Howdy, folks! Got something a little different here. What I have below is a set of fictional Tinder profiles for characters I'm looking to play (currently just one, with others saved for archival purposes). Each profile is presented just as it would actually appear in the Tinder app, with all the information that profile would include, and only that information. The spoiler lists the genders and ages the character has their profile set as visible to, and the city where they're currently using the app. If any of them look appealing to you, then write up a Tinder profile for a character of your own who fits their criteria and "swipe" on them by sending me a PM with your character's profile. Then we'll play out their conversation through the app, writing only what they message one another, entirely in character. They can chat as long as we feel like, and if things go well and they decide to meet up, we can switch to a more traditional RP at that point.
If any of this doesn't make sense, I'm happy to answer questions OOC, but don't tell me anything about your character in advance! The mystery and potential surprise is part of the fun here. When you're ready, just send me their profile and I'll let you know if my character swipes on them or not. Feel free to try again with another character if the first doesn't work out.
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If any of this doesn't make sense, I'm happy to answer questions OOC, but don't tell me anything about your character in advance! The mystery and potential surprise is part of the fun here. When you're ready, just send me their profile and I'll let you know if my character swipes on them or not. Feel free to try again with another character if the first doesn't work out.
These profiles are currently unavailable, but check back later!
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I know I look like the most nonthreatening person ever, but I swear I'm really goth and edgy and my soul is dark and full of hatred. NYU anthropology, class of '23. Kind of want to keep it casual right now.
- The first photo is a selfie, the angle not all that great and the image a little blurry, but it's still clear the photographer is gorgeous. She's white, fair like she doesn't get a whole lot of sun, with dark brown hair that falls over her shoulders in long, loose waves, silky and shining. Glasses with big, bold black frames draw attention to her wide, dark eyes, amid a cute, delicate heart-shaped face. She's dressed in a black turtleneck sweater with a stylish grey scarf; her figure is hard to discern from this image, but she looks busty. She's photographed herself sitting in an armchair in what looks like a library, with a big book open across her lap. She's smiling close-lipped up at the camera, her face turned away from the lens a little; you get the sense she's feeling herself, but still a little shy about it.
- The same girl standing in front of the statue of Prometheus in Rockefeller Center. This one's a long shot, done by somebody else. It looks like maybe a fall day; she's in a dark red knit sweater and a black pencil skirt, black tights, and calf-high black boots. Her figure is a little more visible here; she's got a near-perfect hourglass build, curvy but not quite into thick. She looks a little more confident in this one, smiling more fully, though still into the middle distance rather than right at the camera.
I know I look like the most nonthreatening person ever, but I swear I'm really goth and edgy and my soul is dark and full of hatred. NYU anthropology, class of '23. Kind of want to keep it casual right now.
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All I want is a man who'll say "thank you" when I bring him breakfast in bed, not "who are you and how did you get in my house?"
- A medium shot across a table on a restaurant patio, daylight. She's a stunner, Asian-looking with skin on the darker side, high cheekbones, black hair in a stylish bob. Simple white t-shirt that tightly hugs a visibly trim figure (what's visible above the table, at least), with the shadow of a black bra visible underneath--what's under that looks modest, but far from flat. She's looking off to the side while sipping her water through a straw, seeming disinterested, but a glint in her eyes gives the impression that it's an act, a tease.
- A medium long shot, in a club, lit deep blue. She's dancing, hands in the air, not seeming aware of the camera, though the shot is too well-composed for her not to be. She looks really into whatever's playing, eyes shut, grinning. Her dress is short, barely thigh-length, and tight, hugging her like a glove. It has full sleeves, but a diagonal cut-out down the side nearly bares her left breast--she has nothing on under it. The color is impossible to tell, with the light turning everything blue.
- A group shot, on a sunny beach, her standing arm-in-arm with three other women, the water in the background. They're all in bikinis; hers is white, a simple string design, not especially tiny, but showing plenty. This shot makes it visible that her build is a bit pear-shaped, generous hips and thighs in contrast to her slender upper body and handful breasts. She has big sunglasses on, hiding her eyes. She and all her friends are grinning like they're having the time of their lives.
All I want is a man who'll say "thank you" when I bring him breakfast in bed, not "who are you and how did you get in my house?"
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Just your average gay chick looking for a fun time They're real, and they're spectacular. Bad pickup lines appreciated.
- A mirror selfie, apparently taken in a full-length, showing her from the shins up. She's doing an exaggerated sexy pose, head thrown back, chest out, hips cocked, all in a turqoise string bikini that's stretched tightly over a curvy hourglass figure with enormous breasts that somehow don't look fake. Definitely not the most classy vibe. Her race is a little hard to guess, maybe mixed, possibly part middle eastern or Indian--her hair is black and straight, cascading loose down her back, her largely exposed skin caramel-toned. She's looking at the camera with lidded, come-hither eyes, full lips parted and smiling. The background looks like a bedroom, the bit that's visible a little untidy, a few bits of clothing on the floor, but nothing dire.
- A medium shot across a table in what looks like a Starbucks, or another cafe with a similar interior. She's fully clothed this time, in a Springfield College hoodie that's stretched tight over that improbable bust. She's got something iced and dark in her hand, and looks to have been interrupted mid-sip by something hilarious, eyes shut and grinning with mirth.
Just your average gay chick looking for a fun time They're real, and they're spectacular. Bad pickup lines appreciated.
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Hello MTV and welcome to my Tinder! I'm a naturist (or nudist if that's more familiar), outdoorswoman, and sex-positivity advocate looking for chill folks for casual hookups. CSU '23. (Shouldn't have to say this, but just because I'm cool with being naked in front of strangers doesn't mean I want unsolicited dick pics. If I want to see it, I'll ask.)
