omg zombies

[Shovel]

Don't you get a high from shooting a zombie in the fucking face? It's awesome. Their maggot infested brain is all "sploosh" all over the place. Kinda messy though.

Have you ever seen a zombie where its like "Hmmm...if you were alive I might do you..." ?

 

[Misha Hiroki]

Yes

 

[ZOMBiiE]

Excuse me, but I am offended by this thread.

... but if I were alive, would you do me?

 

[Shovel]

I deeply apologize. I did not mean to offend the zombie minorities.

Are you a chick?

 

[ZOMBiiE]

No, I have manly bits.

 

[Shovel]

Though I am flattered, I am uninterested in your manly bits. D:

 

[ZOMBiiE]

It's because of my decaying flesh, isn't it?
Racist.

 

[Mr Master]

Well, there's been a few in some movies that wouldn't have been bad.

Use a gag or a bit so they can't bite you, maybe immobilize the scratching hands... ahem. Cuffs or... the like...

Um.

Excuse me a few minutes.

 

[Miss Macro]

Don't call them zombies.

They're the living impaired, or the ambulatory deceased.

Zombie is a term of discrimination, but zombies can use it amongst themselves if they wish.

 

[Shovel]

No no its not racist its just decaying flesh is not my thing D:

 

[hellosquirtle]

It was obvious that Left 4 Dead may have been used in the proposal of this conversation

 

[Corporal Bunny]

Don't call them zombies.

They're the living impaired, or the ambulatory deceased.

Zombie is a term of discrimination, but zombies can use it amongst themselves if they wish.

Ahh- that's peachy-keen.

....

Zombies...

FEH!

 

[Kite Xiroh]

Don't you get a high from shooting a zombie in the fucking face? It's awesome. Their maggot infested brain is all "sploosh" all over the place. Kinda messy though.

Indeed I do. Watching their dead-twice corpses fly back ten feet after a shotgun blast to the chest is quite thrilling.

 

[Rubyliday]

I have seen zombie porn O////O

 

[Miss Macro]

The dead are people too!

 

[prettylykSIN]

I have seen zombie porn O////O

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    Zombie porn is hilarious.
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[Ronyo]

Shooting zombies is the high-light of my town visits.. I just wish I could use mah own shotgun D:

And zombie porn?... Hmm... Nah XD