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Planetoid
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- Apr 30, 2015
Okay, yeah, my bimboification depravity has gone to its nadir and I wanna play the hucow thing. What's not to love? It's all the objectification of getting smaller brains and bigger boobs, plus a side-salad of extra dehumanization! I'm not fancy. And I've got three kinda flavors that we can play around with, at least as points to start brainstormin' from -- but feel free to toss anything my way that could fit right in!
Blah blah blah, the usual basics: my girl Anna is a hot burnout sort, an armchair dirtbag leftist, a wannabe musician, and I wanna get her into trouble.
1.) I'm goin' to Bovine University! -- Anna, like always, needs either a passing grade or some cash for rent. So she signs up for an experimental class, study, or job figuring it'll be an easy path to getting exactly what she wants. Unfortunately for her, what she gets instead is a brand new scientific breakthrough combining the genetic code of certain other creatures with humanity, and now her life begins to quickly fall apart as a new, simpler one expands before her. (Or maybe that's just her tits.)
2.) The Next Mootation -- It honestly only happens to like, one in a thousand women. Nobody knows entirely what caused it, either. But one way or another, sometime between the time that they can legally drive and the time that they can legally drink, some women start to get a splitting headache consistently for about a week straight; which is the precursor to the cute little horns that sprout out of their forehead. That's only the first change however as she finds her life as a human over and joins the growing herds of hucows who an entire industry has cropped up to serve and use. Maybe she'll find a nice small town farm! Or maybe she'll just end up strapped into horrible machines and studded out, who knows?
3.) "What's a human?" -- Going back to the good ol' isekai-adjacent Connecticut Hottie in King Arthur's Court idea wherein Anna finds herself randomly transported to a fantasy land, once again ... she does. Only this fantasy land doesn't actually know what a human is, and the orcs or goblins or whatever that find her have to piece together the clues. She's covered in leather .. she's got huge udders ... this is a "cow", right? Definitely! That's what she is! They heard about these before!
So if you wanna pick my brain or jump right into stuff from here, as always ...
PM me, you horny dorks.
The Grade A List
* Fellas -- I dig big dicks (you know, porno style, but longer and skinnier or thicker and fatter than average is fun too) and a fair range of body types. I don't go in for stereotypically "gross" humiliation dom types, you know, your Carl from Aqua Teen dudes. But skinny nerds, hardbodies hunks, and dad bodded dudes with some thicc are all welcome.
* Brainwashing -- duh. But here's where I finally say what I like about it and how, sort of. Snapping one's fingers and changing her mind is fine and dandy and all, but the mental back and forth of knowing stuff is changing without being able to stop it is really fun. There's lot of variations and wiggle room to be had. She might even be into it in some way! I like a medium-burn generally.
* Bimboization -- I also like it to have IQ complications. Not hoop earrings and bleached blonde hair and bright pink stuff, but more in the "ignorance is bliss" style where the hornier and happier she has the opportunity to be, it comes at the cost of thinkin' about stuff that's not .. horny and happy.
* Happy, Bad, and Everything In-Between Endings -- because just because she ends up as a brainless dicksucker doesn't mean it has to be a tragedy. But one girl's tragedy is also fuckin' hot.
* Brainless Dicksucking -- because Anna's got DSL like what, and oral sex is fuckin' great for everyone involved.
* Dehumanization -- Cows don't get clothes, cows don't get priveleges, cows don't get to complain.
* Cowbell collars -- Are adorable.
* Misogyny -- I mean, kinda the whole point. Dudes who think gals are just dumb animals anyway get to be proven right, go you, alpha stud.
* Fuck her brutally in the ass. -- Seriously? Poop comes out of there.
* Speaking of which -- Just no.
* Be a no-nonsense, serious, darkevil rapist mammajamma. -- Let me be clear that I love evil scheming bad-guy "bitches gotta know their place" mad science villain types and alpha-holes and all but have a sense of humor about it. In the end, she's gonna want it, even if you changed her brain to be that way.
