Masturbation

[Shovel]

I looked around for a thread about this, did a search, but didn't find anything. I'm surprised this thread hasn't happened yet...

Do you masturbate?
If no, why? If yes, proceed to next question.
How?
When?
How Often?
Where?
Why?
How long can you go without rubbing one off?
Record for how long?
Record for how fast?
Record for how many in one day?
Any funny stories?

 

[Shovel]

I'm a wanker.
Well I just grab mah cock and go at it. Nothing fancy.
Usually go for it at night before bed.
Once a day.
In the privacy of my room, laying in bed.
It feels awesome and I need sexy time.
About 5 days is my record. I was on vacation and was sharing a room. Other than that...well I'm a horny boy...
I've been able to go by myself for two hours.
I've also been able to get myself off in like 5 minutes.
Hmmm...Im gonna guess 5 times in a day lulz
One time I was really horny and hadn't gone at it for awhile. I was laying in bed and ended up cumming so hard, I shot it in mah face...and on the wall behind me. >_>

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Well, why not? I'll answer this, just to see what happens. And everything I put here is true.

Do you masturbate?

Yup.

How?

I just usually go at it slow and then speed up, no toys, just hands and a finger or two.

When?

In the morning usually and before I go to bed.

How Often?

Depending on how I feel, usually two-three times a day.

Where?

Bedroom.

Why?

Boredom or just really horny and can't stop thinking about it.

How long can you go without rubbing one off?

I went without for two weeks once. I was testing myself to see how long I could go without.

Record for how long?

Longest it took me was...I think was 30-45 minutes.

Record for how fast?

Little over a minute.

Record for how many in one day?

19 times in one day. And no, I'm seriously not lying. I only stopped at 19 because it was getting boring.

Any funny stories?

Oh, I remember I was really going at it and my brother knocked on my door and basically barged on in. I had never pulled up my pants and pulled on a blanket that fast in my entire life. I didn't get to finish. =(​

 

[Seythe]

Record for how many in one day?

19 times in one day. And no, I'm seriously not lying. I only stopped at 19 because it was getting boring.

... You're my heroine.


Do you masturbate?
I do. :]
How?
Bored or horny, put some porn on and go at it in my bed or on my chair. I go fast sometimes if I'm in a rush or slow when I want to savor it more.
When?
Anytime the apartment's empty and I'm thinking about sex and/or bored.
How Often?
Considering I live with someone else, once every day I can get some time to myself.
Where?
Bedroom, always. Used to do it in the shower sometimes but it takes sooo much longer. Too long.
How long can you go without rubbing one off?
Long as I need to... I just see it as a harmless activity.
Record for how long?
Think I've gone without for a few weeks while hanging out with family.
Record for how fast?
Couple minutes I think, when I fap furiously.
Record for how many in one day?
Hmm... Been a while, 4-5 maybe. Then it just gets a bit unhygenic, and tiring.
Any funny stories?
Nothing you haven't heard before. Mom walking into the house and having to pull my pants back up. Haha, never been caught doing it though. :]

 

[Mia Tepes]

Do you masturbate?

Oh my, yes.

How?

The different permutations of how I have gotten off would fill seven volumes of the Oxford English dictionary. However, I never eclusively focus on one part of my body; if I'm working my cunt with a vibrator I'm also probably playing with my nipples, or I might just finger both my hole while fiddling with my clit with my thumb, and so on and so on.

When?
How Often?

I can answer both these at the same time. Unless I'm really busy, and assuming I'm getting regular sex, I usually get off five or six times a day.

Where?

Pretty much anywhere, but obviously in my bed or in the living room. A favourite place for me to do it is lying outdoors, in the sun.

Why?

Because I'm a horny slut, probably.

How long can you go without rubbing one off?

I once barely lasted an entire day.

Record for how long?

Marathon seven hour session that resulted in the most amazing orgasm I've ever had. I have no way to describe how good it felt.

Record for how fast?

Less than ten seconds. I was so freaking horny the entire day, and when I decided to satisfy myself, it was just 'finger on clit, instant orgasm'. I was really surprised.

Record for how many in one day?
Any funny stories?

