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Make Food Sexy

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Mathim

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Nov 10, 2019
To go along with movie titles and porn actor stage names, why not drag our favorite foods through the same gutter as our minds? I’m sure most of us right now are bored enough for it.

For example, how about a dirty version of our favorite hard-shelled candies, Sem-En M’s? Or maybe something bigger? I’m sure they’d have to come up with a new slogan for the Buttfingerer bar.
 
Chicken Stripstease

Potato Dicks (french fries are phallic enough, right?)

Meat Pie (seriously, all you need to do is say it in the right context and it's dirty on its own)

"Chocolate" Cake

And with that, I leave you.
 
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