* Tickle, lickle, or pickle her feet. -- Feet are weird. You're weird. Go away. Yes, you.
By the way, both of those lists? Can and prolly will be edited with extreme prejudice since I literally always forget that I'm cool with something or not cool with something until someone brings it up to me, so be understanding in this initial period, k? If it's not on there? Sure, bring it up. I'm down with water sports you weirdo, and I mean weirdo in the most nonjudgmental way. I'm game for anything as long as it a.) doesn't actively turn me off and b.) makes for an interesting scene.
Oh, and a note on my availability: I post when I can. Some days and weeks that's a lot, sometimes it's not. Please leave the stalkyness at the door and we'll get along just fine. You can always shoot me a PM here if you just wanna pick my brain or shoot the shit, too, though without play on the line I can't promise I'll be hooked 5eva.
And now, for something completely different and seasonally appropriate. You might know Anna from my other thread, and I'm happy to keep on rolling with her here in a totally different fish-out-of-water sort of way (though I ain't opposed to coming up with a new character for this stupid, stupid idea, so long as I'm spreading my wings and before I delete this thread in shame). So yeah, everyone knows how good Community Seasons 1-3 were (and how totally okay seasons 5 and 6 were (and THERE WAS NO SEASON 4)), so I ain't even going to feel bad about stealing the two minute long sexy-santa bit and turning it into something that's definitely going to have diminisableblah ble.
The short idea: Anna Williams hates Christmas. She's grinchy as hell. She's working at the mall in a crappy little clothing store or Hot Topic-alike this winter, and the endless repetition of the same six covers of the same five songs are drilling into her brain like some kind of drill, going into some kind of brain. She may or may not even have a legitimate reason to hate Christmas (something about her dad, and a fireplace, and not noticing the smell for days), but any which way, she's here to basically be the Zooey Deschanel to the rest-of-the-World's Buddy. But that's where a little Christmas magic comes in to make her see the real reason for the season! Just like all of our favorite Holiday specials, something notices that she doesn't have very much Christmas cheer, and decides to help her fix that!
It's kind of a horror-movie premise when you think about it. She starts out non-conformist and proudly anti-capitalist and yadda yadda, and by the time December 25th rolls around, she can't help but giggle and bounce at the thought of pressies! And too bad for her, but the coming around to the spirit of Christmas is always the end of the movie, so guess there's no more character growth for her after that!
Couple of ideas for specifics here:
* All I Want For Christmas Is You: Some poor sap who has been a friend or neighbor or customer of Anna's for a while makes a very special Christmas wish that he'd pretty much give anything to get her under some mistletoe this year. And luckily for him, there just happens to be some Christmas magic in the air to help whisk away her resistance to the thought of finally giving him a very special present. A particular song worming its way into her mind and pushing out her resistant thoughts, some candy canes that prove weirdly addictive, or just some mistletoe that can't help but compel a kiss, and then another, and then some more? He'll get the means one way or another to have the best Christmas ever!
* You Better Watch Out: The mall Santa has a particularly odd twinkle in his eye, and a comment about her sour behavior every time she ends up going past Santa's Village in the morning. Could it be that he's not just any old mall Santa, and that there might actually be some truth to that old adage about being naughty or nice? It's not that hard to transfer from where she's currently working to being one of Santa's helpers, is it? All she needs is a big smile and the cute little Elf costume and a total frontal Grinchbotomy and suddenly she'll realize the real reason for the season!
* Babe in Toyland: Working in a mall toy store is the literal worst this time of year of course, but there's something especially weird going on whenever closing time comes around. It feels like somebody's watching her even when nobody is there. Sometimes it even sounds like there's little feet running around, but no kids are trying to sneak around after hours? Toys just don't understand why someone would hate Christmas when it's every toy's dream to end up under somebody's tree .. so maybe if they help Anna end up gift wrapped, she'll be the happiest dolly ever come the 25th!
