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Fifty things I learned from Hentai

Vekseid

Vekseid

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Yes, this is me shamelessly throwing a blog together and promoting it >_>
 
The strangely funny thing is, 99% of those things are right for hentai.

I recognized a few of those, actually, like the army comment.
 
lmao, number 5 has got to be my Fav.

Bringing a girl to orgasm is a good way to say you are sorry for raping her.
 
My_Apocalypse_Pony said:
I completely agree with number 11
i have no clue where it is, or even if i have one.....if i do its broken
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Its true, there is one. you have to travel a few miles and beat the Dragon Guardian. Its hard, hes at like lvl 95. I did it once but ofcourse no one was around to see it so they dont believe me.
 
RRRpyro said:
My_Apocalypse_Pony said:
I completely agree with number 11
i have no clue where it is, or even if i have one.....if i do its broken
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Its true, there is one. you have to travel a few miles and beat the Dragon Guardian. Its hard, hes at like lvl 95. I did it once but ofcourse no one was around to see it so they dont believe me.
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but i am only a lvl. 8 pixie wizard
 
My_Apocalypse_Pony said:
RRRpyro said:
My_Apocalypse_Pony said:
I completely agree with number 11
i have no clue where it is, or even if i have one.....if i do its broken
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Its true, there is one. you have to travel a few miles and beat the Dragon Guardian. Its hard, hes at like lvl 95. I did it once but ofcourse no one was around to see it so they dont believe me.
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but i am only a lvl. 8 pixie wizard
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Hmm, lets go to the forrest and kill some boars. That should get that lvl up.
 
But aren't the like... only 2xp a piece? THAT'LL TAKE WEEKS TO LEVEL!

26. The clitoris can be safely ignored until convenient. Any proper woman will be pleasured enough by a properly gargantuan dick.
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Well, that's true for me. *shrug*
 
Ilovegoatse said:
You forgot the part where asses lubricate themselves, always. Lube is a cruel myth.
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I was thinking about going to a hundred but I think I can save up lines for part II.
 
Bwahahhaah!! XD

My favourite is number 24 XD

"Vaginae are as deep as they need to be to accommodate any size of intruder. Two feet? No problem."
 
Y'know...
I saw one where the nipples were used for sexual orificies of sorts...
I had nightmares.
O_O
SONOTRIGHT!!

Also...
I got a kick out of 'Heaven help you if you do come across a hentai where feces plays a significant role', or something like that.
That's SO true.

Anyway, I laughed!
Yay for Vek~
 
All of this hentai stuff reminded me of this...

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