Knightwatch
Moon
- Joined
- Sep 19, 2019
"Woah...it's uh, it's nice?"
You had to be fucking kidding. Jamie's forced optimism sounded hollow even to the young man's ears, and he could see even from the backseat the blanching of his father's face. The older man's gazed was fixed on the looming object which seemed ready even now to collapse into the earth. The building visibly sagged, bowing inwards at the center to give the structure a wicked grin that projected across the courtyard as if it may rise up on its own and snatch the Lincoln.
"It's a fixer-upper," Hector Hannigan replied, dry-mouthed. He felt like Renfield, approaching Dracula's castle. Hell, it was as if just seeing the damned thing had shaved ten years off of his life and at 60, that hardly did him any favors. "You've got to be fucking with me." he muttered, as a wizened, menacing old man hobbled outside in a butler's outfit a few decades out of style. They had only just inherited the estate from his great uncle. Some sort of leasing issue that had to be resolved before it could finally come to them again. So Hector had thought, why not move up in life? He rolled down the electric window as the man approached and he could swear on a stack of Playboys that the sky darkened ominously.
"How may I help you, Master?" the butler wheezed, a withered husk of a man whom Hector rather suspected would exhale clouds of dust rather than breath.
"W-well, we- I mean I -recently inherited 5806 Hornidon Way." the father managed, though it felt as if his wind pipe was shutting the emergency gates to prevent him from making a huge mistake. The old man stared at his with glassy eyes. Jowls vibrating with some suppressed emotion.
"This is Hornyton Dr." he corrected. "Hornidon Way is closer to the city." Collectively the car released a sigh of repressed tension.
"Oh! Well I'm very sorry to have bothered you." Hector replied, taken aback by the revelation before glancing back at his son. "You put in the wrong name."
"Sorry, sorry, do you still have the papers? Maybe the address is on that." Jamie offered,opening the center console and inputting the corrected directions. The old man, however, clearly saw this as his time to shine. Or, well, to gleam dully.
"Well, you just have to head down Wharf St., then take a left at the old shoe store. Then, you go past where the Target used to be-"
"Oh, thank you but we actually have Google m-" Hector tried to interject.
"You keep heading until you get to the old tire swing-"
"I can actually just put it in my ph-"
"So you want to try and get onto the highway-" The old butler lifted on his tip toes as the window rolled up, as if hurtling his last few words over the threshold as the soothing electronic voice severed their human contact and further atrophied what little navigational skills Mr. Hannigan could have claimed in his youth. Before long they were on the road once again.
"We're lucky," Jamie chuckled, jerking a thumb over his shoulder. "That place was definitely haunted."
Their next stop, fortunately, was only an hour further. An impressive, renovated estate, equipped for a more modern lineage. Hector stepped from his car, a little stiff after such a long trip and tried to fix his salt-and-pepper hair in a more dignified manner in the side mirror. It wasn't as if anyone was going to be greeting them, but he was sure his wife would be eager to take pictures of the family all together in their new home, even if the moving truck wouldn't be there with their actually stuff until tomorrow. The lines in his face only served to accentuate his naturally good looks...at least that's what he told himself. Ignoring the few places he'd begun to sag a little more than common denial could account for.
His son, however, still had his youthful features. Thick, black hair, an angular, severe face that, while not conventionally handsome didn't have to be. He was rich! Just starting college next year made that quite the benefit. Together they gathered outside of the car, as if for roll call before making their way towards this new marvel: Their new home.
You had to be fucking kidding. Jamie's forced optimism sounded hollow even to the young man's ears, and he could see even from the backseat the blanching of his father's face. The older man's gazed was fixed on the looming object which seemed ready even now to collapse into the earth. The building visibly sagged, bowing inwards at the center to give the structure a wicked grin that projected across the courtyard as if it may rise up on its own and snatch the Lincoln.
"It's a fixer-upper," Hector Hannigan replied, dry-mouthed. He felt like Renfield, approaching Dracula's castle. Hell, it was as if just seeing the damned thing had shaved ten years off of his life and at 60, that hardly did him any favors. "You've got to be fucking with me." he muttered, as a wizened, menacing old man hobbled outside in a butler's outfit a few decades out of style. They had only just inherited the estate from his great uncle. Some sort of leasing issue that had to be resolved before it could finally come to them again. So Hector had thought, why not move up in life? He rolled down the electric window as the man approached and he could swear on a stack of Playboys that the sky darkened ominously.
"How may I help you, Master?" the butler wheezed, a withered husk of a man whom Hector rather suspected would exhale clouds of dust rather than breath.
"W-well, we- I mean I -recently inherited 5806 Hornidon Way." the father managed, though it felt as if his wind pipe was shutting the emergency gates to prevent him from making a huge mistake. The old man stared at his with glassy eyes. Jowls vibrating with some suppressed emotion.
"This is Hornyton Dr." he corrected. "Hornidon Way is closer to the city." Collectively the car released a sigh of repressed tension.
"Oh! Well I'm very sorry to have bothered you." Hector replied, taken aback by the revelation before glancing back at his son. "You put in the wrong name."
"Sorry, sorry, do you still have the papers? Maybe the address is on that." Jamie offered,opening the center console and inputting the corrected directions. The old man, however, clearly saw this as his time to shine. Or, well, to gleam dully.
"Well, you just have to head down Wharf St., then take a left at the old shoe store. Then, you go past where the Target used to be-"
"Oh, thank you but we actually have Google m-" Hector tried to interject.
"You keep heading until you get to the old tire swing-"
"I can actually just put it in my ph-"
"So you want to try and get onto the highway-" The old butler lifted on his tip toes as the window rolled up, as if hurtling his last few words over the threshold as the soothing electronic voice severed their human contact and further atrophied what little navigational skills Mr. Hannigan could have claimed in his youth. Before long they were on the road once again.
"We're lucky," Jamie chuckled, jerking a thumb over his shoulder. "That place was definitely haunted."
Their next stop, fortunately, was only an hour further. An impressive, renovated estate, equipped for a more modern lineage. Hector stepped from his car, a little stiff after such a long trip and tried to fix his salt-and-pepper hair in a more dignified manner in the side mirror. It wasn't as if anyone was going to be greeting them, but he was sure his wife would be eager to take pictures of the family all together in their new home, even if the moving truck wouldn't be there with their actually stuff until tomorrow. The lines in his face only served to accentuate his naturally good looks...at least that's what he told himself. Ignoring the few places he'd begun to sag a little more than common denial could account for.
His son, however, still had his youthful features. Thick, black hair, an angular, severe face that, while not conventionally handsome didn't have to be. He was rich! Just starting college next year made that quite the benefit. Together they gathered outside of the car, as if for roll call before making their way towards this new marvel: Their new home.