Dark Prince
Star
- Joined
- Oct 17, 2012
- Location
- Xanadu
“Demon scum,” taunted the guard. “They’ll cut yer prick off, ya know.”
“At least I have one to—”
Phatoooey.
“—I hope you have better aim with your sword than your mouth,” finished Damon, barely dodging the guard’s spit. The iron shackles on his wrists clanked as he shifted his body back. “Or is your poor aim why they have you guarding chained up prisoners?”
Half-sprawled on a too short wooden bench, his shoulders propped against the cold stone wall, Damon sighed and tried to close his eyes again. The pounding in his head just wouldn’t go away. Might it even be getting worse? Just how much had he drank last night?
At least the cell was dark. What little light came in through the door’s small window was blocked by the annoying guard’s face.
“Found in me Lady’s bed, were ya? 'Ats what ya get for messing with a proper, pious woman like me Lady, may the Light shine on her. Demon scum.”
“Pious?” Damon couldn’t help himself. “Let’s just say she wasn’t that pious last night… or the night prior. Or the night before that… unless you think going down on her knees for hours counts as praying—”
“Shut yer hole, ya filth!”
“Her chambermaids proved quite pious then as well. I’ve never seen such avid praying, and they certainly were enthusiastic about letting the Light shine on parts of their bodies that never—”
“Ah’ll come in there and cut off yer prick myself if you don’t shut your forked tongue!”
“Let’s just be quiet then,” said Damon with another sigh. “We’d both prefer that.”
Quiet unfortunately also meant the pounding in his head only grew more noticeable. Even worse, Damon’s thoughts inevitably turned to his own stupidity and he groaned at the mess he’d made by getting over confident.
He had his rules. Rules that had worked for years. No more than three nights with the same woman. No more wealth taken than he could carry in a belt purse. No unnecessary taunting of a cuckolded husband. Never sleep where someone could see him. And of course, his biggest rule, don’t get blind drunk in public!
He’d broken all of them.
A shackled hand went to his head, chain rustling as he scratched through his long black hair and found one of the two horn nubs hidden beneath. They remained out of sight while he was awake, but his true nature was always revealed when he slept, or got wildly drunk. The nubs would grow into dark horns that branded him unmistakably as a demon half-blood.
He’d heard all the names. Demon scum. Foul monster. Devil Spawn. And, in Damon’s particular case, that he was an incubus who deflowered innocent women and corrupted them to the Darkness before stealing their souls. Well, he couldn’t argue about deflowering women, and some may have been innocent, but the rest of the Darkness nonsense was just plain silly.
Damon’s head throbbed painfully as he wallowed in his idiocy. The Lady of this country castle had been just too tempting, her husband too much of a trusting fool, and the chambermaids had needed such little magical persuasion to join the fun that he’d overstayed his welcome.
Now he was going to finally pay.
You demon-witted horny fool.
“Is it true yer cock is the size of a horse’s and ya have horns?”
“I’ll show it to you if you take off my chains… they are chafing my wrists.”
Damon gave the guard the gaze. It was steamy, smoldering stare, infused with all the lusty compelling power he could muster. With a woman, in normal circumstances, she’d obey him without hesitation. Even men, when the situation was right or their interests strayed that way, could be affected. The guard was tempted for a second, then he snorted and shook his head.
“Ah’m no fool, the Priest said those were blessed chains and you were powerless with them on your wrists,” the guard announced with a smug grin. “They’ll be taking ya out of here today I hear, back to the Temple for your trial. I hear ‘em coming now.”
Damon shook his head in irritation. Who would they send for him? One of those corrupt and hypocritical priests? An elite self-righteous Paladin? Maybe just a bunch of motley guardsmen.
He picked at his disheveled clothes idly. It was feast day finery he still wore, starting with grey felt trousers and polished high boots best suited for a dance floor. His now sullied white shirt was made of embroidered silk and hung foppishly loose at his wrists, the front untied and open to reveal his hairy chest. His jacket was long gone. The dark red and elaborately knotted sash on his waist looked like an absurd flower.
Were these the clothes he’d wear to his death? It was not the somber outfit he’d have imagined, although frankly he hadn't tried to dwell on that image much.
A clanking at the door preceded the rusty click of the lock turning. Damon looked up, a wry half smile forcing itself on his face, while he remained lounging on the bench as if there was no place he'd rather be.
“Welcome to my humble palace. I’d offer you a seat…,” he began, but his words faded and his eyes widened. The rakish grin that appeared was full of genuine delight . “Well, well, well. You might be the prettiest thing I’ve seen today. Granted I’ve only seen the guard so far, but still. Not that I’m unhappy to see you, darling, and the armor does fit well, but where’s the real soldier that’s supposed to be coming for me?”
