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GOBLIN RIOT
Rampaging Mob
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2019
- Location
- Goblopolis
Greetings, victims—I mean, comrades!
We are the Goblin Riot.
While our kind has been notoriously slandered in media and entertainment as anti-intellectual brutes and comic relief foils, rest assured, we are quite an erudite and creative brood. My Brothers and I seek grand plunder in the form of descriptive, explosively smutty role play exchange with a witty, attentive, bright, creative and descriptive Female being.
My rowdy associates and I can be counted on to provide at least 3 healthy paragraphs (via third person viewpoint) of detailed description, and we seek the use of pliant, submissive, and unwholesomely busty maidens to achieve our own decidedly…slippery ends.
As any novice Cryptozoologist could plainly attest, Goblin-kind are notoriously secretive beings, and as such, we seek to indulge in these literary dealings via PM, as we prize our dreadful mating habits and would not want their gruesome details brandied about the interwebs.
To get the creative ball rolling, we bring to your attention two possible plots, as offerings of our good will. We do hope that they thrill any potential applicant in their dubious nether-regions:
.The Gang’s All Here.
This is a little gangbang fantasy, where we shall play a band of formidable, skullduggery-filled thieves or gangsters who are owed a substantial sum by your character’s degenerate gambler of a Father. In order to pay the debt and save his own skin, he hands off his lone, supple, unconscionably busty daughter to settle the debt. The Gang could be comprised of all Goblins (our preference but we are obviously biased), or any assortment of fantasy races you might fancy (A Human leader, a Goblin thief, an Orc bruiser, or even a Centaur, if you are into more…equestrian pursuits…)
.The Knight & Princess Inc.
We all know the drill, right? Our character is a handsome, dashing Knight, who is legally obligated to rescue any Princesses in distress. A standard tale as old as time, you say? Well, the joke’s on you, friend! For, the Princess in question is certainly of royal birth, but, imagine the hero’s surprise when he finds that the fair damsel in question is a GOBLIN PRINCESS! Weren’t expecting THAT one, were you!? He’d be flustered beyond belief, as you might imagine, but she would be all about getting her soft, jiggly-bits explored by a big, strong, armor clad Human. What more forbidden love is there than a handsome Human Knight and a Goblin Princess? WE POSE THIS MOST SEXUAL OF INQUIRIES DIRECTLY TO YOU.
As to keep this little call to sexual adventure brief, we shall cut example stories at the two provided. Any interested parties should contact us immediately via private message. It is our sincere wish that this posting be nailed to the wall of every tavern in the Kingdom, and we chitter with excitement at a hopeful influx of interested, breast-possessing parties.
With utmost sincerity,
The Goblin Riot
We are the Goblin Riot.
While our kind has been notoriously slandered in media and entertainment as anti-intellectual brutes and comic relief foils, rest assured, we are quite an erudite and creative brood. My Brothers and I seek grand plunder in the form of descriptive, explosively smutty role play exchange with a witty, attentive, bright, creative and descriptive Female being.
My rowdy associates and I can be counted on to provide at least 3 healthy paragraphs (via third person viewpoint) of detailed description, and we seek the use of pliant, submissive, and unwholesomely busty maidens to achieve our own decidedly…slippery ends.
As any novice Cryptozoologist could plainly attest, Goblin-kind are notoriously secretive beings, and as such, we seek to indulge in these literary dealings via PM, as we prize our dreadful mating habits and would not want their gruesome details brandied about the interwebs.
To get the creative ball rolling, we bring to your attention two possible plots, as offerings of our good will. We do hope that they thrill any potential applicant in their dubious nether-regions:
.The Gang’s All Here.
This is a little gangbang fantasy, where we shall play a band of formidable, skullduggery-filled thieves or gangsters who are owed a substantial sum by your character’s degenerate gambler of a Father. In order to pay the debt and save his own skin, he hands off his lone, supple, unconscionably busty daughter to settle the debt. The Gang could be comprised of all Goblins (our preference but we are obviously biased), or any assortment of fantasy races you might fancy (A Human leader, a Goblin thief, an Orc bruiser, or even a Centaur, if you are into more…equestrian pursuits…)
.The Knight & Princess Inc.
We all know the drill, right? Our character is a handsome, dashing Knight, who is legally obligated to rescue any Princesses in distress. A standard tale as old as time, you say? Well, the joke’s on you, friend! For, the Princess in question is certainly of royal birth, but, imagine the hero’s surprise when he finds that the fair damsel in question is a GOBLIN PRINCESS! Weren’t expecting THAT one, were you!? He’d be flustered beyond belief, as you might imagine, but she would be all about getting her soft, jiggly-bits explored by a big, strong, armor clad Human. What more forbidden love is there than a handsome Human Knight and a Goblin Princess? WE POSE THIS MOST SEXUAL OF INQUIRIES DIRECTLY TO YOU.
As to keep this little call to sexual adventure brief, we shall cut example stories at the two provided. Any interested parties should contact us immediately via private message. It is our sincere wish that this posting be nailed to the wall of every tavern in the Kingdom, and we chitter with excitement at a hopeful influx of interested, breast-possessing parties.
With utmost sincerity,
The Goblin Riot
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