I mean yeah, just some kinda horrory, smart cool chick turns into giggly Christmas slut ideas and I'm happy to take questions or comments from the peanut gallery on just how stupid this entire idea is, but hey, it sounds like a good time to me. We can dial up the bouncy giggliness or the Xmas horror or whatever, because these all go to 11. Probably going to be relatively short term scenes overall, probably gonna prefer PMs for play like usual, yadda yadda yadda. PM me, as always, you horny dorks!
Blah blah blah, the usual basics: my girl Anna is a hot burnout sort, an armchair dirtbag leftist, a wannabe musician, and I wanna get her into trouble.
1.) I'm goin' to Bovine University! -- Anna, like always, needs either a passing grade or some cash for rent. So she signs up for an experimental class, study, or job figuring it'll be an easy path to getting exactly what she wants. Unfortunately for her, what she gets instead is a brand new scientific breakthrough combining the genetic code of certain other creatures with humanity, and now her life begins to quickly fall apart as a new, simpler one expands before her. (Or maybe that's just her tits.)
2.) The Next Mootation -- It honestly only happens to like, one in a thousand women. Nobody knows entirely what caused it, either. But one way or another, sometime between the time that they can legally drive and the time that they can legally drink, some women start to get a splitting headache consistently for about a week straight; which is the precursor to the cute little horns that sprout out of their forehead. That's only the first change however as she finds her life as a human over and joins the growing herds of hucows who an entire industry has cropped up to serve and use. Maybe she'll find a nice small town farm! Or maybe she'll just end up strapped into horrible machines and studded out, who knows?
3.) "What's a human?" -- Going back to the good ol' isekai-adjacent Connecticut Hottie in King Arthur's Court idea wherein Anna finds herself randomly transported to a fantasy land, once again ... she does. Only this fantasy land doesn't actually know what a human is, and the orcs or goblins or whatever that find her have to piece together the clues. She's covered in leather .. she's got huge udders ... this is a "cow", right? Definitely! That's what she is! They heard about these before!
So if you wanna pick my brain or jump right into stuff from here, as always ...
PM me, you horny dorks.
The Grade A List
* Fellas -- I dig big dicks (you know, porno style, but longer and skinnier or thicker and fatter than average is fun too) and a fair range of body types. I don't go in for stereotypically "gross" humiliation dom types, you know, your Carl from Aqua Teen dudes. But skinny nerds, hardbodies hunks, and dad bodded dudes with some thicc are all welcome.
* Brainwashing -- duh. But here's where I finally say what I like about it and how, sort of. Snapping one's fingers and changing her mind is fine and dandy and all, but the mental back and forth of knowing stuff is changing without being able to stop it is really fun. There's lot of variations and wiggle room to be had. She might even be into it in some way! I like a medium-burn generally.
* Bimboization -- I also like it to have IQ complications. Not hoop earrings and bleached blonde hair and bright pink stuff, but more in the "ignorance is bliss" style where the hornier and happier she has the opportunity to be, it comes at the cost of thinkin' about stuff that's not .. horny and happy.
* Happy, Bad, and Everything In-Between Endings -- because just because she ends up as a brainless dicksucker doesn't mean it has to be a tragedy. But one girl's tragedy is also fuckin' hot.
* Brainless Dicksucking -- because Anna's got DSL like what, and oral sex is fuckin' great for everyone involved.
* Dehumanization -- Cows don't get clothes, cows don't get priveleges, cows don't get to complain.
* Cowbell collars -- Are adorable.
* Misogyny -- I mean, kinda the whole point. Dudes who think gals are just dumb animals anyway get to be proven right, go you, alpha stud.
Does this smell bad to you?.
* Fuck her brutally in the ass. -- Seriously? Poop comes out of there.
* Speaking of which -- Just no.
* Be a no-nonsense, serious, darkevil rapist mammajamma. -- Let me be clear that I love evil scheming bad-guy "bitches gotta know their place" mad science villain types and alpha-holes and all but have a sense of humor about it. In the end, she's gonna want it, even if you changed her brain to be that way.