“At least I have one to—”
Phatoooey.
“—I hope you have better aim with your sword than your mouth,” finished Damon, barely dodging the guard’s spit. The iron shackles on his wrists clanked as he shifted his body back. “Or is your poor aim why they have you guarding chained up prisoners?”
Half-sprawled on a too short wooden bench, his shoulders propped against the cold stone wall, Damon sighed and tried to close his eyes again. The pounding in his head just wouldn’t go away. Might it even be getting worse? Just how much had he drank last night?
At least the cell was dark. What little light came in through the door’s small window was blocked by the annoying guard’s face.
“Found in me Lady’s bed, were ya? 'Ats what ya get for messing with a proper, pious woman like me Lady, may the Light shine on her. Demon scum.”
“Pious?” Damon couldn’t help himself. “Let’s just say she wasn’t that pious last night… or the night prior. Or the night before that… unless you think going down on her knees for hours counts as praying—”
“Shut yer hole, ya filth!”
“Her chambermaids proved quite pious then as well. I’ve never seen such avid praying, and they certainly were enthusiastic about letting the Light shine on parts of their bodies that never—”
“Ah’ll come in there and cut off yer prick myself if you don’t shut your forked tongue!”
“Let’s just be quiet then,” said Damon with another sigh. “We’d both prefer that.”
Quiet unfortunately also meant the pounding in his head only grew more noticeable. Even worse, Damon’s thoughts inevitably turned to his own stupidity and he groaned at the mess he’d made by getting over confident.
He had his rules. Rules that had worked for years. No more than three nights with the same woman. No more wealth taken than he could carry in a belt purse. No unnecessary taunting of a cuckolded husband. Never sleep where someone could see him. And of course, his biggest rule, don’t get blind drunk in public!
He’d broken all of them.
A shackled hand went to his head, chain rustling as he scratched through his long black hair and found one of the two horn nubs hidden beneath. They remained out of sight while he was awake, but his true nature was always revealed when he slept, or got wildly drunk. The nubs would grow into dark horns that branded him unmistakably as a demon half-blood.
He’d heard all the names. Demon scum. Foul monster. Devil Spawn. And, in Damon’s particular case, that he was an incubus who deflowered innocent women and corrupted them to the Darkness before stealing their souls. Well, he couldn’t argue about deflowering women, and some may have been innocent, but the rest of the Darkness nonsense was just plain silly.
Damon’s head throbbed painfully as he wallowed in his idiocy. The Lady of this country castle had been just too tempting, her husband too much of a trusting fool, and the chambermaids had needed such little magical persuasion to join the fun that he’d overstayed his welcome.
Now he was going to finally pay.
You demon-witted horny fool.
“Is it true yer cock is the size of a horse’s and ya have horns?”
“I’ll show it to you if you take off my chains… they are chafing my wrists.”
Damon gave the guard the gaze. It was steamy, smoldering stare, infused with all the lusty compelling power he could muster. With a woman, in normal circumstances, she’d obey him without hesitation. Even men, when the situation was right or their interests strayed that way, could be affected. The guard was tempted for a second, then he snorted and shook his head.
“Ah’m no fool, the Priest said those were blessed chains and you were powerless with them on your wrists,” the guard announced with a smug grin. “They’ll be taking ya out of here today I hear, back to the Temple for your trial. I hear ‘em coming now.”
Damon shook his head in irritation. Who would they send for him? One of those corrupt and hypocritical priests? An elite self-righteous Paladin? Maybe just a bunch of motley guardsmen.
He picked at his disheveled clothes idly. It was feast day finery he still wore, starting with grey felt trousers and polished high boots best suited for a dance floor. His now sullied white shirt was made of embroidered silk and hung foppishly loose at his wrists, the front untied and open to reveal his hairy chest. His jacket was long gone. The dark red and elaborately knotted sash on his waist looked like an absurd flower.
Were these the clothes he’d wear to his death? It was not the somber outfit he’d have imagined, although frankly he hadn't tried to dwell on that image much.
A clanking at the door preceded the rusty click of the lock turning. Damon looked up, a wry half smile forcing itself on his face, while he remained lounging on the bench as if there was no place he'd rather be.
“Welcome to my humble palace. I’d offer you a seat…,” he began, but his words faded and his eyes widened. The rakish grin that appeared was full of genuine delight . “Well, well, well. You might be the prettiest thing I’ve seen today. Granted I’ve only seen the guard so far, but still. Not that I’m unhappy to see you, darling, and the armor does fit well, but where’s the real soldier that’s supposed to be coming for me?”