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prettylykSIN

prettylykSIN

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Jan 8, 2009
Location
Orlando

    • So I can't remember if this was made or not, and I'm too lazy to actually go and look, so here it is(again?)!

      Post your worst/best pick up lines here.


      This one was actually used on me while I was picking up my last paycheck.
      "Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
      I lol'd.... hard.

      Granted that it was from another employee, but I thought it was funny as hell.
      Anyways, post away!
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I only have insults. "Your conversation is almost as exciting as your flacid penis."
"I had a better one night stand with the cow I artifically inseminated last thursday"

Um.. If I was to come up with a pick up line. If I was to walk up to a male I may say: "Hey... Having fun? No? Either is my vagina. Lets change that."
 
"I wish you were DSL, so I could get high speed access."

"Your beauty blinded me, so I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night then?"

"Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what it is I want for Christmas?"

Lol@bunny :D
 
"Can I have the box your virginity came in?"

"That dress looks great on you. Know where else it would look great on? (No.) My floor."​
 
Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle.

You look like my first wife. (How many have you had?) None!

If this bar were a meat market, you'd be the prime rib.

Your body is a wonderland. I want to be Alice.
 
My friend came up with this one for when your in a hotel bar.

Hello you have a room here?

No.

I do wanna share?

OR

Yes.

I don't mind if we share?
 
off? Im guessing he stole it because he is not the clever but i will give credit till proven wrong. What was off about it?
 
It would have been better if it had said:

"Hello. Do you have a room?" (No.) "I'd love to share mine."

Or.

"Do you have a room?" (Yes.) "Solves that problem." (What problem?) "Where to fuck."​
 
Now that i think about it he did have something like that ... It had been a long time since i used/heard it. Your right it is funnier your way. I guess that is why i have no game!
 
"Did it hurt? (did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?"

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"Your element must be air." (why is that?) "Because you put me on cloud nine."



or, better, if you are coming back from military...

(is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?) "Why yes, that is a gun in my pocket. But don't think i'm not happy to see you."

 
I like to get pick-up lines wrong on purpose.

"Was your daddy a baker? Cuz you've got great tits!"

"If I told you you were pretty, would you hold your body against me?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put me and you in bed together."
 
LMAO! Thanx for the laughs, these were all funny as all hell. If I knew any i'd contribute some, just to keep the laugh going. :lol:
 
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