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So I discovered something the other night. I'm so fixated...



        • Yeah, Canada's really nice.
          Especially where I live. It's also
          fucking hot right now.

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It gets hot in canada?

I've only heard about the extreme cold, so I assumed the summer there was like 80 degrees, lol.
 


        • LOL god no. Our summers are killer.
          It's about 100 right now.
          Much cooler yesterday.

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        • It's global warming, I tell you!
          It hasn't rained in weeks. : (

          I'm starting to get sad that every
          morning I wake up, it's fucking
          nice outside.

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Shit. Now I'm having dreams about short girls. D: Why am I so obsessed all of a sudden? This outweighs my thing for asian chicks by far. Though a very short asian chick would probably make me jizz in my pants.
 
-Flexes-

Here I am!
The amazingly short Five foot on the dot chickie poo.

I'm surprised you didn't say nothin' 'bout me there Tay.
It's hilarious when Tay and I stand side-by-side. Because I look straight up to talk to her. x3
 
Lulz.
Not a whole lot to see. Plus, my picture is up on the "Show Yourselves" thread... near the end-ish. x3

I hate pictures.
 
Hmm...I'm having difficulty locating them. But I did post my own pics. :3
 
x3
Teeheehee.
I like being short, I take pleasure watching the tall people hit their head off things.. like chandeliers.. that's always the best.
 
You have no idea how many times that has happened to me at Applebees. Seriously. And Im not even that tall. Im like average D:
 
It hurts so much when I hit my head off things.
Just 'cause it doesn't happen often.

x3
 
> <

Another problem with being short. Everyone treats you like a child.
D:
 
Dawwww....but short people are so adorable. I just want to take them home. :3
 
Rofl.
That's diiiirty.

x3

Well, all honesty. I like tall men. So I guess it works out.
Tall guys like short girls.
Short girls like tall guys.

-shrug-
The world works in mysterious ways.
-Starts to sing U2 and strikes a pose-
 
>_> perhaps. But its not like I'm gonna rape 'em. Because they are always willing. mwahaha.

achem.

Yes, it all works out. *Does a rockstar pose* YEEEAAAAHHH!
 
@Nymphetamine - Haha...mayyybeeee... ;D I can't help how awesome they are.

@Nihilistic_Impact - Perhaps. But maybe the awkwardness would add excitement? x3
 
Not really.

I'm 6'2.

Current sex partner is more then a foot shorter then me.

Makes doing anything standing up a chore.
 
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