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The Crown Princess... | ...Her Trusted Handmaid |
"I'm going to put your powers of logistics to the test", Charlotte had warned Samantha, her deceptively innocent-looking hazel eyes wide with excitement as she'd made her proclamation. But the handmaid knew better than to be fooled. Ten long years of service had taught her that when the princess came to her with such a look in her eye, it was in her best interest to discourage the woman as forcefully as possible. Unfortunately, ten very long years of service had also taught the woman that when the crown princess of Keryss got a wicked idea in her head, not even a team of draft horses could hope to drag it back out. So Samantha had merely sighed in resignation, neither encouraging her charge to further elaborate on her idea nor daring to tell her to let off with it, because after all, her husband-to-be was arriving in two weeks and what sort of nonsense could possibly be a good idea to get up to now? Of course, it was the timing of Charlotte's suggestion that already gave her handmaid the warning signs of an anxiety-induced headache. The princess was due to be married in less than a month, or as the way she told it, doomed to an eternity of near-chastity with no fucking more inventive than that of the average hog.
(Which wasn't being very fair to the hog, Sam had pointed out. At least hogs wouldn't try to fuck you through a hole in a bedsheet, as they were both convinced Charlotte's future husband would try for how pious and chaste he'd presented himself as in their correspondences.)
Only when the handmaid had finished weaving her fingers into her mess of loose black curls in an unintentional display of pending exasperation did her friend and princess drop the first slipper.
"You're going to arrange a kidnapping."
She was sure her heart had briefly stopped. Charlotte had come up with many a bad idea that she'd, ah, coaxed her handmaid into aiding and abetting. But kidnapping was new. And who in the five pits could she possibly want to kidnap? Samantha's mind rapidly carded through the options, but besides a few political annoyances nobody came to mind. Oh, the crown princess had plenty of people she didn't like, but kidnapping was a serious offence. The crown hadn't had anyone "disappeared" in over a century! Such crude practices had long since been left behind in Keryss, and to kidnap someone on what sounded to be a whim no worse--
"Oh, stop looking like you found a lizard in your soup, Sam."
And then, the other slipper dropped. As did the handmaid's jaw, when Charlotte announced so sweetly,
"You're going to kidnap me."
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The Golden Cockatrice was among the better taverns operating in the shadow of the marble throne. In this case, "in the shadow" was not just a figure of speech, for the lively tavern like most establishments on the "wrong" (or more politely, leeward) side of Ves spent a good portion of it's day in the mountain-like castle's umbra. The surrounding neighborhood was known colloquially as the "no-sunrise district", in reference to the days before kinner globes decorated every street corner and alley in Ves to help broadcast the sun's radiance on the wrong side of the marble throne and even when the sun was on the wrong side of the planet. (Keryss scholars, after all, had long since determined the earth was round. Even if some of their neighbors still refused to believe them.) But while modern marvels had erased much of the gap in the quality of living on sunward and leeward sides of the city, and even while the Golden Cockatrice was among the better taverns operating in it's area, it would still be a balmy day in the pits before any lady higher-born than merchant's daughter would patronize such an establishment on purpose.
At least that was what Sam had assured her. The Golden Cockatrice was further down the Vesren than she normally ventured on her own, which excluded it from the normal miasma of self-pitying second children floating in from the court to drown their sorrows in reasonably-priced ale and less-reasonably priced busts. And the kinner globes were not polished to the high shine that those at the foot of the marble throne, and the street not quite as tidy, with the occasional missing tile filled with murky water that never quite evaporated for the lack of true sunlight. But despite it's relative crunchiness, Charlotte still couldn't help feel that at any moment some familiar face would come waltzing in through the heavy wooden door, and then she'd have to abandon all of Sam's carefully-worked plans!
That had been her agreement. "If you see anyone you even think you'd once seen in a dream, then you come back here." Sam had been very stern on that part, and her friend didn't blame her. A kidnapping that all the relevant parties were in on was all good and kinky fun, but she was still the crown princess, and the last thing she needed in the run-up to her wedding was some misguided rumor about her being dragged away and raped in her own capital city!
