Plots here! Get your plots here! Updated as of 2/12! (MxF))

Holy shit you clicked my thread! Good on you, you. <3

So I've got my super general request thread, and that's great and all. It is. Got a lot of mileage out of that thing. It's probably in dire need of some janitoring though, and I figured I might as well make a place where I could put shit that's not just pairings, or little blurbs about ideas, but some shit that might actually be thought out.

Some of it's gonna be probably hyper-smutty, some of it not so smutty, though everyone should know that, fuckin', every good plot has potential for sexy goodness. A lotta people don't realize that, they're all like "oh look, dude wants a Star Wars plot, that's not gonna give me anything to flick the old bean to," and I'm like "you don't know shit get outta here, god," and they're like "that was rude" and I'm like "yeah well you've clearly never thought about the potential applications of the Force when it comes to sex, or like all the places you could get freaky on an Imperial Star Destroyer, or all the fuckin alien species," and I just keep going, and nobody gets lightsabers and/or smut. Point is: Don't think your character's not gonna get laid just because it's an action packed thrillhouse. I promise we'll find probably too many ways into one another's pants.

Anyway, quick notes. Mostly into MxF, with myself being the dude. Because yes. Though, lately I've dabbled in trying out FxF, and it's been fun enough, so long as the plot is good and I get to play a pretty kickass character. No MxM whatsoever, them's the breaks.

Female partners only, dudes need not apply. This is a bigger one than I ever thought it'd be. Someone hurt me bad over the course of some years on this one in some kinda twisted ways that I still haven't fully come to terms with. Female partners only. Female partners only.

Got me an f-list, it's not an end-all be-all but it's a pretty good barometer. Don't see what you like? Ask me about it, worst I can do is say no. I like tentacles and nagas, what grounds do I have to tell you your shit's weird?

Ok so, the dom/sub dynamic. I legit don't give one wet Taco Bell fart about it. Not even one. I'm a switch by trade, and I like it. If the plot (probably something porny) requires nothing more of you or me than to lay back and take it from someone else, that's ok. If it's an actual story? I'd rather just ditch it. Play your character how you're gonna play your character, don't worry about that shit. Plus, damn, a lot of people who say they're submissive actually mean that they're lazy and boring. Don't be like that.

Alright, that went on for way longer than I was hoping. Time to get some actual plots out there...




Lord Vader has dispatched the bulk of the 501st Legion in an effort to stamp out the Rebellion with extreme prejudice, sweeping the galaxy in a storm of blood and fire in an effort to restore order. However, some things need a more nuanced touch. A scalpel, rather than a sledgehammer. For this, the Storm Commando Corps have been mobilized. Formed as a response to the guerrilla tactics employed by the Rebellion, the Storm Commandos generally operate in small, elite squadrons of three to six, operating with deadly efficiency in a wide range of tasks ranging from assassinations, to counter-insurgencies, to combat drops and much more.

So... that's the basis of the story. I'm thinking we can have anywhere from one to three characters each, toodling around the galaxy in our Imperial Escort Carrier and raising hell on any worlds that don't comply. Also, definitely hunting down the Death Star plans. I think the destruction of the Death Star would make a fun plot point as well, something to shock our characters and make them question... everything. What happens after that? Maybe Vader wants their heads for not finding the plans in time. Maybe they go rogue. Maybe they lose their shit, billions of soldiers just died and they were tasked with stopping it. Or, maybe they stick to their guns, kick ass, and roll over to Yavin for some murder, then onward to finding out where the hell the Rebels are hiding. Lots of ways for it to go! Also, no Jedi. No space magic here, only grunts and badasses. You want Jedi? Eh... how 'bout Sith instead? Not in this plot, hell no, but in the next one. Read on!

UPDATE: Willing to work this into something related to the new movie, either on the Republic or First Order side.

UPDATE 2: WILLING TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR THIS ONE. SELL MY SOUL. SACRIFICE LIKE FIVE GOATS. EVEN WEIRD KINKY STUFF I MIGHT NORMALLY SAY NO TO, LIKE VOTING FOR DONALD TRUMP.







There is no loyalty among the Sith. Power is all, regardless of the ways and means of acquiring it. All that matters is how mighty one becomes, and what is done with said might. With the Jedi managing to do little more than survive and the Republic too crippled to fight back, the Sith are free to run roughshod over the galaxy. Though, as Sith will do, the fragile alliances that won the wars are already beginning to crumble. Across the galaxy, Sith turn on Sith, not only with their own blades but with their soldiers, their warships... it is a Sith civil war. At the height of the fighting, two gifted Sith have only recently slain their masters, earning the standing of Darth and inheriting their masters' forces. Their fleets meet in orbit over an Outer Rim planet, poised to fire, when...

