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Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, plot-heavy nerdery; Metal Gear?!]

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Teysa

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Oh hai, Mark. Welcome to a thread that will certainly become bloated and full of incoherent rambling in the coming days, cobbled together and barely proofread by one nerdy individual residing somewhere in the continental United States with too much free time and not enough of a thought filter.

You might like this thread if you have dorky interests, a love for women and near-women, a healthy respect for your roleplaying partner, and a general enjoyment of whips and chains.

You might not like this thread if you regularly watch reality television or consider reverse missionary to be as kinky as you'll ever get. You have been warned!

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Guidelines n' Grooves
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I. I'm a human being, so, y'know. Talking to me like one is pretty groovy, and I really enjoy OOC communication with my roleplaying buddies. Forcing small talk isn't necessary, but if you don't like getting to know who you collaborate with on your writing, we probably won't work out too well.

II. I'm not super particular about my writing preferences, but it's all gotta be in third person. I don't do first person because it kind of creeps me out when it's used in the context of SENSUAL NIPPLE RUBBING or CHEESE GRATER ON THIGHS, so there's that. Long posts are my bread n' butter, but I'm trying to play more toss and catch when it comes to conversations. The alternative - throwing up giant text walls with rambling speeches that are responded to in kind - just doesn't appeal to me like it used to. Multiple paragraphs are fantastic and I can hold my own in that department if need be, but I like to try new things. Just no two-liners, because that shit cray.

III. AIM/Skype only. Sorry! We'll probably have to talk in private messages for a short while to make sure we'll get on alright, but after that I prefer to keep my comms to AIM or Skype, preferring the prior. I'll give you my screen name when the time is right.

IV. I don't really roleplay every day. Hell, there will probably be long stretches in which I just don't feel up to it. It's nothing personal, I promise, so if you're flexible in that manner we'll probably be all hunky dory. Schedule-wise, I keep late nights CST. Expect midnight or later into the wee hours of the morning. If you play any games, though, I'm probably down to hang out and shoot folks between roleplays.

V. I don't really enjoy pure smut. I like characters living in a world full of life going through their existence as best they can, then tossing in whatever sort of smut elements might play out to mutual interests in the best possible way. Everyone's had enough of the one-trick ponies, right? "hay im much slutty let us penis-coitus" is about as appealing as that cheese grater on the thighs thing I mentioned earlier -- it boils down a collaborative storytelling process to a cheap porno at best.

VI. Vanilla no es bueno; kink es muy bueno. If there's smutty stuff, expect a lot of BDSM elements. For a full list of what I enjoy, make sure you check out my F-List page.
Not all elements wherein are required in any given scene except for bondage. I am not engaged if there is no bondage. Sad, innit? Can't help that part. Anything else is negotiable unless it's in my reds. This seems like the best time to note that I might play socially awkward sorts, but pretty much only sexual dommes. I am notoriously awful at subbing, but don't expect every character I write to be a ballbusting, abrasive harpy.

VII. I write characters for specific roleplays, or take an archetype I've used before and modify it for whatever we've got cooking. I don't have reference pictures often, but I do enough writing to make up for that, hopefully. If you like certain character types, awesome; if you want pictures of high schoolers stolen from Facebook, that's not really in my bag of tricks.
(I don't mind help with references, of course, but let's keep it somewhat sane!)

VIII. Really, make sure you look at my F-List page.

IX. I enjoy females, futas, shemales, and whatever other names you can give women with penises on roughly the same level as one another, character-wise; sometimes I'm in the mood for one over the other, but that's nothing out of the ordinary. Male characters, on the other hand, usually have to have some interesting setup (fur-clad and large, perhaps) before I'll really pay much attention, and even then I still prefer the sexually submissive sorts.

X. I really don't care what gender you are behind your character, because worrying about that sort of thing shows an unhealthy level of inability to differentiate between IC and OOC dealings. As long as you're a pleasant person to talk to, you could have sixteen pairs of undiscovered genitals for all I really care.
(But then I'd be asking for pictures of your tentaginas, so don't tell me if you actually do. Fer yer health.)

XI. If you've made it this far and you're still interested, make sure you PM me. I might miss posts in this thread and that would be a shame.

