Tobie Peril
Super-Earth
- Joined
- Nov 23, 2020
The only reason Eddie “Santa Claus” Reynolds was still employed at the Roland Park Mall was because he put in the effort to grow and maintain an authentic Santa beard. If someone who was at least a decade younger came by with a snowy white beard, the manager of the mall would have banned him. In Eddie’s defense, he was good with the kids. He was able to maintain a jolly attitude and kept the line moving while making each child feel special. However, it was those that weren’t children that Eddie gave special attention to.
For instance, if there ever was a family photo that came by and one of the young ladies of the family were college-aged, well, there may have been a sneaky finger that explored her bikini line. Sometimes there would be a complaint while other times, he would get a knowing smile and occasionally a phone number. Over the years of playing Santa, he was able to figure out which girls were prudes and which ones were naughty.
Santa didn’t neglect his elves either. Let’s just say there were some lady elves who probably had a deep-seated Daddy kink, and he was able to fill in that box perfectly. He designated certain elves as “Santa’s Little Helpers” whose job was to help him pick out girls who would be wanting more than just a quick photo on his lap. And while he knew it was wrong to have favorites, there was one naughty elf that he always kept his eye on.
For now, Santa did his best to hide his leering eye at the naughty elf as he was wrapped up listening to a little boy.
“Well, a PlayStation 5 sounds like a tall order, but Santa will do his best,” He told the little boy, his voice naturally deep.
He let out a little chuckle as he looked up at the boy’s mother, who seemed annoyed by the visit. Part of the fun he had at the job was making promises that their parents couldn’t keep. He watched the family walk away and then turned to his Little Helper.
For instance, if there ever was a family photo that came by and one of the young ladies of the family were college-aged, well, there may have been a sneaky finger that explored her bikini line. Sometimes there would be a complaint while other times, he would get a knowing smile and occasionally a phone number. Over the years of playing Santa, he was able to figure out which girls were prudes and which ones were naughty.
Santa didn’t neglect his elves either. Let’s just say there were some lady elves who probably had a deep-seated Daddy kink, and he was able to fill in that box perfectly. He designated certain elves as “Santa’s Little Helpers” whose job was to help him pick out girls who would be wanting more than just a quick photo on his lap. And while he knew it was wrong to have favorites, there was one naughty elf that he always kept his eye on.
For now, Santa did his best to hide his leering eye at the naughty elf as he was wrapped up listening to a little boy.
“Well, a PlayStation 5 sounds like a tall order, but Santa will do his best,” He told the little boy, his voice naturally deep.
He let out a little chuckle as he looked up at the boy’s mother, who seemed annoyed by the visit. Part of the fun he had at the job was making promises that their parents couldn’t keep. He watched the family walk away and then turned to his Little Helper.