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Awesome/Funny analogies.
08-19-2009, 07:11 PM
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Awesome/Funny analogies.
To describe everyday things, like hot weather or something.

Example: "Man it's hotter than a whores ass on nickel night!" Or "It's hotter than a couple of rats gettin' on in a wool sock!"

Get it? Now have fun, I will think of more here soon.
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08-19-2009, 09:26 PM
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Re: Awesome/Funny analogies.
"I'm sweating more then a hooker at church."
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08-19-2009, 09:30 PM
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Re: Awesome/Funny analogies.
"I'm sweating like a paedophile at recess." :]
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08-19-2009, 09:45 PM
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Re: Awesome/Funny analogies.
I must admit, that one is a lot better.
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08-19-2009, 10:37 PM
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I'm shaking more than a baby with a british nanny.
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08-20-2009, 06:37 PM
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That's fucked up like polio.
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