Male seeking Female for kinky and romantic detective stories(women only)

Must be a female in real life.
I like just about any type of kink you can imagine. I will not do one you do not want.
I really like girls in uniforms; ANY uniforms.
Please read my thread completely, note that I will know if you have. You can scroll through the " bump "s.
These are my generic pairings:
detective/detective, suspect, or superior
guy next door/friend, neighbor, or student
college dean, student, or coach/student, teacher, or athlete.
armed forces.
coach/cheerleaders
paramedic/e.r. nurse
vampire,warlock,or werewolf/female vampire, elf, human, witch, or werewolf.

FANDOMS:
MOVIES:
What About Bob? {Bob Wiley}
The Haunting in Connecticut {Andy Wyrick}
Die Hard {John McClane}

SERIES:
Adam 12 {Jim Reed}
Emergency! {Johnny Gage or Roy DeSoto}
Law & Order-ANY { Any male detective, or Olivia Benson}
Dragnet {Sgt. Joe Friday}
Gilligan's Island {Skipper}
Batman {Bruce Wayne}
Wonder Woman-YOU play her
Love Boat {Doctor Adam Bricker}

When you PM me, answer this question:
What is your Chinese Zodiac Animal?