As a bet to a room mate, I attempted to see how many times I could make myself cum in one day. She said she would give me one dollar for every time I got myself to cum. Seventy two times. The money was worth the soreness the next day. :lol:

 

[Ronyo]

Do you masturbate?
- Duh =D

How?
- By using my hands to pump my dick.. How else? =D (seriously, if theres a better way TELL ME!)

When?
- Before bed... When I get home from school... When I wake up... When I'm alone in the house... Yeah, time is not a limit for me ^__^

How Often?
- 1-3 times a day ^__^ Depends how I'm feeling

Where?
- In front of the computer, on the toilet, in the shower

Why?
- Well... The computer gives me access to a wonderfull world of sex-induced fun =P As for the toilet and shower... It makes it easier to clean up XD

How long can you go without rubbing one off?
- Depends how I feel.. Some days I don't think about it.. Others I can't wait till I'm home =D

Record for how long?
- ... Hmm.... About 2 weeks? I was visiting my grandparents house and it didn't feel right XD

Record for how fast?
- 1 minute... that porn video was awesome =P

Record for how many in one day?
- About.... 6... God it was hard not to pee without flinching the next day X_X

Any funny stories?
- I was really bored in school one day, so I went into a toilet to release some pressure, half-way through someone came in with a friend and asked if he hurt something, I've never been so quiet in my entire life XD (I got it off before I left though *winkwink*)

 

[Corporal Bunny]

I try.
Fingers.
Whenever.
Depends on the mood.
Depends on where I am during the mood.
I have needs too.
Uh… I don’t count the time in between.
Forever, I never get off.
Never. Refer to above^
Refer to above^
No, masturbation makes me cry in frustration.

 

[TamashiiKarite]

Do you masturbate? Yes.
If no, why? If yes, proceed to next question.
How? Using just my hands...sometimes a lubricant...usually my own spit.
When? When I feel like it
How Often? At least once a day.
Where? Either my bedroom, the shower/bathroom, and living room-if no one home or everyone but me asleep.
Why? I enjoy it
How long can you go without rubbing one off? A couple of days
Record for how long? Around 2 hours
Record for how fast? Few minutes
Record for how many in one day? 4 times in about a 2 hour time frame, referring to the record of how long. Me and a female friend were masturbating to each other via webcams. She came like 8-10 times in that same 2 hour time frame.
Any funny stories? Not that I can recall...if I think of one I will edit this post and input it.

 

[Carnal]

[after reading some previous responses] There are times that I really envy girls and all the things that they can do with their pussies and all the orgasms they can get out of them...

Do you masturbate?

No.

...

...I mean, yes, duh.

How?

Jacking off. No lubrication (typically). There just isn't as much interesting stuff that a guy can do with his own equipment.

When?
How Often?

Any time of day, typically more toward the evenings. I used to average consistently about once a day; now for some reason (in spite of relentless ERPing) this has declined to a frequency of about once or twice a week.

Where?

Typically sprawled out across my bed; more comfortable. Sometimes I'll do it in the computer chair - sometimes I feel the urge to do it standing (which has the interesting effect of making it somewhat more difficult and prolonging the experience).

Why?

...because something has made my cock hard and I feel a primal urge to unload some sticky white cum on/in something/someone?

More directly, some days I'm just...horny. I'll come back from work or something with a raging erection to take care of; other times I think I just do it because I'm...I dunno, bored or something.

How long can you go without rubbing one off?

At least a month. I test this annually: I'm not religious, but as a test of self-discipline (and the vestiges of a religious upbringing) I give up a variety of life's pleasures during Lent: caffeine, sugary beverages, alcohol, other recreational drugs, and masturbation. And sometimes normal sex with the partner du jour.

Record for how long?

I've gone whole fucking days jerking myself off, dawn to dusk. Typically the orgasm at the end is very wet and powerful and afterward there's some soreness and cleanup involved...but teasing oneself continuously for fifteen hours has its delights.

Now, if only I could find people who enjoyed fucking or even making out that long...

Record for how fast?

Probably about two minutes if something has made me really, really fucking hard.

Record for how many in one day?

I think 3 or 4 once when I was a horny 18-year old. So nothing so impressive.

Any funny stories?

Nah, other than the usual "Oh, this friend/family member walked in on me...how fast can I get my cock back into my shorts and get a suspiciously generic Wikipedia page up on my browser?" stories

 

[Misha Hiroki]

Do you masturbate?

