Shiva the Cat
the reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2019
- Location
- over the hills and far away
No one ever feared the Lucrezia until it was too late.
She had been christened in honor of Lucrezia Borgia, her captain being an an admirer of that beautiful poisoner. It had been six years since the former French merchant ship had been taken by pirates using the same ruse they would use today as they hunted the Juan Pedro up the Florida coast. She was a smaller ship, barely one hundred feet, with never more than twenty guns on board to keep her light in the water. Swiftness was Lucrezia's greatest virtue, and besides, her crew preferred to do their fighting at much closer quarters.
And unless a ship had encountered the Lucrezia before, they almost never failed to get closer.
Even now, a dozen or so women were strolling leisurely along the decks like pastel butterflies, shielding their fair complexions with lace parasols and fluttering fans. Even without the help of a glass, it would be impossible for men who'd been long at sea to resist the temptation of the sweet smiles and heaving bosoms waving so beckoningly before them. Besides, her colors weren't exactly threatening; most agreed the red bull on the field of yellow looked more like a bemused cow than anything else.
So almost every time, the target had pulled close to hail the pretty ladies on board. By then it was too late.
They never saw the eighty other women (very few of them pretty and none dressed in gowns, but all carrying cutlasses and flintlocks) hiding below decks, and while the thirty or so men who remained in sight might have appeared harmless enough, they were killers, every one of them. Several had served under Mad Alice Reed, the Pirate Queen, who never took prisoners and was rumored to have even committed acts of cannibalism prior to her death of illness on Tortuga. Thankfully the captain of the Lucrezia was not known to be quite that savage, but only because she already had all the reputation she needed.
Captain Salomé Reed was the only child of Mad Alice, a twenty-seven year old mulatto who had held command over the Lucrezia ever since its capture. Now her rum-colored eyes watched the horizon for any sign of the Juan Pedro, expecting to overtake the vessel at any moment. For three weeks now they'd been hunting the ship and its cargo of molasses and sugarcane, valued at enough of a sum to keep the crew happy and perhaps invest in a new gun or two. It had been some time since her ship had chased a Spanish vessel, and Salomé had no reason to believe her usual tactics would prove unsuccessful.
That was why a little smile immediately cracked across her plush lips at the call of “Sails!”, although the joy was short lived.
Moving to the side of Mrs. Briggs, the gigantic red-headed quartermaster with a glass in her hand, the captain gazed off in the indicated direction. “Is it the Juan Pedro?” she asked, foolishly sure of the answer.
“No ma'am, it's British.”
Her face immediately fell as she snatched the glass from Mrs. Briggs. “Shit...the fuck are they doing out here?” she cursed, lowering the device. “Any idea who it might be?”
Briggs hesitated a moment, then looked down towards her captain. “I'd heard the Malevolence was hunting pirates in these waters. You'll recall the price the governor put on us...”
Well, on Salomé, to be more specific. The idea that there was a ship crewed by more women than men still seemed utterly preposterous in many ports, and several of the governors didn't believe the Lucrezia even existed. But it was well known that Mad Alice had a daughter who'd taken up her mother's trade, and if the Pirate Queen had managed to avoid death by hanging, the least the British Empire could do was see to it the sentence was carried out on the Princess.
“Can we outrun her?” she asked, knowing the grim answer. They were bounded by land to the west, and a storm on the northeast. It had been part of their strategy to try to drive the Juan Pedro into a trap, but Salomé had never expected pursuers to come up on them from the south.
There was only one thing to do. “Decoys on deck!” she ordered, ensuring that any lingering ladies below the deck would finish their adornments and come up immediately. Any other women not currently necessary to tend to the ship knew to conceal themselves, including Salomé herself. Glancing across the deck, she nodded silently to her first make, Jakob, trusting him to run matters and give the order to attack once the British ship was within boarding range.
Then came the waiting.
She had been christened in honor of Lucrezia Borgia, her captain being an an admirer of that beautiful poisoner. It had been six years since the former French merchant ship had been taken by pirates using the same ruse they would use today as they hunted the Juan Pedro up the Florida coast. She was a smaller ship, barely one hundred feet, with never more than twenty guns on board to keep her light in the water. Swiftness was Lucrezia's greatest virtue, and besides, her crew preferred to do their fighting at much closer quarters.
And unless a ship had encountered the Lucrezia before, they almost never failed to get closer.
Even now, a dozen or so women were strolling leisurely along the decks like pastel butterflies, shielding their fair complexions with lace parasols and fluttering fans. Even without the help of a glass, it would be impossible for men who'd been long at sea to resist the temptation of the sweet smiles and heaving bosoms waving so beckoningly before them. Besides, her colors weren't exactly threatening; most agreed the red bull on the field of yellow looked more like a bemused cow than anything else.
So almost every time, the target had pulled close to hail the pretty ladies on board. By then it was too late.
They never saw the eighty other women (very few of them pretty and none dressed in gowns, but all carrying cutlasses and flintlocks) hiding below decks, and while the thirty or so men who remained in sight might have appeared harmless enough, they were killers, every one of them. Several had served under Mad Alice Reed, the Pirate Queen, who never took prisoners and was rumored to have even committed acts of cannibalism prior to her death of illness on Tortuga. Thankfully the captain of the Lucrezia was not known to be quite that savage, but only because she already had all the reputation she needed.
Captain Salomé Reed was the only child of Mad Alice, a twenty-seven year old mulatto who had held command over the Lucrezia ever since its capture. Now her rum-colored eyes watched the horizon for any sign of the Juan Pedro, expecting to overtake the vessel at any moment. For three weeks now they'd been hunting the ship and its cargo of molasses and sugarcane, valued at enough of a sum to keep the crew happy and perhaps invest in a new gun or two. It had been some time since her ship had chased a Spanish vessel, and Salomé had no reason to believe her usual tactics would prove unsuccessful.
That was why a little smile immediately cracked across her plush lips at the call of “Sails!”, although the joy was short lived.
Moving to the side of Mrs. Briggs, the gigantic red-headed quartermaster with a glass in her hand, the captain gazed off in the indicated direction. “Is it the Juan Pedro?” she asked, foolishly sure of the answer.
“No ma'am, it's British.”
Her face immediately fell as she snatched the glass from Mrs. Briggs. “Shit...the fuck are they doing out here?” she cursed, lowering the device. “Any idea who it might be?”
Briggs hesitated a moment, then looked down towards her captain. “I'd heard the Malevolence was hunting pirates in these waters. You'll recall the price the governor put on us...”
Well, on Salomé, to be more specific. The idea that there was a ship crewed by more women than men still seemed utterly preposterous in many ports, and several of the governors didn't believe the Lucrezia even existed. But it was well known that Mad Alice had a daughter who'd taken up her mother's trade, and if the Pirate Queen had managed to avoid death by hanging, the least the British Empire could do was see to it the sentence was carried out on the Princess.
“Can we outrun her?” she asked, knowing the grim answer. They were bounded by land to the west, and a storm on the northeast. It had been part of their strategy to try to drive the Juan Pedro into a trap, but Salomé had never expected pursuers to come up on them from the south.
There was only one thing to do. “Decoys on deck!” she ordered, ensuring that any lingering ladies below the deck would finish their adornments and come up immediately. Any other women not currently necessary to tend to the ship knew to conceal themselves, including Salomé herself. Glancing across the deck, she nodded silently to her first make, Jakob, trusting him to run matters and give the order to attack once the British ship was within boarding range.
Then came the waiting.