What happens? Well we gotta figure that shit out yo. Do cooler heads prevail, forming an uneasy alliance that goes on to wreak havoc with their combined might? Do they give the order to fire, and fight one another to a standstill? Perhaps they think it best to meet in single combat, the winner taking all, including the loser? I dunno! That's why you should message me and we'll talk about it. You want Jedi involved? Corruption? I'm open to that, if we have multiple characters. Still, I want the basis for this to be two Sith.




The age of man as it was known is but a distant memory. In their quest to transcend their home of Earth, mankind faced a fresh new challenge: To transcend themselves. What was man, after all, but a poorly optimized pile of flesh, blood and bone surrounding a highly advanced information storage unit? Certainly it couldn't hurt to tweak the old design with modern technology? Despite moral outcries, the race was already afoot before the thoughts even entered the public domain.

Some hundreds of years later, such efforts have proven rousing successes. Humanity is on the brink of a golden age beyond the likes of any time in its history. Augmentation of the human form is commonplace among even the lowliest man, from enhancements to strength and agility, to fully customizable appearances, and so much more. Breakthroughs in nanorobotics have proven capable of manipulating matter on an atomic level, leading to matter replicators that, combined with advances in artificial intelligence and robotics as a whole, have rendered human labor obsolete. Life is leisure and freedom, leading to a renaissance in creativity and expression. Advances in biomechanical theory have led to the full understanding of the human brain itself. Of consciousness. Of humanity itself. Through the use of miraculous hardware capable of interfacing with the brain, consciousness has been converted into a file. One to be uploaded, stored, backed up.

In an age of decadence, of testing the very bounds of what it is to be human, death itself has been made obsolete.

This is less... a fully formed plot idea, and more of a world I want to play in. A cyberpunk slice of life, inspired by such things as Deus Ex, Transmetropolitan, what little I know about Cyberpunk 2077, and Civilization: Beyond Earth's "supremacy" affinity, to name a few. I want to see how these people live. Do they upload their consciousness to video game servers, living out their days in adventure across virtual realms? Do they gather in orgies, reveling in the pleasures of augmented flesh? Is the world just one big ridiculous rave? How do these people fuck? What are their sex toys like? What are their drugs like? Shit, this is a world I'd be willing to explore even for the smut alone.

What about action, you ask? Is the world at peace in the wake of nigh-endless freedoms, or are humans still finding way to do harm to one another? Are they, perhaps, even at the brink of war? What IS war to them? If not a conflict between the worlds of man, perhaps a conflict between mankind and an alien force? Imagine uploading your consciousness to the mainframe of some deadly war-mech, a backup copy safely stored in an indestructible "black-box" microchip somewhere in your brain stem back on Earth as you do battle in the rings of Saturn. Imagine the sudden horror as they concoct a computer virus that infects servers full of humans and revives the concept of death.

Are there consequences for living this way? Do people who spend too much time uploaded forget who they are? Imagine a man living out some old world viking fantasy, buried deep in a virtual realm, only for twenty years to pass as he's hooked into a machine. He stands, confused, wondering where his sword and shield are. He has lost himself. Do augmentations slowly rob people of their humanity? Might be veering closer to the plot of Deus Ex than I like, but could there be a militant sect of "pure" humans?

Shit. I don't know if you can tell, but I wanna talk about this with someone. I wanna play with this so fucking bad. Hit me up.




Our home is lost to us. Whether it be through war, famine, plague, or the slow death of politics, we can remain no longer. Our only hope is to cross the sea, to make for lands unknown. We've loaded down every seaworthy ship with all that we can carry, with all the people we can hope to take. Not a one of us knows what awaits us across the sea, but knowing what doom will take us if we remain, we set sail.

The crossing is no easy thing. There are deaths. There is disease, hunger, madness... but worst of all, there are doubts. What if this is our fate, to die at sea? Do we even know where we're going? Could we even make it back if we wanted? The mood is grim indeed. As hope dwindles to nothingness, however, we hear it. The cry of a gull, soon joined by more. Land is near. As the mists clear, we get our first look at the coast. Soon, we take our first steps onto it. Rejoicing, at last. Though it quickly becomes apparent that, while our long haul over the sea is at its end, our true journey has just begun.

We camp on the beach that first night, exhausted after our revels and long travel. It is this first night that tells us we are not alone. They strike in the night, beasts only half seen in the burnt-out coals of our fires. They come, they kill, they steal, they kidnap. With the dawn, there is no trace of them but footprints.

