Mx Any Pardy 2 Hardy: The Comeback Kid (Under Reconstruction)

[Pardy Harty]

Howdy yall, back in the saddle again and this time with a hopefully more succinct Intrest Thread
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1. I'm a slow replier, I take my time writing my posts and life has a way of throwing curveballs my way. So if I can't respond right away it's usually because something serious has taken my attention and deal with the subsequent potential burnout.

2. I've been roleplaying for about eight years now and while I like to think I'm a pretty decent author I'm not perfect nor do I expect my partners to be, just have a descriptive vocabulary greater than a caveman talking about his day and we'll be Gucci. I used to not care too much on reply lengths but now I'm searching for more... substance after a span of single sentence and paragraph partners. I don't mean writing giant bricks of text just to fill up space, it's just deflating to write 3-4 paragraphs and get one and a couple of sentences back.

3. I almost write exclusively in the 3rd person, past tense unless I'm doing a bit or something experimental.

4. Smut-to-Plot Ratio: Eh, honestly I just go with the flow. All of my plots have a little wiggle room for how much we could go either way.

5. I'm generally only into that dirty shit like hand-holding, happy relationships, and enthusiastic consent, ya know, like a total weenie.... Unless I'm in a certain mood and want to explore the actual dark stuff a little bit under very controlled circumstances, so if that's not your barrel of pumpkins I totally get it.


666. That Being Said, I am truly a degenerate in the monsters/aliens/Things That Go Boo that I am willing to have my characters bang shamelessly. If it can say yes and is an Adult in whatever context their lifespans dictate, then I'm down. Side Note - While anthros and what basically amounts to "Humans with Add-Ons" are well and good, if you come at me with a legit monster to play against you'll get major brownie points from me.

7. Be Creative. I have plots with predesigned settings sure, but I also like to kitbash and cooperate with other people. Sandboxes are always best when shared.

8. Finally, have fun with it. I like talking with my partners and hashing out stories, building plot webs, and generally gush over our characters.

Kink Limits: Hardcore rape, Sexual Mutilation, Necrophilia, Scat, Vomit, Watersports, Partners below 18 or equivalent age for other races.

Favorite Relationship Dynamics

Burly Warriors and Tiny Wives

Supervillain: Risque, crude, lewd, and a total Virgin // Superhero: Pure, Reserved, Polite, Can make anyone cum with two fingers and a white wine spritzer

Jock (Bottoms) vs. Nerd (Tops)

Monsters with inferiority complexes and trust issues x Kindness

Idiots In Love

Warriors and Soldiers brought down to blushing teenagers when confronted with their equal

Ethereal Lady/Lord (Virgin) and their loyal knight (Turbo Virgin)

Gratitude: What's an immortal demigod whose spent the last several lifetimes dutifully fighting against the forces of the world that seek out to conquer, defile, and annihilate all that is good in the world to do after another climactic battle that leaves his fate uncertain to the world around them? Well, M/C doesnt rightly know, but he knows where to start. Taking a job as a bouncer in a high end brothel famous in [Placeholder Cities] red light district, M/C spends years in the den of debauchery. Hiding amongst the smoke and shadows, only revealing himself to quash trouble or aid the workers with unruly clients. Even helped some of the more unscrupulous workers rob a couple of nasty fellows. The priests of M/C's youth would be seething in their graves, but he's having the time of his life.

Enter Y/C, one or more of the workers around the brothel who takes an interest in their strange, enigmatic bouncer. Always polite and courteous, respectful to those around him irregardless of their social class, and ever ready to help those who cross his path, making him the worst pick for errand runs. A regular slum flower, making the world around him a better place without asking for anything in return. In oddity in the selfishness that surrounds any cities underbelly.

Friendships are made, stories are shared, truths come out. Through the gossip mill and their own conversations, Y/C learns that M/C has never known the touch of intimacy, too busy planning for the next battle or gearing up the next quest. It's never been a pressing matter before but he can't lie and say he isnt at least curious, but nothing more comes up of it.

That is, until M/C runs out of potion. A rare concoction used by the knights of his order to stand against the supernatural wiles of the rogue succubi, M/C been using it and others out of habit, but when he runs out of the rare ingredient to brew the potion and cant find a vendor who sells it anywhere, he must wrestle with his bodies growing insistence that he "Do Something About It" whenever he gets horny.

(Plots TBD)​

 

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