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Your Mom.
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09-08-2009, 10:03 PM
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Your Mom.
is so hairy she could be the stunt devil for Rosy O'Donnell's cooch.
Get the idea? Now continue with the funny "Your momma" jokes. <Insert witty something here>.
(21:20:26) TheyDontKnowIBurn: HAHVY! TOUCH ME! (21:20:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- touches. (18:46:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You just like to press my bitch button. :3 It is believed that in the periphery of space there exists a species capable of all knowledge, both existential and pseudosuperfiluous. Whether beneficent to us as mankind or virulent it doesn't matter. Knowing is power, and power is what gives the ability to create. |
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09-08-2009, 10:41 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your momma's so ugly she uses a makeup line called "Why Bother."
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09-13-2009, 05:55 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your mama so dumb she herd there was a change in the weather and went out side with her purse open.
(I am very board....) I have dyslexia so please forgive any spelling mistakes spell check may miss, or miss use of words... I try my best to catch them but usually miss some.
Warning: Going down my Rabbit_Hole may result in you never wanting to leave. And my F-List |
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09-14-2009, 11:56 AM
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Re: Your Mom.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a sale at J C Penny's.
Is it wrong to love sex? Not a bit.
Never pass up a good thing, u may never get another chance. |
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09-22-2009, 05:12 AM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your momma so ugly her vibrator needed Viagra
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09-22-2009, 08:25 AM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your mom is twice the man you are.
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09-22-2009, 01:24 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your mom is so ugly that for birth control, she leaves the light on.
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09-22-2009, 02:32 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
your mamma is so fat, she went swimming in the ocean, and the whales started to sing "we are family."
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![[Image: tumblr_lvj8quV1FF1r2qfico1_500.jpg]](http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd115/My_Apocalypse_Pony/tumblr_lvj8quV1FF1r2qfico1_500.jpg)
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09-22-2009, 07:26 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your Mom: Rated "E" For Everyone!
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09-22-2009, 08:11 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
You're mom is so dumb the bitch fell out a window and went up.
<Insert witty something here>.
(21:20:26) TheyDontKnowIBurn: HAHVY! TOUCH ME! (21:20:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- touches. (18:46:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You just like to press my bitch button. :3 It is believed that in the periphery of space there exists a species capable of all knowledge, both existential and pseudosuperfiluous. Whether beneficent to us as mankind or virulent it doesn't matter. Knowing is power, and power is what gives the ability to create. |
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09-22-2009, 08:37 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Yo momma so fat she jumped and got stuck
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs Yo momma so poor I walked in the front door and tripped out the back Yo momma house so nasty the roaches ride around on little dune buggy's Yo momma so hairy she looks like she's got Big Foot in a headlock Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone Yo momma so blind she's got eyes on her ass and still can't see squat Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street so I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving" Yo momma so fat when she wears a red jumpsuit people follow her around goin "Hey Kool-Aid!" Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn Yo momma like a hardware store, screws are ten cents each Yo momma so skinny the bitch has to hula hoop with a Cheerio Yo momma so fat when guys want to fuck her they gotta slap her thigh and ride in on the wave Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her face Yo momma so ugly whenever her mom left a zoo the workers would say "Ma'am, you can't take that monkey with you!" Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her Yo momma so fat I ain't even got a joke big enough for that bitch |
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09-22-2009, 08:52 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped you granny in the face
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor couldn't figure out witch end to slap I have dyslexia so please forgive any spelling mistakes spell check may miss, or miss use of words... I try my best to catch them but usually miss some.
Warning: Going down my Rabbit_Hole may result in you never wanting to leave. And my F-List |
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09-22-2009, 09:00 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your momma's so fat she has nine smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Your mommas so stupid she refused to eat vampycake and lastly your mommas so ugly the FCC censored her face to avoid casulties. |
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09-22-2009, 09:20 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Yo momma so fat she's got a watch for ear time zone
Yo momma so fat she plays hopscotch like this: New York, Detroit, Chicago, ... Yo momma so fat her ass has it's own zipcode |
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09-22-2009, 09:50 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Yo momma so fat she gotta have bulding codes for the right size toilet seat.
Yo momma so fat she took two steps and went 90210 off the richter scale. yo momma so fat she shows up on Radar yo momma's hips are so wide she rolled over in bed and hit the ceiling. Yo momma so fat she took one step and scraped her forehead against the sun. Yo momma so fat her belt size is Asteroid. Yo momma so ugly her reflection ran away. Yo momma so stupid she tried to alphabetize M&M's. Yo momma so heavy, even Yoda couldn't move her. Yo momma so skinny she took a shower and fell down the drain. Your mom. All done. <Insert witty something here>.
(21:20:26) TheyDontKnowIBurn: HAHVY! TOUCH ME! (21:20:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- touches. (18:46:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You just like to press my bitch button. :3 It is believed that in the periphery of space there exists a species capable of all knowledge, both existential and pseudosuperfiluous. Whether beneficent to us as mankind or virulent it doesn't matter. Knowing is power, and power is what gives the ability to create. |
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09-23-2009, 12:52 AM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and all the skittles fell out.
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09-24-2009, 01:57 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
yo momma is so fucking fat, she uses two greyhound busses as roller-blades.
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![[Image: nif22-1.png]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Vanslaz/nif22-1.png)
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09-24-2009, 02:46 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Pft, let's get off mom jokes while I get off yours.
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11-06-2009, 03:52 AM
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Re: Your Mom.
Yo momma's so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
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11-06-2009, 03:59 AM
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Re: Your Mom.
Your momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor walked outside and shot himself.
AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE I RP WITH
AS OF NOW, I WILL NOT BE DOING ANY NEW SEXUAL RP'S. PERIOD. THERE ARE PERSONAL REASONS FOR THIS, AND I CAN GO INTO MORE DETAIL IF YOU WANT TO PM ME, BUT FOR NOW, I WILL PROBABLY JUST LURK AROUND FROM TIME TO TIME AND MAYBE POST IN THE NON-SEXUAL RP FORUM. MY APOLOGIES TO ANYONE RPING WITH ME OR WAS PLANNING TO RP WITH ME. |
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11-06-2009, 11:45 AM
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Re: Your Mom.
I thought this thread had died. That's awesome.
Yo momma so fat she fell outta bed and the sky came falling down. <Insert witty something here>.
(21:20:26) TheyDontKnowIBurn: HAHVY! TOUCH ME! (21:20:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- touches. (18:46:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You just like to press my bitch button. :3 It is believed that in the periphery of space there exists a species capable of all knowledge, both existential and pseudosuperfiluous. Whether beneficent to us as mankind or virulent it doesn't matter. Knowing is power, and power is what gives the ability to create. |
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11-08-2009, 10:59 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
Yo' momma's so fat, that Jabba The Hutt said "DAAAAAAMN!"
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11-15-2009, 06:40 PM
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Re: Your Mom.
![[Image: Devil-Angel.jpg]](http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc105/Nasware/Decorated%20images/Devil-Angel.jpg) Don't wait to bring me down. Drown me in your darkness. Cleanse me now. This meaning of life. My meaning of life. [To all my fellow rpers, I've written up several replies now, and all I have to do is type them up. Expect replies from moi soon. --Snow//out..] |
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