I am a lazy mofo

I need to get around to writing a thread for the purpose of attracting fellow roleplayers. But, as the title states, I am kinda lazy right now. Well, not just right now - I'm lazy in general, I guess. This is my own fatal flaw. One of many, probably. I am not normally in the business of self-deprecation (Actually, I am. It's a British thing. I endeavour to remind you of my nationality at every available opportunity. If there is no available opportunity, I wil make one.)
In summary and conclusion: Sumb'dy write one for me, please.
In exchange, I shall reward you with my undying friendship and 1 (one) coupon for a hug (redeemable any time I'm online (and you are too, I guess. It'd be hard to hug you, even ethereally, if neither of us were here)).

Yes yes, someone tell Graid what he wants, please. I'd dearly love to see it.

But we can't have that now, can we? *picks up prettylyksin and walks off with her*