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Genres
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I am primarily a video game enthusiast bordering on fetishist. If I haven't played it, I've probably heard about it, read about it, or I'm about to read about it. I still have plenty of other dorky interests, but vidyer games are my mainstay.
As a side note, I may not really want to play a game's universe exactly, but instead do some creative tweaking. Comes with the territory when there are unpleasant or unappealing elements to write around, but that's just part of the fun.

{At the moment, I would enjoy a setting kinda like...}

Metal Gear Solid
Fallout
Resident Evil
Meta-roleplaying (A tabletopping group, roleplaying inside of a roleplay - meta as can be)
Rune Factory
Elona
Dragon's Dogma
Way of the Samurai
Betrayer
D&D Generica
Sleeping Dogs
Assassin's Creed
Dynasty Warriors
Mercenaries 2
Hitman
Kingdoms of Amalur
Adventure Time*
Payday
Saints Row
Just Cause 2
State of Decay
Borderlands
Postal (Seriously, I want someone to take a stab at this. I might be on drugs.)
Bondage Adventure/BDSM RPG
Dungeon World
Watch_Dogs
World of Warcraft
*Not even the slightest bit sexual even though Marceline is pretty great.

[*]Currently craving a Way of the Samurai-style roleplay! For those not in the know, WotS plays out like an Akira Kurosawa samurai film in which a lone wanderer blows into town and spends a few days playing people against one another or helping out their choice of faction with multiple endings and an emphasis on playing through the story repeatedly. In that vein, I'd like to play something similar with the same focus on repeating the story and altering events with another character involved - something like a stable time loop they have to escape, perhaps.

[*]Also craving a meta-roleplay in which a group of D&D nerds (or whatever sort of game) jump between their game and their real-life dealings with one another. It's my one exception to real life settings. It'd probably be much more lighthearted than most settings - around-the-table bickering mixed with unreliable story narrators. Alternatively, the in-game segments could be played totally straight while the out-of-game segments might be goofy and prone to arguments, in-jokes, and other messes.


{Themes and ideas I kinda enjoy include...}
Antagonistic relationships
Plot-heavy roleplay
Living, breathing characters who evolve with time
Adventure and face-punching to break up smut
More BDSM than is likely healthy
Complex plots
Low to high fantasy settings with flexibility in the physics department
Large casts of characters
Varied character personalities
Original characters instead of canon pairings


This doesn't really wrap up every single one of my interests, of course, but it's a good start. There aren't many animes I truly enjoy and there aren't many Western cartoons I really want to sexualize, so keep that in mind when approaching with a suggestion. If it's not there, I might have heard of it anyway. I've played plenty of tabletops and watch a fair number of films, but I'm woefully behind on my literature.

If it's bolded, I'm really in that sort of mood, even if it's not exactly the setting. You get the idea, I hope. List subject to change! If anything appeals, just PM me and we can jabber about this sort of bullshit for a while.

I do not do slice of life roleplays.

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Goodbye Wrap-Up
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[x] I am a dork who is OOCly chatty, enjoys BDSM in a topping role, and needs to catch up on her reading;
[x] I'm mostly looking for girl on girl or girl on shemale endeavors in some sort of dorky setting;
[x] I type a lot but I'm trying to cut down and I only roleplay over AIM/Skype;
[x] Third-person posts and a strong command of the English language;
[x] My F-List full of kinks;
[x] IM screen names given on request, but PM me first;
[x] Expect to brainstorm with me at least a bit;
[x] This post subject to change;
[x] PM me!

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Geekfest Jukebox
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RE: A 1x1 Dorkfest Quest [F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy dork stuff]

Bumped back up again.
Threw in a few minor edits along the way, along with the addition of guidelines nine and ten. List order rejiggered, current wants edited slightly, so on. Minor changes overall.
 
RE: A 1x1 Dorkfest Quest [F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy dork stuff]

Thrown back into the meat grinder a second time.

List of wants pruned down and current cravings altered. Down to just a few genres, so I'm surely doing myself tons and tons of favors. Still open to suggestions, of course.
Added a feature that does not matter even a little bit; Geekfest Jukebox. It probably won't change every ten minutes or anything, but I like music, so you get to listen to my music.