* Tickle, lickle, or pickle her feet. -- Feet are weird. You're weird. Go away. Yes, you.
By the way, both of those lists? Can and prolly will be edited with extreme prejudice since I literally always forget that I'm cool with something or not cool with something until someone brings it up to me, so be understanding in this initial period, k? If it's not on there? Sure, bring it up. I'm down with water sports you weirdo, and I mean weirdo in the most nonjudgmental way. I'm game for anything as long as it a.) doesn't actively turn me off and b.) makes for an interesting scene.
Oh, and a note on my availability: I post when I can. Some days and weeks that's a lot, sometimes it's not. Please leave the stalkyness at the door and we'll get along just fine. You can always shoot me a PM here if you just wanna pick my brain or shoot the shit, too, though without play on the line I can't promise I'll be hooked 5eva.
That cool chick you're a little too intimidated to actually speak to, the feminist who complains about the patriarchy just often enough to make you wonder if you'd ever even have a chance, the hot gal who never seems to take her mind off of politics long enough to just relax? It's pretty easy to psyche yourself up and strike out before you even ask a question and find out that hey, if you actually engage with her on a human level there might be an honest communication to be had instead of putting her up on a pedestal and putting her into an easy little box to make your "inevitable" rejection sting that much less. Like, she probably just wants to get stoned and fuck as much as the next girl even if she's not going to make you breakfast in bed the next morning.
Anna's that proverbial cool girl who doesn't really have her shit together, but fakes it just enough to make the world think she might. She plays bass, she's ostensibly still going to school between blackout weekends, she just barely manages to not abuse her parents' checks enough to get cut off for being a useless layabout. And yet despite being just as messed up and figuring things out as anyone else, her one superpower is managing a thin veneer of "unattainable badass" that she wears on her sleeve like a full suit of armor. Y'know, she's read .. smart stuff. She can throw down about the problems with the world, and talk your ear off about music with enough history to give her some depth, but end of the day she's just skating by until someone finally discovers she's an impostor (just like the rest of us). We're all just lookin' for a little happiness after all.
So how to obtain the unobtainable and find that little happiness along the way? Well these days, that's easier than ever thanks to this One Weird Trick. You Won't Believe What Happens Next! Everything's obtainable, the world can be what you think it should be, and hey, isn't it about time we worried about men's rights for once? And someone like Anna who's both frigidly blocked off but also scrambling for happiness and purpose, I mean, wouldn't she actually really benefit if a man could just tell her what to do from now on? And if she actually maybe saw the virtues of the occasional breakfast in bed? And smiling more?
Well, I mean sure, maybe she would argue otherwise. But maybe she also shouldn't have ended up in a request thread where hypnosis and brainwashing and bimboization are real things in the world. Clearly she was asking for it.
Anna's college aged, a burnout, but not totally useless. She's aloof but not disinterested. She is the very model of major millenial malaise. She's a #HotGirlForBernie, not a Warren stan. She's pretty much got a good chance at making something of herself if she ever just manages to focus and get her shit together, but y'know, this is all about kink and brainwashing, so! She won't. But someone else will definitely make something of her.
So here are some specific ideas and character archetypes I'm generally looking for independent of main plot. You've got your good natured nerds who feel hapless around women but still figure the universe has got to owe them sometime; these can be long-suffering friend-zoned types, the thoughtlessly humiliated folks, or even just those who figure they've got nothing in common with the girl of their dreams. There's always the alpha jock bro options too, the "we hunted the mammoth" types who are all about taking things back to the fifties, or who just see red whenever a lady dares to have an opinion. You've also got the father knows best fellas who you know, ain't actually her daddy but sure as hell might act like it when they start figuring out how to mansplain the world to a silly young thing.
