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One Phrase Flirt.

Toujou

Planetoid
Joined
Dec 29, 2015
Location
Brazil
Hello everybody! I've been in love with thread games latelly so i decided to start my own here!

Rules are simple:All you gotta do is post your best flirting phrase here! Something you say the moment you approach that hot girl/guy and instantly makes he/she think "Please take me to bed RIGHT NOW!",and that's it! :3

So i'll start it off (hope this thread makes success :p ):

Do you like SUBWAY? Cause i got a foot long for you ;)
 
Hah pickup lines are funny, very rarely do they work but sometimes they are cute.

"Babe, in a scale from one to ten, you're a nine and I'm the one you need"
 
"You got all your teeth, and don't sweat much. Want to wrestle?"
 
Somebody better call heaven, because you have a nice can. Want to fuck?
 
This one is for you to whisper at that special girl's ear! ;D

"There'll be only seven planets left after i destroy Ur-anus..."
 
^ Too bad that N and O are already together :p

"I'm afraid of the dark. Will you sleep with me tonight?"
 
Strawberry or Blueberry? Trying to figure out what kind of pancakes I want to make you tomorrow morning.
 
"I want to bury my dick in you so hard that the man who pulls it out will be the next King Arthur"

"Life without you is like a broken pencil; pointless"
 
"If you show me your chamber of secrets, I'll be Slytherin into your bed!"


"Is your name Winter? Because you WILL be coming!"
 
"If you held twelve roses in front of a mirror then you'd see thirteen of the most beautiful things in the world"
 
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