- Joined
- Apr 27, 2019
- Location
- London
Sir Arnold Archibald Stone the Second wasn't just any other adventurer, no sir. Arnold knew that great discoveries were ahead of himself, and he saw vivid dreams of his picture being hang casually all across England households, along with great generals, kings, and queens. Parents would hang his picture to inspire their children. Deans of universities and schools would put his picture next to the people like Newton, and Maxwell, as great discoverers of Nature and what it hid from humankind!
If only his wife and his lover would know what they are losing when they constantly complain about him being in dusty ruins, moist caves, and so-called dangerous deserts and jungles. He was just a man, who wanted to explore the world, but at night time…or morning time…or whenever he damned pleased have womanly touch in between of exploration. Was it so much to ask? He tried everything, he tried getting new lovers, but none of them wanted to leave their comfortable lives in London, he tried praying to God, but there was no response, he tried prostitutes, but they were hit and miss, and he did get chlamydia couple of times, and then his wife didn't talk to him for weeks and even dared to complain to her parents, who still gave him the looks, a year later.
So, sir, Arnold Archibald Stone was both quite sexually frustrated yet excited about discovery when he walked through the catacomb. Only a few hours later it was occupied by bandits and slavers, but his mercenaries were able to kill some, wound most, and scare the rest of the encampment. Arnold walked with his revolver ready just in case, one of the bandits was too drunk to hear the fight, when he saw a cute lass on the floor, chained by her ankle. To be fair, Arnold didn't see a woman for 3 straight weeks, so he was in the stage when he would get an erection by looking at the rounded clouds or seeing a fancy tree. But this lass was his type anyway.
"I need help here" – He shouted – "One man is enough" – He quickly added, he didn't want to announce the presence of an unconscious woman to his entire mercenary gang. He sat next to her as he waited and examined. Alive, dehydrated. She seemed unconscious and dehydrated, but he was pretty confident in his skills that he could get her back in shape.
--- Day Later ---
Arnold was seating at his table, as the girl slept on the cot next to his camp bed, she seemed healthy, after some syrup, water, and he thought that she could even be conscious if asleep by now. He sat there and wondered. Wouldn't she owe him, for saving her life? Wouldn't she be ungrateful and dismissive, if she just left after he risked his life, and money, mercenaries were expensive, and these catacombs proved to be barren and dusty, with no artifacts whatsoever!
And wasn't he looking for a consort of a sort…or maybe assistant adventurer? Arnold imagined him being one of those progressive adventurers, not a lone wolf, not a pair of university friends, but one with a lady-adventurer! He found his fountain pen on the table and started to draft a contract.
-- Couple Hours Later --
"Hello there" – Arnold said, he held a cup of warm tea and looked at the girl who he just woke up – "Rise and shine dear, I'm Arnold, I saved you from those brigands." – He said, proudly. And wondered, how many minutes or maybe even hours he should wait, until he offers her the deal? And then decided that he is an honest and direct man, and shouldn't avoid the conversation, just to be proper. – "And I think you owe me one, I've prepared a contract to outline how you can repay your debt to me." – He said, smiling at her. – "I'm Arnold by the way." – Gentleman added, realizing he didn't introduce himself.
If only his wife and his lover would know what they are losing when they constantly complain about him being in dusty ruins, moist caves, and so-called dangerous deserts and jungles. He was just a man, who wanted to explore the world, but at night time…or morning time…or whenever he damned pleased have womanly touch in between of exploration. Was it so much to ask? He tried everything, he tried getting new lovers, but none of them wanted to leave their comfortable lives in London, he tried praying to God, but there was no response, he tried prostitutes, but they were hit and miss, and he did get chlamydia couple of times, and then his wife didn't talk to him for weeks and even dared to complain to her parents, who still gave him the looks, a year later.
So, sir, Arnold Archibald Stone was both quite sexually frustrated yet excited about discovery when he walked through the catacomb. Only a few hours later it was occupied by bandits and slavers, but his mercenaries were able to kill some, wound most, and scare the rest of the encampment. Arnold walked with his revolver ready just in case, one of the bandits was too drunk to hear the fight, when he saw a cute lass on the floor, chained by her ankle. To be fair, Arnold didn't see a woman for 3 straight weeks, so he was in the stage when he would get an erection by looking at the rounded clouds or seeing a fancy tree. But this lass was his type anyway.
"I need help here" – He shouted – "One man is enough" – He quickly added, he didn't want to announce the presence of an unconscious woman to his entire mercenary gang. He sat next to her as he waited and examined. Alive, dehydrated. She seemed unconscious and dehydrated, but he was pretty confident in his skills that he could get her back in shape.
--- Day Later ---
Arnold was seating at his table, as the girl slept on the cot next to his camp bed, she seemed healthy, after some syrup, water, and he thought that she could even be conscious if asleep by now. He sat there and wondered. Wouldn't she owe him, for saving her life? Wouldn't she be ungrateful and dismissive, if she just left after he risked his life, and money, mercenaries were expensive, and these catacombs proved to be barren and dusty, with no artifacts whatsoever!
And wasn't he looking for a consort of a sort…or maybe assistant adventurer? Arnold imagined him being one of those progressive adventurers, not a lone wolf, not a pair of university friends, but one with a lady-adventurer! He found his fountain pen on the table and started to draft a contract.
-- Couple Hours Later --
"Hello there" – Arnold said, he held a cup of warm tea and looked at the girl who he just woke up – "Rise and shine dear, I'm Arnold, I saved you from those brigands." – He said, proudly. And wondered, how many minutes or maybe even hours he should wait, until he offers her the deal? And then decided that he is an honest and direct man, and shouldn't avoid the conversation, just to be proper. – "And I think you owe me one, I've prepared a contract to outline how you can repay your debt to me." – He said, smiling at her. – "I'm Arnold by the way." – Gentleman added, realizing he didn't introduce himself.