have you ever.

[Awesomist]

No, luckily.

Have you ever been in a threesome or more? Or at least had sex with someone, while a third person was present in the same room?

[Kiandra_Black]

Nope... Though does it count if it was in your dreams or fantasied?

Have you ever cheated on someone?

[Camille]

Unfortunately, yes.



...broke the bed while having sex??

[Dogged]

Yes. twice.

Have you ever been caught having great sex in someone else's car--and kept on going?

[DamningTheHeavens]

Nope, I'm too big to have sex in a car :/

Ever stumbled upon someone having sex and they didn't stop though they knew you were there?

[Kiandra_Black]

Yes. It was an eye opener... lol

Ever found yourself being stalked by two different partners, who would have no problem sharing you?

[DamningTheHeavens]

Nope. I only ever have one sexual partner.

Ever had a lover so paranoid they went through your things on a regular basis, then you found out THEY were the cheater?

[Bronwyn]

Nope, but isn't that how it generally goes? The one accusing you is generally the one cheating...


Have you ever showed up at your SO's workplace, wearing something sleazy/sexy (and easy acces!), hoping to squeeze in a "quickie" for lunch?

[XXtraPrince]

No - but thanXX for the idea!

Have you ever dreamed you moved to / got transferred to a city you hate, and woke up in freakout city?

[Dogged]

Yes I dreamed I moved to Massachusetts because it was closer to my taijutsu class in Plaistow, NH, even though I live in Manchester. I literally woke up screaming "Massholes!!"

Have you ever tried to do 2 things at once and failed at both because you were that tired? (IE, poured coffee on your cereal and added milk to your glass of OJ?)

[XXtraPrince]

^ Buddy of mine, Leon Proctor, lives in Plaistow. ^

Not exactly because I was too tired but because I was too hung-over / still drunk.

Have you ever crossed the street to use a sidewalk and gotten blitzed by a turd on a bicycle?

[Dogged]

*High fives to a fellow New Englander*

No, not since I walk with two pitbulls, lol. I have had people cross to the other side of the street to avoid us though...

Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up with a new tattoo--that you did yourself?