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TheMadMan
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Hey there!
Before anything else, lets start off with the basic "Rules" or just base Regulations I like to go by.
Alright... so I have two ideas for the directly above picture. The general gist of the ideas though is more of a set up for one-off quick smut roleplays. I have no real intent for the roleplay to go any longer than maybe a scene or two. I should note, that I'll be describing the exact machine differently for each of the ideas to match the exact idea.
Thanks to the relative randomness of the below options, my partner will need to be comfortable playing what might be something they haven't played before There won't be an options that are extreme or anything of the like though and kinks will still be adhere'd to. Also, if my partner has a preference for the kind of guy they want me to do, just let me know.
(Idea Ein)
I'll have a selection of pictures and my partner and I will roll a die -- currently trying to decide on how big of one -- and my partner will play the corresponding character. This will correspond in roleplay with the Vend-a-Hoe machine's archtype options with my character either choosing the rolled selection or just hitting some kind of random button.
(Idea Zwei)
Basically the same as Ein, though with the options there below the archetypes, though we'll use the archetypes as more of a personality subtype. Same basic rules of each option being rolled for and my partner playing whatever comes of it.
(Idea Drei)
Effective Ein and Zwei combined!
Stroking his chin, a man approached the machine, inspecting it for all that it was worth. All in all, it looked like a massive vending machine of some make. The casing was a sterile white color, obviously titanium, while it had a hot pink trim. The left quarter of it had a long LED touchscreen that read 'Touch Here!' with the screen itself colored white and the lettering pink with a black outline. The other three quarters of the machine had a large window of some make. The window was an dark opaque, not allowing him to see inside, but he could see a faint red light though. About stomach height on the window was a pink metal bar with a purple handle. Grabbing the handle, he gave it a small tug to no avail. There was also a small area for processing money on the touchscreen about two thirds down. Card only by the look of it, though there was a second slot below the card processor. Maybe it did take physical money at one point.
Tapping the screen, massive words suddenly flashed across it in the same font as before
VEND-A-HOE!!
Options were quick to appear, though before he could start inspecting them, they grayed out as a window popped up.
He raised an eyebrow before tapping the yes. Suddenly, a small card popped out of the second slot. It looked like a business or post card of some kind. After taking the card, he read it.
The man sorta deadpans at the card before looking up at the screen again and noticing that the various options have lit up once again. After stroking his chin again, he reached up to tap the screen.
Before anything else, lets start off with the basic "Rules" or just base Regulations I like to go by.
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1.) Be at least semi-literate
2.) I, at the very minimum, promise to give my partners 1 paragraph of 4 lines when typed up in Notepad. I don't really do any less. I do do more when it is necessary and have been averaging about 2 paragraphs of varying size lately. For the most part, I will attempt to match what my partner throws at me.
3.) As long as you respect my kinks, I'll respect yours. If you are unsure about something, don't hesitate to ask as I'll do the same.
4.) Please do not post on this thread to contact me, send a PM.
5.) I generally give partners a week to respond before giving them a little poke to gauge interest. If I don't respond in a week, don't hesitate to give me a little poke as well. I have a tendency to just forget to respond or I might not have gotten a message telling me that you have responded.
6.) Not so much of a rule, but I have been coloring spoken text as of late. My partner is not required to do so, but I do find it easier to read posts when colored spoken text is used.
7.) I may have more in the future....
I should mention there are 4 Questions I like to ask partners before starting a roleplay with them. Generally things I find to be important. If a partner doesn't answer them in their contact post, I will ask them myself.
a.) Do you have a preference for post size?
b.) Do you have a preference for cock size? || There is a wide variation with this one. I see partners say "Big" quite often, but even that is various. Please give me something akin to a range of size like 10 to 20-inches long or something along those lines.
c.) Are there any specific kinks you'd like to see in this?
d.) Do you have a preference for Roleplay Medium? (IE PMs, Threads, IMs, etc etc)
I'll give my example for this below:
a.) Like I said, I tend to very minimal do 1 paragraph of 4 lines, but average about 2 paragraphs
b.) My boys tend to about 15 to 20-inches long by about 6 to 10-inches in circumference, but I will go larger or smaller depending on the partner. The only time I'll ever go any smaller than 6-inches in length or larger than 30-inches is in very specific circumstances.
c.) I have a section below for this, but my most wanted kinks tend to be Ahegao, excessive cum, minor cum expansion, and multiple orgasms.
d.) My preference for such is this:
EMail, My most longest term roleplays have been over Email of some form.
PMs/Threads, I consider these to be about equal since I don't have a preference either way.
Discord, I will only ever do roleplays over Discord if it is short term and entirely smut-based. I tend to consider Discord and other IMs not the place for story-based, long-term roleplays. If a partner wants that, I'll only do long-term roleplays over the other options.
Story-based v. Smut-based.
My ratio for such tends to be more 50-50 but with more leaning toward the smutty side of things. My ideas will almost always be smutty in some way, shape, or form. It's just the way things are with me. If things develop more of a story as things go along or if someone comes to me with a good idea for something more story based, then great!
Long-term v. Short-term
Same as above. Most ideas will be short-term to begin with, but with room to naturally evolve beyond that. I do accept ideas that are more long-term right off the bat.