Of course ^^

How?

The way I like it best is in the shower, using the massage feature on my showerhead right against my pussy while sticking something large in my ass, usually a shampoo bottle or something. Otherwise I use my fingers when I'm not in the shower.

When?

Basically whenever. I have lots of free time nowadays, plus if I am out, I like going at it in a public bathroom stall.

How Often?

Aaaaaaall the time.

Where?

Shower, bedroom, public stalls including airplane bathrooms.

Why?

'Cause I can only stave off intense horniness for so long.

How long can you go without rubbing one off?

The longest I've gone is an entire week.

Record for how long?

The longest I've taken is about three hours. That resulted in an orgasm that made me fall out of bed XD

Record for how fast?

Just over thirty seconds

Record for how many in one day?

I believe I once had a day where all I did was masturbate, resulting in me orgasming something like 20 times.

Any funny stories?

I was sitting about sixteen, sitting at my computer in the office while masturbating. My movements made the mildly unstable desk bang against the wall a little and my parents were in the next room asleep. After a little while one of them got up to see what was going on, so panicking I quickly and quietly hid under the desk. It was dark so I wasn't seen, but I forgot to close the browser. Apparently my mom was so asleep that all she did was look at the screen funny and leave.

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Do you masturbate?

Yes

How?

with my fingers, talking on the phone.

When?

whenever i can

How Often?

it used to be like three times a day, but due to recent hearbreak it has reduced to once or twice a week.

Where?

usualy on my bed but sometimes on the couch or infront of my computer.

Why?

cuz i am insatiable and love to cum

How long can you go without rubbing one off?

i have a hard time going longer than a week, i start to ache and i get really adjitated

Record for how long?

two weeks

Record for how fast?

30 seconds

Record for how many in one day?

20 or more i lost count after 18

Any funny stories?

okay so i can get really loud...i mean like screamin loud. I was on the phone and i was like playin with my new toy. i was talkin to my bf(who was 37) andi was crying out for "daddy" and my brother opened the door to let my dog in the room. yeah that was interesting.

 

[Mr Master]

Oh, my. Some very interesting stories. I'm afraid mine's not quite so interesting.

Do you masturbate? I'm a guy, so... obviously?

How? Standard guy method, with Rosie Palmer and her five friends.

When? Can be anytime, if circumstances permit, but traditionally at night, usually just before bed.

How Often? Every night, generally; lifetime average is probably once a night since I was 13.

Where? Varies. Usually bed or couch or video peep booth down at the adult bookstore.

Why? It feels great, so... obviously?

How long can you go without rubbing one off? Never measured it. Probably as long as I have to.

Record for how long? Don't recall... maybe as much as a week without. If this is how long a session, can be all day if I keep backing off or getting distracted.

Record for how fast? Dunno... five minutes? At my age, I last a while, and as a youth, I was working on stamina, so I never did time-trials.

Record for how many in one day? Probably five or six. But that was spaced out, because too close together? It just starts to hurt after a while.

Any funny stories? Once on a family vacation, I couldn't resist after everyone was asleep, but my sister woke up and asked me about a funny noise she kept hearing... I denied any knowledge, but kept going much quieter.

 

[_Z3r0_]

Do you masturbate?
Jes.

How?
I rub, or rub myself against something until I'm cured. I just can't do the hole fingers thing, I just don't like it, doesn't work for me. ...but ...Maybe if you did it for me...?

When?
Whenever I'm alone and/or feel like it, so long as I am alone.

How Often?
Hmmm, it used to be like just every so often, whenever I felt like it, but now it's more frequent. LIke at least four times a week. Probably more.

Where?
On my pc, or in my room, in my closet sometimes. Love my walk-in closet.

Why?
Because I'm a HEATHEN! :twisted:

How long can you go without rubbing one off?
Hmmm, I guess it depends, I usually do it when I'm bored. If I'm well distracted I think I can hold off for a while, but if something strikes me, and I'm really in the mood I don't really know.

Record for how long?
Oh man, like five and a half months. I went to this boarding/ military school, and lived with like 35 other girls and was like watched 24/7, so... It was not happnin'

Record for how fast?
Uh, Idk, I guess pretty fast.

Record for how many in one day?
Mm, dunno. It depends.

