. Perhaps you're the son of an ancient dragon lord?"
The Alpha frowned a little. "But I'm not," he said, speaking up to be sure he could be heard over the loud slurping and moaning. He'd barely made it two steps into the Bardic College before he had half a dozen of the female students following after him, and it would have been so rude to turn them away. Most of them were off to the side, waiting their turn while the one who'd won at rock-paper-scissors eagerly suckled upon his shaft beneath the table. "I told you, I was born-"
"Yes yes yes," the bard waved a hand dismissively, ignoring the slurping. It didn't bother him; as one of the school's few orcish students he was really only interested in women with lots of meat on their bones, so the debaucheries of the elven and gnomish girls held no appeal. "But people expect you to have some amazing backstory, a grand and fantastic origin that suits such a figure. The child of a lust demon and an angel, a long-lost son of an ancient bloodline."
"Isn't it more interesting if I'm from humble beginnings? Makes people think they can be just like me if they work hard and get a little lucky?" The Alpha started, only for the bard to shake his head.
"No, this is an epic. And epics do not begin with 'humble beginnings,' they have grandiose and divinely inspired childhoods that speaks of the grand destiny they will face. Look, I'm just going to put down that you appeared in the boudoir-"
"The farm didn't have any boudoirs."
"-in the boudoir of the Queen of Trevissa, Land of Ninety Desires. And you spent your childhood-"
"Farming."
"-learning the Hidden Carnal Secrets of the Thrice Blessed," the bard declared, scribbling furiously. "And then you became an adventurer, a profession filled with daring deeds and astounding feats. Your debut upon the world stage, when you shocked the world by-" he looked up expectantly.
"Killing rats."
"..."
"See, the man who ran the inn in town had a bunch of rats in his basement, and I was really interested in his daughter even though she'd never give me the time of day, so I got my Dad's old pitchfork and-"
"You know what? Maybe I'll just come up with this on my own."
-------------------------------------------------------------
Every guy wants to be the super-alpha, the guy who just effortlessly screws every woman he comes into contact with. But no one is born knowing how to be a stud, and even alphas had to earn their muscles, their charisma, and their reputations. So this would be the story of that rise, that ascension from Just Some Guy to Alpha Stud.
But if it was easy, every guy would do it. There are pitfalls, perils, dangers and twists at every turn. He's just trying to get by and survive in a dangerous world, and has no idea of the potential lurking inside him. One successful adventure slowly leads to another, blessings and gifts make him stronger and more desirable, and eventually he uncovers the secrets to being the True Alpha he was always destined to be.
Obviously I'm looking for something longterm, someone willing to help tell this story from his desperate attempts to get a handjob from the innkeeper's daughter to the seduction and breeding of an entire lineage of elven queens. It would be absolutely amazing if I found someone willing to run this as a proper DnD or Pathfinder adventure, but I'm really not expecting that. This could also be done in modern day or a sci-fi setting, no need to restrict it to fantasy.
I try to post at least every day or two, but my time varies a lot and anyone interested would unfortunately need to be ok with rather infrequent posting on my end. I try to make up for that with detailed, longer posts with plenty to work with. PMs are preferred, but I have a Discord I can use if needed.
Hope to hear from you!