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Mx Female Enter the Grim Parlour

The Bonermancer

I enjoy Spooky Boobs.
Joined
Jun 12, 2020
Location
A Grim Parlour
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“You smell of silken flesh and frothy passions, and may just have place here.”
-Thomas Del Sol


In a dark and candle lit room, I await offerings of skin and softness. I am THE BONERMANCER, and I deal in nefarious sorceries best left to the imagination. I am offering one very lucky lady the chance to write an endless array of sizzling smut with me. If you’re a FEMALE with a mind for the tawdry and lewd, with a splash of creativity and color, then you’ve come to the right thread.


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-I write in third person.

-You can expect at the very least, three detail-crammed posts from me.

-I am deliriously detailed, catastrophically creative, wondrously wordy and horribly humble.

-I write via PM or DISCORD. Threads are simply not my bag.

-I am very much certainly Straight and Male.


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-I am Dominant. Be submissive, or be gone.

-I enjoy…roughly handling my ladies. Those who disapprove of frantic fucking need not apply.

-If you enjoy relentless face-fucking, we must speak immediately.

-I like a good contrast between characters, so Age-Differences and Size Differences are all the rage with me and my erection.

-I can play an array of Humanoid Males. I can play aliens or monstrous sorts, but they must be Human-ish and not just brain creatures with cock-tentacles and eyebrows…

-Gothic (Vampires and moody castles), Fantasy (Sword & Sorcery type), Sci-Fi and Post-Apocalyptic (Nuclear Disaster or Zombie Plague) settings really get me going. Get my mind hard, and the rest is easy.

-My characters are vibrant, unique and original. I put a lot of thought and effort into crafting the Men I will play for you. That being said, I am here mainly for sweat-drenched Smut. While my scenes are not mindless fuck-fests, they do tend to gravitate heavily in that direction. In short, if you're going to inquire about some Role Play goodness, do so knowing that I am assuming you are more than willing to get completely freaky in my general direction with some of your body parts.


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-Uppity or Bratty or otherwise Dominant females are total turn-offs for me.

-Hyper-Anatomy is goofy. I love big tits, but a girl with 56 Triple J’s is just laughable and silly.

-I don’t expect chapters of verse, but at least give me some detail and words to work with. No One-liners.

-Slice-of-life scenes do very little for my penis. I am a man-child, and like to write about Monsters and Gargoyles and Mutants and shit. Let's fuck somewhere fun, shall we?

-Families are lovely. That doesn't mean I want to bone one. Incest and Step-Stuff hold absolutely no fascination and gross me out immensely.

-If you already have 14 scenes going on at once, then I don’t want to be 15. I give focus, attention and time to my writing, and I expect and deserve the same in return. If you are one of those pesky Scene-Hoarders who have a nuclear stockpile of partners and stories laying about, I am not interested in being a mere addition to your collection.


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Any interested parties can feel free to reach out to me via PM. Those who respond to this ad must use the subject heading “Facefuckee reporting for duty!” or I will know that you did not actually read this entire ad. I tried to make it brief, and don’t think it’s too much to ask for someone to pay attention.

If you’ve stayed with me this far, I do very much look forward to hearing from you soon.
 
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