When it comes to starting to change Anna's outlook on life, bouncing any of these types off of her will definitely work, but she can be in all sorts of different starting points; in a financial bind that has her taking on a new job or putting up with some "small" concession for funding. She might have skipped the rent check once too often and gotten unwanted attention 'cause of it from landlords or roommates. In a school setting on campus, there can be fellow students, professors, frat guys, all the usual suspects. Maybe it has to do with her musical aspirations, somethin' going down on a rare road trip to play somewhere other than the same shitty dive bar, or someone promising fame and fortune with a little change in attitude and look.
And any of this can be mixed or matched or improved upon (these are all just super vague and quick, I know!), but at the end of the day the point is to loosen those inhibitions and wipe away those brain cells, and there's plenty of ways to do that. Collars or chips with technology to zap into the brainstem, potions and magic that can wish-upon-a-star or change things with just one sip, hypnosis and cologne that addles the mind, you know, anything that might get the ball rolling and have some fun applications.
Anna's that proverbial cool girl who doesn't really have her shit together, but fakes it just enough to make the world think she might. She plays bass, she's ostensibly still going to school between blackout weekends, she just barely manages to not abuse her parents' checks enough to get cut off for being a useless layabout. And yet despite being just as messed up and figuring things out as anyone else, her one superpower is managing a thin veneer of "unattainable badass" that she wears on her sleeve like a full suit of armor. Y'know, she's read .. smart stuff. She can throw down about the problems with the world, and talk your ear off about music with enough history to give her some depth, but end of the day she's just skating by until someone finally discovers she's an impostor (just like the rest of us). We're all just lookin' for a little happiness after all.
So how to obtain the unobtainable and find that little happiness along the way? Well these days, that's easier than ever thanks to this One Weird Trick. You Won't Believe What Happens Next! Everything's obtainable, the world can be what you think it should be, and hey, isn't it about time we worried about men's rights for once? And someone like Anna who's both frigidly blocked off but also scrambling for happiness and purpose, I mean, wouldn't she actually really benefit if a man could just tell her what to do from now on? And if she actually maybe saw the virtues of the occasional breakfast in bed? And smiling more?
Well, I mean sure, maybe she would argue otherwise. But maybe she also shouldn't have ended up in a request thread where hypnosis and brainwashing and bimboization are real things in the world. Clearly she was asking for it.
The Dealio
I have an on-again / off-again love affair with mental flexibility and dom sub stuff that became pretty on-again late last year (I've kept my original Christmas-themed version of this spoilered at the end of the thread just because I hate to delete stuff), and I'm feeling like exploring it. You might know me from such request threads as "Anna ends up in an alternate fantasy world", and this is basically along those lines in some ways just that the fantasy world is one that basically looks like our own, but flexible. Exaggerated, even. It's a version of our world where science fiction and fantasy tropes can exist and they might be rare and unusual and unknown to pretty much everyone but a lucky few, or it could be as blatant as picking up an "As Seen On TV" brain-draining device at your local Walgreens to play a prank on someone with. In other words, real world, strict realism optional. Folks can blow out birthday candles and have their wishes actually come true. Walking under a ladder really is bad luck. There really is a vast lizard-man conspiracy running the financial world.
Anna's college aged, a burnout, but not totally useless. She's aloof but not disinterested. She is the very model of major millenial malaise. She's a #HotGirlForBernie, not a Warren stan. She's pretty much got a good chance at making something of herself if she ever just manages to focus and get her shit together, but y'know, this is all about kink and brainwashing, so! She won't. But someone else will definitely make something of her.
Plotbunnies and Character Archetypes
So here are some specific ideas and character archetypes I'm generally looking for independent of main plot. You've got your good natured nerds who feel hapless around women but still figure the universe has got to owe them sometime; these can be long-suffering friend-zoned types, the thoughtlessly humiliated folks, or even just those who figure they've got nothing in common with the girl of their dreams. There's always the alpha jock bro options too, the "we hunted the mammoth" types who are all about taking things back to the fifties, or who just see red whenever a lady dares to have an opinion. You've also got the father knows best fellas who you know, ain't actually her daddy but sure as hell might act like it when they start figuring out how to mansplain the world to a silly young thing.
