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Did you hear the one about the tuna and the chef?

Lyra

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Feb 11, 2009
A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant, says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father."

Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish."

Tuna thinks about it, says, "Then I challange you to a game of chess. If I win you stop being a chef forever."

"And if I win?" asks the chef.

"You can feed me to your customers", Tuna replies. So the chef and tuna play chess.

Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win", says the tuna.

Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly.

"But I won", says the tuna as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts.

"So did your father", says the chef.
 
N-n-n-necro!

Because I thought of this joke out of nowhere today.
 
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