So, now that all the melodrama is out of the way, the good bits. This is a plot that can take place in a fantasy setting, or even later. It could even be a sci-fi one, seeing humans leave Earth behind only to land on a strange new world. The basic idea, regardless of time period and technology level, is that we've landed in a strange place, one inhabited by creatures that are totally hostile to humanity. The variety of creatures is totally up to us, as are their habits. I personally like the idea of the monsters only coming out at night, though that doesn't have to be so. If you're hoping for monster-based kinks, well... that could probably be worked in, too. Whatever the case, the basic idea I'm hoping for is to build up our holding, defend it, explore, and tame our new land. I'm absolutely open for discussion on this, and hope you are as well.

"Mos Eisley. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
"... Except for all the other ones. Nar Shaddaa's pretty bad, Ben."
"Shhh."​

There's no denying that criminal activity runs impossibly deep across the galaxy. Corruption and greed are the heart, soul, and lifeblood of most every world, whether those in charge wish to recognize it or not. Smuggling, piracy, murder, slavery, and so much more are common fixtures of everyday life, from the lowliest Outer Rim world to the beating heart of Coruscant. So, let's play with some of that.

The possibilities for plots are pretty all over the place. Smugglers, bounty hunters, pirates, assassins, and mercenaries are just some of the characters I've got in mind. An arms dealer could sell weapons to the Rebels, and when a deal goes wrong, the Empire could put a bounty hunter on his trail. Pirates could harass Hutt shipping lanes, then piss off the wrong crimelord. An ex-Jedi turned spice runner reveals himself, catching some bad attention from a Sith Lord. It's something I'd love to brainstorm back and forth about, and I'd certainly like to embrace all the dark, gritty shit that comes with it.






Fallout, for the three of you that aren't currently playing the newest one, is a post-apocalyptic (really more post-post-apocalyptic) RPG set in the ruins of retro-futuristic 'Murica. It's a whole thing with retro imagery, laser weapons, bottlecap currencies, robots, and radiation that is more akin to magic than anything scientific. So uh... if you don't know it, I mean, the games are fun. Look 'em up. Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas are on sale on Steam for dirt cheap as of this writing. 4 is full price since it just came out, but it's also good. You should probably play at least one game before rping it.

Anyway, for the ones who do know what's up... hi! I want to go on an adventure through the wastes. The Commonwealth would be preferable, considering it's shiny and new, but I'd be down for a New Vegas setting as well. Anything before that, the details are a little hazy since it's been so long since I played them, but I could make it work. It can range from an open ended romp, to something with more meat to it. Maybe we're on the hunt for an experimental vault, the location of which is only a rumor, save for the barest of clues scattered about the wastes. Maybe we're setting up a new settlement on behalf of the Minutemen, and are forced to deal with a wild gang of raiders moving in from out west. Maybe we're Brotherhood of Steel knights, raining hellfire from our vertibird transport while blasting Ride of the Valkyries from the local classical radio station. There's tons of shit we can do, and I'd love to hash something out. Hit me up if you feel the same!






It's been twenty years since the invasion. Twenty years since the governments of Earth fell, one by one, to the aliens. The XCOM project was the last line of defense for mankind's way of life, and while for a time it fought the invaders to a standstill, it wasn't enough. XCOM, and those associated with it, were the final defiant roar before the flame was snuffed. In time, the aliens rebuilt atop the ashes of their brutal crusade, subjugating humanity and bringing them into the fold of their intergalactic empire. A shining utopia built on the corpses of billions, on propaganda, on the smoldering ashes of a people.

In those ashes, XCOM still stirred. While the aliens and their elders far beyond the stars turned humanity into their puppets, resistance cells formed in the far-flung regions of the world. Cells that slowly came together under the governing force known as ADVENT. Cells that kept quiet, biding their time and gathering strength, working to knit back together into something that could oppose the oppressive new regime.

Twenty years have passed since the subjugation of mankind. In recent weeks, ADVENT has been scrambling to cover up a string of attacks. Strikes made from the shadows by men and women branded as renegades, as terrorists, as enemies to humanity's new way of life. The truth, however, is far more urgent. XCOM is back with a vengeance.

So, with all the dramatic stuff out of the way... XCOM! Good stuff. If you've played the new one, then you already know what I wanna do. Fly the Avenger around the world, drop down on some aliens, and fuck it all up. If you HAVEN'T played XCOM 2, or any of them... well, hey, don't run off. I'd be down to draw up some original alien invasion ideas based on this stuff. It'll all work out. Being that it's generally a four to six person squad in the field, I'd definitely like to play multiple characters, but it's not a requirement. I'm open to varying degrees of smut on this one, right down to including weird kinky shit with the aliens themselves. So long as we make sure to murderize them, too.


That... is about it for now. I am, of course, open to anything I've posted in my general search as well. Or, anything I haven't posted, and you think I might like, or hope I might like. Worst I can do is say no, and I'm not mean about it. Promise. Aaanyway... check this space for more later if you like, I guess.