Time Baggers Team Roster

The Time Baggers: an elite team of time-traveling treasure hunters. Their mission: save the world's artifacts from going into legend or obscurity.

Create your character profiles here!

- Multiple characters must be from different eras (3 max)
- NO God-Moding, lest the dreaded banhammer come down on you
- Last of all, HAVE FUN!

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Age
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If you so feel, Picture/Image (either at the start or the end)

RE: Time Baggers

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled." -- Ezekiel 23: 19-21

Name: Anapahotep
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Sexual Preference: Various
Era: Ancient Egypt (~2500 BC)
Short Bio: Originally a priest of Anubis. Has a very androgynous appearance and tends to dress and present as a woman.

To be added to later.

Name: Bonny Bonnie
Sex: Yes please
Age: 16
Sexual Preference: Extra slooty
Era: Yarrrrrrr! (1700's)
Short Bio: "Bonny" Bonnie is the captain of the infamous pirate ship Empress Messalina, known for its brutal broadsides and rapacious all-female crew. Many ships were known to surrender at first sight of the vessel and welcome the boarding parties' "aggressive acquisitions" of their "cargo," often involving other "actions" best described with "air quotes". Pirate buttsex. There, it's been said. Of course, when the Time Baggers' recruiters showed up, stepping out of what was at the time described as a glowing blue butthole in the sky (later identified as a standard temporal vortex) and promising the riches of the gods themselves, how could Bonnie say no?

She has never forgotten her piratical origins despite joining the Time Baggers in her search for plunder, and has brought a number of her old crew along on her temporal sight-seeing to bolster out the ranks of the elite squad with disposable NPC infantry, and also to crew her modernized pirate ship, the dead Winnebago Caligula Rex. In battle, the rear of the 'ship' drops into a ramp, disgorging swarms of slutty Segway riders armed with sabers and pew-pew ray guns. Pew-pew, zoom, bitches!

Name: Lady Guinevere
Age:20
Hair: wavy brown hair
Eyes:Hazel
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 135
Sexual Orientation: Bi-Sexual
(For perving purposes)Measurements:36D,24,36 History/Background: Variously portrayed in literature, she is called the daughter of King Leodegrance (Lleudd-Ogrfan) of Cameliard by Malory, the daughter of King Ogrfan Gawr (the Giant) of Castell y Cnwclas (Knucklas Castle) by Welsh Tradition, the daughter of King Garlin of Galore by Germanic tradition, the daughter of a Roman noble by Geoffrey of Monmouth and wife of King Arthur by everyone. Her name is spelled differently depending on where you look. It can be either the traditional Guinevere, or Guenevere, or Guenievre, or Guenhumare or Ginevra. In Welsh, she is Gwenhwyfar; in Cornish, Jenefer.

In all cases, she is surpassingly beautiful and desirable, if morally lax from the time of the Vulgate Cycle (13th century) onward. She iseither forced into or conceives and engineers an extra-marital relationship with Lancelot and is either condemned, according to law, or forgiven outright for her sins. She either was a willing accomplice to Mordred's treachery against Arthur, as suggested in Wace and Layamon, or was forced into it against her will as stated in John Hardyng's "Chronicle" (1457). Early mentions of Guinevere, in the Triads of the Island of Britain, give tantalising glimpses of her original relationship with Mordred: he is shown forcing his way into Arthur's Court, dragging the Queen from her throne and striking her, but the reasons why are unknown. The incident may have been related to quarrels between Guinevere and her sister, Mordred's wife, Gwenhwyfach, which are said to have been the eventual cause of the Battle of Camlann. Nevertheless the image of a romantic heroine lives on.

Guinevere is frequently abducted in Romance, sometimes by King Melwas of Somerset, sometimes by Mordred and sometimes by the marauding tribes from the north. She meets her end sometimes in a convent at Amesbury or Caerleon and sometimes she dies at the vengeful hand of Lancelot. Scottish stories, recorded by Boece, indicate she died as a prisoner of Mordred's followers at Barry Hill in Strathmore. She was buried at Meigle where her memorial can still be seen. Despite this, her bones either were or were not found by the monks of Glastonbury when they discovered the grave of Arthur in 1191, depending upon which version of the burial cross inscription you read.

Giraldus Cambrensis says the cross claimed Guinevere as Arthur's "second wife". Thisappears to echo the story of the False Guinevere of French Romance: an identical half-sister of the Queen fathered on the same night who persuaded Arthur that she was his true wife. For two and a half years, the King was separated from the real Guinevere until the deception was uncovered. There is also an ancient Triad of the Island of Britain which records Arthur's "Three Chief Queens": Gwenhwyfar daughter of Cywryd, Gwenhwyfar daughter of Gwythyr ap Greidiol and Gwenhwyfar daughter of Ogrfan Gawr. This may further indicate the confusion over the lady's parentage as already alluded to. Alternatively, the three Guineveres could show a common Triple-Goddess motif at the root of many later Celtic characters.

Whatever Guinevere was or was not, she has been a useful tool in the hands of the romancers throughout the centuries and has greatly enhanced the legends of King Arthur.

Personality: Vain,secretive,fun,outgoing

Image: http://i60.tinypic.com/5pfujb.jpg

Name: Eryka "Rika" Featherdragon
Sex: Futanari
Age: 20
Sexual Preference: Anyone who wants to have some fun
Era: Early Renaissance (1400)
Short Bio: Rika studied the arts of magic at an academy for magicians of all classes. She wasn't sure weither she should become a witch, a summoner, a druid or something else and decided to learn a little bit from everything...except necromancy. Eryka found a dragon egg when she wandered around in the forest near the campus and brought it back to the mother instead of keeping it. The dragon was thankful and bestowed upon her a gift of magic which helped her to learn any spell faster than others. Rika found a strange scroll one day in the library and read it which caused her to fall through a portal and landed in the headquarters of The Time Baggers.