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We all got pieces of crazy in us [MxM]

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Snow Danger

Snow Danger

Super-Earth
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May 27, 2010
Location
Canada
some bigger pieces than others​
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yo call me snow​

Stuff I Want:
  • long term rps (one and done is cool too but I prefer something longterm)
  • purposeful, meaningful smut (I love writing graphic smut but it's a million times more awesome if it adds to the story)
  • characters with a story/backstory (let's world build that would be amazing)
  • angst, intimacy, complex situations (let my character nurture yourssssssss/nurture meeeeeeeeee)
  • longish posts (I do three paragraphs easy and more on average)

Stuff I Don't Want:
  • anything that belongs in the toliet :( (watersports, scat, vomit)
  • anything in the extreme (spit occurring after/during a blowjob? sure. four detailed paragraphs about throat mucus no go away)
  • anime (sorry I just can't get into it)
  • anything breaking the site rules (pls read them and know them and don't try to get around them :( )
  • 'rape me until I like it' scenarios (these are so boring for me. we could work out something with non-con elements but if that's all there is to it no thank you)
  • to be told to select a plot from your thread. Feel free to outline plots for me in PM but don't just tell me to go to your thread, especially without providing a link. Like what? What is that? Come on.

I'm not going to list scenarios/pairings because the list is literally infinite because everything is awesome with the right person.
But I'd really like
  • something involving fairy tales/mythology/folklore.
  • I cannot stress enough how much I'd like something angsty and tender rn.
  • modern times
  • historical fantasy
  • and everything in between
  • something to do with werewolf packs/vampires/true blood but not really true blood/etc.
pm me to discuss so we're not bumping unnecessarily ⊂((・▽・))⊃
 
RE: We all got pieces of crazy in us [MxM / MxF]

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"You know, there was a girl in our school... and she had premarital sex. Know what she did on her graduation day? Died! Of a heroin overdose!"

"Dad? Are any of your friends alive?"

"The smart ones."
 
RE: We all got pieces of crazy in us [MxM / MxF]

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(I look forward to hearing from you!)

"You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience."

"Oh, that's terrible."

"Yep, that's what I want to do. Spend my hard-earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment."

"Oh come on, Dad. Every generation is afraid of the music that comes from the next. I'm sure your parents hated Elvis."

"Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans."

"No. But he died on the toilet."

"Well, that's paradise compared to where those Sex Pistols are gonna end up."
 
RE: We all got pieces of crazy in us [MxM / MxF]

I'd love to do a Rp with you if you're interested:)
 
RE: We all got pieces of crazy in us [MxM / MxF]

"Why does she hang out with those guys?"

"I don't know. Why don't you go over there and ask her?"

"They're gonna ruin her life. If you don't care about high school, you won't get into a good college, and no future and you'll wind up dead or in jail."

"Really?"

"Were you asleep during Scared Straight?"
 
RE: We all got pieces of crazy in us [MxM / MxF]

"Why did Neal invite her? Now she's going to see all the dumb stuff in my house."

"His plan is to distract you so he can hit on your sister."

"Oh man! I'm so dead. What am I going to say to Cindy?"

"Don't say anything. Be dominant. It's all— all about dominance. I saw this monkey show on PBS, you talk to her first it's a sign of weakness. And she will not pick you to be her mate."

"Are you drunk?"

"I think so. Yes I am."

"Oh man! Go into my room, lock the door, and don't drink anymore."

"That's very dominant."
 
RE: We all got pieces of crazy in us [MxM / MxF]

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"I heard about what she does in yearbook darkroom."

"What she does? What? I have no idea what you're talking about."

"She does it."

"What do you mean, “it”?"

"She. Fornicates. It. Okay?"

"I doubt it. And so what if does?"

"I just think it's sad."

"We can't all be Girl Scouts, Millie."
 
RE: We all got pieces of crazy in us [MxM / MxF]

"Oh my god! It's a naked woman."

"What's she doing?"

"Who cares what she's doing? She's naked!"
 
"She's hanging with a bad crowd. She's lying and cheating and next thing you know, she's Patty Hearst with a gun to our heads."
 
"I wrote out some Iggy Pop and Ramones songs."

"The Ramones? The Ramones only play like three chords, man."

"Alright, so I'll learn another one."
 
"Am I a loser?"

"You're not a loser because you're having sex. But if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue."
 
"You're high!"

"How could you tell?"

"I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer."
 
"Sam, could you not use the word 'die' in a hospital?"

"You asked if he was still alive."

"That's an optimist question. Alive is good. Dying is bad. Trust me on this, my dad's a dentist."
 
"Okay, I'll tell you what Lindsay. I'll listen to this album and you can go to the concert if I don't find anything objectionable."

"Thanks Dad. I'm sure it'll be fine."

"Oh don't be so sure of yourself; I'll be listening to it backwards too!"
 
"You're not lying, are you, Sam?"

"No."

"'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?"

"They end up getting killed in jail."

"Right."
 
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