- A medium long shot. She's sitting with her back against a tree trunk in a park somewhere. White, tanned like she gets plenty of sun, she has her honey-blonde hair in a braid down to her shoulder. Her eyes are either dark blue or slate grey, it's a little hard to tell. She has on a navy spaghetti strap tank top and jean short-shorts; the outfit doesn't cover much, and her figure is easily visible, slim, toned, and athletic, long legs stretched out on the grass (she's kicked off whatever shoes she was wearing, leaving her feet bare). She's not especially busty, but her handful breasts look firm and perky. She's beaming at the camera, not the faintest shadow of shyness or self-consciousness on her face.
- Another medium-long shot, this one from behind, on a hiking trail in what might be the Rockies. She's looking over her shoulder at the camera, with that same carefree grin, a baseball cap shading her face from the bright sun. Under a heavy-looking day backpack, it looks like she's wearing a simple black t-shirt, and the same style of jean short-shorts, once again baring her legs completely down to the tops of her dusty hiking boots. Someone else is visible in the photo walking just ahead of her on the trail, but they're not in focus.
- A medium shot, on a beach with the water in view. She appears to be sitting on the sand looking out at the waves, shot from behind again, just the back of her head visible this time. Her back is completely bare, not so much as a strap to suggest she isn't topless; all her visible skin is evenly tanned, with no lines.
Hello MTV and welcome to my Tinder! I'm a naturist (or nudist if that's more familiar), outdoorswoman, and sex-positivity advocate looking for chill folks for casual hookups. CSU '23. (Shouldn't have to say this, but just because I'm cool with being naked in front of strangers doesn't mean I want unsolicited dick pics. If I want to see it, I'll ask.)
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Yeah I know only one picture and its bad but that shouldn't matter here. Ive been disappointed too many times and Im not looking for a relationship and no that doesnt mean Ill fuck you either. what im looking for is a masturbation friend. someone chill who I can be comfortable with where we talk about our fantasies and porn and stuff that gets us off and share those things and ideally we can get together and jerk off together but not fuck. I dont care if your a guy or a girl or nb or whatever cause Im not looking to be attracted to someone anyway or vice versa. just dont be weird about what Im looking for. sorry if Im being hostile I promise Im actually a nice person just I havent had a lot of luck with this and Im gonna be picky about who I try this with. if you think it sounds cool then talk to me and dont be weird.
- A selfie taken while the photographer lies on her stomach atop a bed (presumably hers), her chin propped up on the hand she's not using to take the picture. She's white, rather pale, with round cheeks bearing a dusting of freckles, curly near-black hair chopped short in something like a pixie cut, and striking pale blue eyes. Her expression is rather bored, no smile; she has the air of someone with few fucks to give. She looks to be wearing a hoodie in a light blue that matches her eyes, and black leggings, though the picture is blurry and out of focus that far back. Not much of the room is visible, either.
Yeah I know only one picture and its bad but that shouldn't matter here. Ive been disappointed too many times and Im not looking for a relationship and no that doesnt mean Ill fuck you either. what im looking for is a masturbation friend. someone chill who I can be comfortable with where we talk about our fantasies and porn and stuff that gets us off and share those things and ideally we can get together and jerk off together but not fuck. I dont care if your a guy or a girl or nb or whatever cause Im not looking to be attracted to someone anyway or vice versa. just dont be weird about what Im looking for. sorry if Im being hostile I promise Im actually a nice person just I havent had a lot of luck with this and Im gonna be picky about who I try this with. if you think it sounds cool then talk to me and dont be weird.
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Hello! Bear with me, I'm still new to Tinder and I don't totally understand it yet, haha. Anyway, I'm a mother of one, in an open marriage, looking for potential partners for good times! Open to hookups or something more regular, but not romantic relationships. Threesomes or moresomes a maybe, we will see how things go, haha.
- A medium long shot, taken by the side of what looks like a hotel swimming pool, somewhere warm enough for there to be a palm tree in the background. She's sitting in one of those long deck chairs, reclining back, lifting up a pair of big sunglasses with tortoiseshell frames to smile warmly for the camera. She's Asian, with long black hair worn loose, a heart-shaped face, and a narrow chin, beautiful. In the black bikini she wears, bandeau-style with a gold ring holding it together in front, her slim figure is on full display; she obviously keeps in shape, her waist impressively trim. The breasts beneath that top look like they might be fake, though, big D-cups with that slightly-too-perfect shape, though they don't look bad on her by any stretch.
- Another medium shot, this one taken from what looks like the cockpit of a small sailboat, the kind that can hold maybe four people; the water in the background stretches to the horizon. She's sitting against the gunwale, arm-in-arm with a girl who looks like she could be her daughter, her spitting image apart from slightly lighter skin and a less generous bust. Kate has on a light green spaghetti strap tank top and the same sunglasses, hiding her eyes this time. She's giving the camera the same warm smile as in the first photo.
- A full-length mirror selfie, with a bedroom visible in the background, spacious, neat and tidy, with the queen bed freshly made. She has a full face of makeup, visible but tasteful, bold mascara with a hint of smokey eyeshadow and a brown lipstick. She's not smiling this time, but instead has a seductive look, lips parted. She has on a black halter dress that hugs her upper body, with plenty of cleavage (again, it's hard not to think her breasts have to be fake), the skirt nearly floor-length, but with a slit all the way up to the hip, exposing one toned leg.
Hello! Bear with me, I'm still new to Tinder and I don't totally understand it yet, haha. Anyway, I'm a mother of one, in an open marriage, looking for potential partners for good times! Open to hookups or something more regular, but not romantic relationships. Threesomes or moresomes a maybe, we will see how things go, haha.
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