When it comes to starting to change Anna's outlook on life, bouncing any of these types off of her will definitely work, but she can be in all sorts of different starting points; in a financial bind that has her taking on a new job or putting up with some "small" concession for funding. She might have skipped the rent check once too often and gotten unwanted attention 'cause of it from landlords or roommates. In a school setting on campus, there can be fellow students, professors, frat guys, all the usual suspects. Maybe it has to do with her musical aspirations, somethin' going down on a rare road trip to play somewhere other than the same shitty dive bar, or someone promising fame and fortune with a little change in attitude and look.
And any of this can be mixed or matched or improved upon (these are all just super vague and quick, I know!), but at the end of the day the point is to loosen those inhibitions and wipe away those brain cells, and there's plenty of ways to do that. Collars or chips with technology to zap into the brainstem, potions and magic that can wish-upon-a-star or change things with just one sip, hypnosis and cologne that addles the mind, you know, anything that might get the ball rolling and have some fun applications.
The short idea: Anna Williams hates Christmas. She's grinchy as hell. She's working at the mall in a crappy little clothing store or Hot Topic-alike this winter, and the endless repetition of the same six covers of the same five songs are drilling into her brain like some kind of drill, going into some kind of brain. She may or may not even have a legitimate reason to hate Christmas (something about her dad, and a fireplace, and not noticing the smell for days), but any which way, she's here to basically be the Zooey Deschanel to the rest-of-the-World's Buddy. But that's where a little Christmas magic comes in to make her see the real reason for the season! Just like all of our favorite Holiday specials, something notices that she doesn't have very much Christmas cheer, and decides to help her fix that!
It's kind of a horror-movie premise when you think about it. She starts out non-conformist and proudly anti-capitalist and yadda yadda, and by the time December 25th rolls around, she can't help but giggle and bounce at the thought of pressies! And too bad for her, but the coming around to the spirit of Christmas is always the end of the movie, so guess there's no more character growth for her after that!
Couple of ideas for specifics here:
* All I Want For Christmas Is You: Some poor sap who has been a friend or neighbor or customer of Anna's for a while makes a very special Christmas wish that he'd pretty much give anything to get her under some mistletoe this year. And luckily for him, there just happens to be some Christmas magic in the air to help whisk away her resistance to the thought of finally giving him a very special present. A particular song worming its way into her mind and pushing out her resistant thoughts, some candy canes that prove weirdly addictive, or just some mistletoe that can't help but compel a kiss, and then another, and then some more? He'll get the means one way or another to have the best Christmas ever!
* You Better Watch Out: The mall Santa has a particularly odd twinkle in his eye, and a comment about her sour behavior every time she ends up going past Santa's Village in the morning. Could it be that he's not just any old mall Santa, and that there might actually be some truth to that old adage about being naughty or nice? It's not that hard to transfer from where she's currently working to being one of Santa's helpers, is it? All she needs is a big smile and the cute little Elf costume and a total frontal Grinchbotomy and suddenly she'll realize the real reason for the season!
* Babe in Toyland: Working in a mall toy store is the literal worst this time of year of course, but there's something especially weird going on whenever closing time comes around. It feels like somebody's watching her even when nobody is there. Sometimes it even sounds like there's little feet running around, but no kids are trying to sneak around after hours? Toys just don't understand why someone would hate Christmas when it's every toy's dream to end up under somebody's tree .. so maybe if they help Anna end up gift wrapped, she'll be the happiest dolly ever come the 25th!
I mean yeah, just some kinda horrory, smart cool chick turns into giggly Christmas slut ideas and I'm happy to take questions or comments from the peanut gallery on just how stupid this entire idea is, but hey, it sounds like a good time to me. We can dial up the bouncy giggliness or the Xmas horror or whatever, because these all go to 11. Probably going to be relatively short term scenes overall, probably gonna prefer PMs for play like usual, yadda yadda yadda. PM me, as always, you horny dorks!
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