Any funny stories?
Yeah... I guess just one.

I was only about 11 probably, maybe twelve and ever since I was young I used to like to rub against things. ( I guess, sort of like humping. lmao) So, one day I was had just got out of the shower, and at the time we were sort of moving so I had a leather, lol, well, pleather couch in my room. I was in the mood and decided that I would hop on that couch and please myself. Lucky for me the arm of the couch was right beside my dresser, because when my mom opened my door and saw me on it, I quickly sat up and said, "Oh, I was just getting something out of my drawer." (Obviously guilty) She was like, "Oh, uh huh. ... You know, you should lock your door when you're changing." And with that, closed the door. I was pretty shaken still though, because I'm sure she knew what I was really doing. Embarrassing. :-D

 

[dramamine213]

Do you masturbate?
No

If no, why? If yes, proceed to next question.
Because it doesn't feel... right.

How?
I've used vibrators and dildoes.

When?
A long, long time ago. Like 5+ years ago.

How Often?
From the last time, not once.

Where?
It was my hubby's bedroom when we lived with his family.

Why?
Because I was really horny and needed to get off, but he was away at work for a week.

How long can you go without rubbing one off?
So far, about 5 years.

Record for how long?
Before my first time, it was 14 years. Since then, little over 5 years.

Record for how fast?
45 minutes of fruitless labor.

Record for how many in one day?
Once.

Any funny stories?
If you count a didlo up the snizz, a fist up the ass, a vibrator ring on the dildo while watching porn as a funny story, then there. I found it more frusterating and depressing than funny.

 

[Hero]

Do you masturbate? Erm, yeah yeah I do. It comes with being a guy.

How? Well first I have to wrangle myself a couple of sea turtles....What seriously? No, it involves a hand and that's about the gist of it.

When? Usually only at night.

How Often? Once a day or so, more if I'm alone and bored...er horny.

Where? Well usually I like to walk into the middle of a Walmart dressed like a homeless man and just start wanking at the employees. Seriously, I do it in my room. Where else?

Why? Um...Because I have those insatiable man needs that tend to get in the way of my focus.

How long can you go without rubbing one off? Long as is necessary, though rarely do I find it necessary.

Record for how long? I've held myself at bay for a couple of hours some times, just cause it feels awesome afterwards.

Record for how fast? I don't think I've ever done under five minutes.

Record for how many in one day? Like...five I think? I don't have all day to jerk off.

Any funny stories? I actually don't, I'm pretty good about not doing anything stupid.

 

[Anansi]

Do you masturbate? Yes I do, I teach classes on it occasionally too. Love begins with self in all its forms.

How? Usually with my left hand but sometimes I use both when I want to cover most of it

When? Varies on place and purpose, I've done it in various places, if you count pre coitus to cause full erection then even more.

How Often? usually 3 times a day

Where? See answer for When, but usually in my room, or in some girl's bedroom

Why? You learn how to please yourself makes it easier to teach others to please you

How long can you go without rubbing one off?Long as I need to, current record since I was 12 was 3 months.

Record for how long? in one go, once I went for 5 hours due to my partner for the night leaving me erect.. I couldn't finish so I went to bed

Record for how fast? 8 minutes or so it was the length of the clip and I came at the end

Record for how many in one day? 7, well that was the point at which I was too sore to continue and a bang flag came out the end

Any funny stories? I was masturbating in my room and my friend came in, she wasn't supposed to have been over but she let herself in, she said she'd never seen a guy masturbated so she stood a good four feet away but then sat a bit farther back in front of me to watch...I got her in the right eye...I was amazed at the distance, she proceeded to fall over causing a ruckus making a bunch of the guys I lived with burst in to see me with my penis in my hand and her on the floor to which one of them yelled "Shit you cockslapped her that far..that's a record."

 

[J The Lone Wolf]

Do you masturbate? Yes.
If no, why? If yes, proceed to next question.
How? with gentle stroking of my hand.
When? on my off time.
How Often? once or twice a week.
Where? in the privacy of my apartment.
Why? since at the present I don't have a gf to hangout and such with.
How long can you go without rubbing one off? I went almost 6 months.
Record for how long? I went for almost 4 hrs.
Record for how fast? 30 min.
Record for how many in one day? 6 times.
Any funny stories? not at the moment.