Or you don't. That's up to you, really.
 
RE: A 1x1 Dorkfest Quest [F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy dork stuff]

List given a few more wee updates (Dragon's Dogma? Yes yes.) Still hankering for something action-y and modern with a bit of the weird-kinks,-Teysa,-let's-question-why-you're-throwing-them-into-your-roleplay-plots thing.
Jukebox selection has changed.
Spines reticulated.

Contemplating adding a list of ongoing roleplays, but that might be a little too personal.
 
RE: A 1x1 Nerdfest Quest [F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy dork stuff]

Has it been several days already? Goodness. Time flies when you're sleep deprived and stumbling all over yourself.

Jukebox updated, genre list stared at but not yet changed. The most exciting of updates!
 
RE: A 1x1 Nerdfest Quest [F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy dork stuff]

Thread nudge time! Didn't take too long, did it?
List once again pruned and re-contemplated. Nuked out Magic: The Gathering for the time being, despite Teysa being from said setting. Just doesn't jive with me at the moment.

Jukebox was briefly contemplated, too. X Gon' Give It To Ya was going to be in the roundup, thanks to a Rick and Morty binge, but my internet isn't working well enough to let me get a link up. First world problems, eh?
 
RE: A 1x1 Nerdfest Quest [F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy dork stuff]

Time to nudge again. This time, no changes!

No, wait, I added the Postal series as an option. If you find a way to catch my interest with that setting and make it sexy in any way, you have my admiration.
 
RE: A 1x1 Nerdfest Quest [F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy dork stuff]

One more nudge. No huge changes this time, either.

Still cruising for the usuals. Contemplating tossing out a few plots modeled after games I enjoy that might not be as popular as the series I have tossed up in the list, for the sake of drawing in people who do not necessarily play a lot of video games and also enjoy BDSM-heavy lesbian shenanigans.

Not that it's a niche or anything.
 
RE: A 1x1 Nerdfest Quest [F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy dork stuff]

Guess what time it is!
THREAD BUMPING TIME!

I added Postal to my list of current cravings. Yes, I know what that entails; no, I may not be thinking properly.
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff]

My tenth post! How exciting. What a long couple of weeks it has been!
Sure, I could just post elsewhere, but...

Woo, ten posts!

Added Dungeon World to the list.
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff]

One more thread ascension never hurt anyone, right?

Added a super-vague idea based off of a terrible idea I had a few days ago. That's a bit vague, isn't it?
It goes with my sudden urge to do some sort of roleplay about...roleplayers, maybe. Actually, there is a BDSM-based tabletop game floating around on the internet. Maybe I'll just add that to the list, too.

Which I did! Really craving Bondage Adventure. Mmmmm.
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff]

Tentatively tossing another bump! I have a few partners waiting on replies because I'm a terrible person, so, erm. Y'know.

...Yeah.

Anyway, I'm really just cruising for someone who's willing to tabletop with me, really. Dungeon World, maybe. Something classical fantasy or not so much, but I'd just like to properly DM something. Woo, additional creative workload!
I've also got a sci-fi survival horror plot based on a failed group roleplay on another entirely unrelated forum. It's tasty stuff. Inquire within!
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff]

I am Not Yet Dead, no matter what was said.

Just very sleepy, and also coming down from dental surgery with a lot of pills in hand, so maybe just half-lucid and more prone to rambling, but I'm still legally alive and around! Still owe some posts out to a few folks, and erm...you know. Sorry about that. Life does get busy sometimes.

Anyway, semi-shamelessly cruising for adult-y roleplay again. Not sure what all I'd like to do, other than a lot of F-List integration and something with adventure and bondage and all that other good stuff. I've been reading into a lot of survival horror tropes, but I don't really want to venture down that road right at the moment. Nihilism is still good, though.
Dungeon World-esque play, perhaps. Something with lots of characters. Who knows! Come at me with ideas.
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff; Warcraft?]

Thread bump with another list change, as World of Warcraft is now back on the list.
Plus, I'm craving it. A lot. Bad. Augh.