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Kinks I Normally Include
These are kinks I include unless otherwise mentioned.
Big Cocks || Like I said above, I more often than not tend to play my guys being rather hung being between 15-20 inches in length and 6-10 inches in circumference. The largest of my guys tends to be about 30-inches in length and 18-inches in circumference.
Light to Heavily Excessive Cum || So, it generally depends, but my boys tend to cum anywhere between large cup fulls -- at least 16 FL.OZ -- and literal gallons of cum. It just depends. I normally describe as them cumming for upwards of a minute or two in a solid and heavy stream of jizz.
Cum Inflation, light to heavy || Goes hand in hand with the above. Considering the sheer amount my boys cum, a little bloating is to be expected. I will often times describe it between a light bulge in the lower belly to my partner's characters looking like they are heavily pregnant with multiple children.
Cervical Penetration || Given the size of dicks my guys, they tend to penetrate the deepest parts of their partners. I know this is technically biologically impossible, but given the more fantastical elements of my roleplays it is often included.
Kinks I Am Currently Interested In
This is a list of kinks that I would like to include in some way, shape or form.
Harem
Small Female x Large Male || I tend to like the dynamic of a small female(Generally about 5 feet tall, but can go with taller, but I'll need to make my guy taller.) being fucked by a male several times her size. This is especially sure when the male is hung like a Bull Moose.
Large Female x Small Male || Same kind of idea as directly above, a woman who is significantly taller than the man she is fucking
Breeding/Impregnation || I've just always been a fan of the idea of a woman getting knocked up, sometimes repeatedly.
Multiple Orgasms || And I mean multiple. My guys have no refractory period for the most part -- though if a scene is going on for too long or just needs to end, they'll just not be able to get it back up -- and tend to go on for hours, cumming multiple times in that period. They also tend to wait until their partner cums at least once. On the topic of their partner's orgasm(s), I like it when the female cums that multiple times before the guy does. I think the most that I've ever had a partner do was 100, but it was related to a mindbreak scene and it was multiple orgasms in a post. Actually, I like the idea of multiple orgasms in a single post. It does push things along a bit faster.
Ahegao/Fucked Silly
Non-human/extra-species ladies
Inverted Nipples
Piercings
Tattoos
Certain Clothing Related Kinks || Currently would include things like Lingerie/Negligee, Wedding Attire (For some reason I find the idea of a woman being fucked in a wedding dress to be really hot), Sports Bras and Fit Attire.
Lactation
Wake-up/Good Morning Sex
Cock and Ball Worship
Portal Sex || Basically just the use of portals to have sex either secretly with or without someone's knowledge or at a great distance.
Genderbending || I would like to include some genderbending in this in some form.
Transformation || Mostly in the form of changing certain body parts.
Alright... so I have two ideas for the directly above picture. The general gist of the ideas though is more of a set up for one-off quick smut roleplays. I have no real intent for the roleplay to go any longer than maybe a scene or two. I should note, that I'll be describing the exact machine differently for each of the ideas to match the exact idea.
Thanks to the relative randomness of the below options, my partner will need to be comfortable playing what might be something they haven't played before There won't be an options that are extreme or anything of the like though and kinks will still be adhere'd to. Also, if my partner has a preference for the kind of guy they want me to do, just let me know.
(Idea Ein)
I'll have a selection of pictures and my partner and I will roll a die -- currently trying to decide on how big of one -- and my partner will play the corresponding character. This will correspond in roleplay with the Vend-a-Hoe machine's archtype options with my character either choosing the rolled selection or just hitting some kind of random button.
(Idea Zwei)
Basically the same as Ein, though with the options there below the archetypes, though we'll use the archetypes as more of a personality subtype. Same basic rules of each option being rolled for and my partner playing whatever comes of it.
(Idea Drei)
Effective Ein and Zwei combined!
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Stroking his chin, a man approached the machine, inspecting it for all that it was worth. All in all, it looked like a massive vending machine of some make. The casing was a sterile white color, obviously titanium, while it had a hot pink trim. The left quarter of it had a long LED touchscreen that read 'Touch Here!' with the screen itself colored white and the lettering pink with a black outline. The other three quarters of the machine had a large window of some make. The window was an dark opaque, not allowing him to see inside, but he could see a faint red light though. About stomach height on the window was a pink metal bar with a purple handle. Grabbing the handle, he gave it a small tug to no avail. There was also a small area for processing money on the touchscreen about two thirds down. Card only by the look of it, though there was a second slot below the card processor. Maybe it did take physical money at one point.
Tapping the screen, massive words suddenly flashed across it in the same font as before
VEND-A-HOE!!
Options were quick to appear, though before he could start inspecting them, they grayed out as a window popped up.
Are you new to the VEND-A-HOE!!'s services?
YES NO
YES NO
He raised an eyebrow before tapping the yes. Suddenly, a small card popped out of the second slot. It looked like a business or post card of some kind. After taking the card, he read it.
The man sorta deadpans at the card before looking up at the screen again and noticing that the various options have lit up once again. After stroking his chin again, he reached up to tap the screen.
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