But the problem with places where the clientele don't recognize me is that they also don't recognize the value of good time-keeping! The Golden Cockatrice lacked even the bulkiest and simplest sen, the magical devices nearly ubiquitous as kinner globes in the taverns on the sunward side of Ves. Charlotte of course owned her own pocket-sized sen (several, really, including one she'd built from parts), but bringing something so expensive along with her to even one the no-sunrise district's better taverns was practically asking to be pick-pocketed. So instead she was forced to glance awkwardly at the colored glow of the nearest kinner globe reflected off the humidity-slicked cobblestones and in through the foggy and warped glass that made up the tavern's windows and guess the time.
As it had been the last fives times she'd looked, it was half-past-who-the-fuck-knew?. It wasn't as if the crown princess had ever needed to worry about telling the time without a sen at-hand! But nothing in the warm hues of the globe's reflected light had changed, at least not as far as she could tell, so she merely huffed in pouting dissatisfaction and took another long draw of her chilled sweetwine.
Besides her beverage (which proved to be the most expensive item in the tavern's rather limited selection) and her obvious lack of patience, however, Charlotte was otherwise doing a reasonable job at "blending in". The royal blue cotton overdress, ivory blouse, and matching skirts had all come second-hand from one of the castle's maids who was all too happy to trade worn but serviceable clothes for enough money to buy two sets of new ones (and her silence). She'd styled her hair simply, a gathered plait that kept her otherwise thick and unruly hair confined to a wrist-thick coppery rope which (she hoped) would keep it out of the way during her more vigorous planned activities, simple enough that she could redo it at the end if she needed to. And while she drank the most expensive wine on the menu, Sam had loaded her up with the kind of small change a working woman would tend to carry, enough crystal to make her pocket-belt sag beneath her overdress.
But the none-too-modest touches of make-up she wore, emphasizing her large hazel eyes, the redness of her pouty lips, and the color in her high-boned cheeks, suggested exactly what kind of work had graced her with so much oddly-valued currency. The tightness of her dress, too, suggested something about her occupation. The garment had been originally made for someone shorter and slimmer than she was (and Sam could only do so much in quick alterations), and hugged every subtle feminine curve on her graceful body and managed to push her modest bust up enough that she'd originally blushed when she'd seen herself in her mirror back in her bedroom. Certainly she could've turned a trick or two, if she'd put her mind to it; attracting the interests of the opposite sex had never been a difficulty for Charlotte.
No, the problem was in whose interest she had attracted. Though she supposed she hadn't actually had much to do with the match at all. One Lucas Undyre, whose reputation proceeded him as a man as pious as he was boring, cousin to the king of one of Keryss's far less enlightened neighbors to the south. Though their country was bigger than her own, both in size and in populace, their gross domestic product was only half of Keryss's. Of course, their army was nearly three times the size of her own country's, which was why (she supposed) her parents had pushed so hard for a union that was clearly so mismatched. By the pits, they didn't even let their women hold or pass on titles of nobility, and what she'd heard of their sexual mores made her glad that her husband-to-be sounded about as lukewarm on the prospect of their eventual coitus (or any coitus at all) as she felt about the whole arrangement. Fucking once a month through a hole in a sheet for the purposes of producing an heir was better than some of the things she'd heard.
Her thoughts had drifted again, to that dim and gray place where sexual fantasies went to die, and Charlotte reigned herself in with effort. Lucas wouldn't be arriving in Ves for another week, and their wedding wouldn't be for a week after that. Sixteen glorious days were all she had left of her carefree bachelorette days, and she intended to make the best of them in fucking her way across the city and back again. Starting in the Golden Cockatrice. If her kidnappers would do her the favor of arriving already. She'd asked Sam to pick her some fresh meat, men not in her regular rotation (and if a crown princess couldn't have her own rotating cast of preferred himbos, then what was the point of being crown princess?). The leeside of that was now Charlotte was stuck taking surreptitious glances towards the door whenever it so much as creaked, taking stock of each new male face that entered and imagining what it would be like to be ravished by such a fellow.
Which wasn't so bad, all in all. She knew Sam knew her tastes, so her overactive imagination didn't bother adding those faces not to her tastes into the fantasy scenes in her head. And if the more handsome specimens made her turn away and blush furiously into her drink for the images that bubbled up in her thoughts and heated her loins, well, it wasn't if they knew her inner dialogue. It was all a bit of harmless fun, a way to pass the time until the man (or men, gods she hoped it would be men) who Sam had hired did her the pleasure of showing up and fucking her!