Draenei, someone! Anyone! Roll out the spacegoats! Or, at the very least, something with tieflings or elves. If I have to play opposite another basic human character I think I might defenestrate myself.
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff; Warcraft?]

One more time, still hankering for the same things. Warcraft, something D&D, or especially something Dragon's Dogma-y. Climb giant monsters? Watch out for SAHNO HAHPIES?

You know you wanna~
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff; Warcraft?]

Back again for the next monthly attempt! Back in the mood for something gunplay and crime-y, but I'd be down for something involving some Warcraft races in their non-native setting. Too much Azaroth. Maybe something in the Forgotten Realms/Generic Land of D&D with some spacegoats and purple elves. I have simple needs.

For smutty stuff, girls with extra bits would be nice. Also simple needs!
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff; Warcraft?]

Is it that time of the month already? Actually, I'm a month late. Shame on me.

Cravin' some Dragon's Dogma-themed high fantasy. Gritty fantasy, though. That, or...well, Forgotten Realms/D&D Generica. Lots of characters. I'm totally fine taking a sort of DM role, or if you just want to make a party of twelve characters and throw them together for some back-and-forth DMing, that's fine, too.
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff; Dragon's Dogma/D&D]

A pity you only roleplay on AIM. I find the stress of replying there takes the fun away for me for some reason. Best of luck in finding awesome partners though. c:
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, story-heavy nerd stuff; Adventure Time?]

Updated, as per usual, but I got back faster this time. Yay, me.

Adventure Time! I really want to do some Adventure Time. No, not in a sexy way, just the usual story-heavy roleplayin' sort of way.
No canons, or at least not as anything more than occasional character glimpses, as I'm still not big on playing canons for much of anything. Ooo just has a lot of potential for shenanigans and sudden swerves into serious, heavy storylines.

Upbeat post-apocalypse, magic, immaturity, character growth, big casts of characters, etc. It's all good stuff.

Internet's pretty buggered up, though. Fair warning! I've been having some serious stability and speed issues. Tread lightly. If I don't reply to your PM immediately, I guarantee it's my crappy 'net.


darjeeling said:
A pity you only roleplay on AIM. I find the stress of replying there takes the fun away for me for some reason. Best of luck in finding awesome partners though. c:

Ain't no stress unless you make it thattaway~ I have faith in you! Believe in the me who believes in you!

Thank you kindly, though. c:


i respond to all comments promptly, obviously
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, plot-heavy nerdery; non-sexy Adventure Time?]

Hum de doo. Bump number four hundred and sixty two.
Not really, but you get the idea.

Still feeling some Dragon's Dogma or Adventure Time, the latter of which...you know, not sexy.
Eesh.

Still fielding unsolicited PMs from folk who see a lady-ish display name and immediately ask for something that has nothing to do with my search threads.
read some threads, ya dingus!
fer yer halth.
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, plot-heavy nerdery; Way of the Samurai?]

Long-belated bump.

Looking for something Way of the Samurai-flavored, but I might do something Dragon's Dogma-y with some prodding. Definitely in a WotS mood, though, or at least something that focuses on a short span of time that gets repeated inside of a semi-stable time loop. Delicious!
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, plot-heavy nerdery; Way of the Samurai?]

Pretending-I-post-regularly bump.

Still looking for something Way of the Samurai themed. c:
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, plot-heavy nerdery; Way of the Samurai?]

Three bumps in a couple of weeks! New record, that.

Still looking for the Way of the Samurai-themed stuff, but I'm also interested in a harem-style D&D-y adventure. Adventure, but also kidnapping evil necromancers to sway back to the side of good with lots of rope and sexual torment.
I'm willing to play against both male and female characters for that one, if the males are suitably fur-clad.

The wait resumes!
 
RE: Nerdtasmagoria [1x1, F/F, F/Fu, BDSM, plot-heavy nerdery; Way of the Samurai?]

Haven't been around in almost a year. Oops.

List updated, as per usual. Metal Gear Solid has my interest at the moment, with everything else being kind of secondary, except for the meta roleplaying idea. I haven't had anyone bite at that one in what feels like a decade!
 
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