I would like several blue wangs in or around me, please.

[Gwendolyn]

thank you.

 

[Hero]

Ta-Da!

 

[Gwendolyn]

I find it very stimulating.

 

[Hero]

"I don't know what stimulates you anymore."

Hrmm....I call bull.

 

[Gwendolyn]

Oh, he knows. He knows just what to do to me.

 

[Hero]

Perfect man, he can be three men and satisfy you, and hold multiple jobs as once. And be doing you while working! Making money while fucking!

 

[Gwendolyn]

I think the multi-tasking is what I enjoy the most. When we're finished, he already has a nice breakfast prepared for me, has my favorite shows recorded on TiVo, and is contemplating quantum mechanics, naked, in his workshop. Gotta love it.

 

[Hero]

Indeed.

 

[Guest]

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