Quickie anyone?

I am never in the mood for a quick story. In fact, I am normally a long-term, story-based writer. My regular request thread speaks volumes about that, but at the current moment, I want something short, sweet, and to the point. In other words, I'm insanely horny. Make it happen for me, eh? You can shoot me a PM with whatever pairing you'd like. Be warned though: I still intend on writing my normal multi-paragraph standard. I want detail. I want talent. I'll walk away if you can't give me that. Oh, and I will ONLY play via e-mail. That's absolutely mandatory. Help fulfill a girl's needs ;D

Let's do this thing.

PS. I'll do FxF, MxF, FxFuta... and pretty much any other gender mix-up.
My original thread gives you some insight into what I'm into as well.