Epic Chat Quotes

My new best friend Dark. ^_^

(05:17:28) PadanFain smokes a cigarette while playing cards with a cat named Steve
(05:32:23) Dark_Times walks past Padan taking the cigarette as he goes "It's bad for you, so I'll smoke it instead"
(05:33:10) PadanFain quirks an eyebrow and watches Dark as Steve looks at his cards
(05:34:25) Dark_Times snaps his fingers and leans against a tree that wasnt there a moment ago "might wanna watch that cat"
(05:35:52) PadanFain looks at Steve as the cat lays down a royal flush and rakes in the dough
(05:36:03) PadanFain: -_-;
(05:36:47) Dark_Times chuckles "Told ya, try tossing water on him, then rob him" grins
(05:38:20) PadanFain squirts Steve with a water spritzer and the cat jumps on him, clawing his face like crazy
(05:38:39) PadanFain: Thanks...
(05:38:54) Dark_Times falls over laughing
(05:39:47) PadanFain: Oh, haha!
(05:40:04) PadanFain picks up the still angry, cheating cat and tosses it at Dark
(05:40:52) Dark_Times picks up the tree and beats the cat with it while screaming in russian
(05:41:19) Dark_Times pants "That.....is how.....you kill.....a cat....."
(05:41:33) PadanFain: LAWL!

----later after showing off me comics----

(06:24:12) Dark_Times: so...when should i be looking for the latest? ^.^
(06:24:34) PadanFain: latest?
(06:24:51) Dark_Times: ...think about it
(06:25:18) PadanFain: tomorrow sometime. Kinda zombified right now
(06:25:26) PadanFain: stayed up all night
(06:25:29) Dark_Times: O.O ZOMBIE!!!!
(06:25:50) Dark_Times slowly reaches for the tree "stay calm everyone"
(06:26:05) PadanFain: O,O!!!
(06:26:09) PadanFain: No--wait!
(06:26:15) PadanFain: Not the tree!
(06:26:40) Dark_Times flails wildly with the tree "NAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!"
(06:27:03) PadanFain is crushed a bunch a times
(06:27:10) PadanFain: gaaahhhh....
(06:27:31) Dark_Times burns the remains then drinks some more vodka
(06:28:14) Dark_Times turns to the 'camera' and gives everyone a thumbs up while drinking from the vodka bottle
(06:28:49) PadanFain: (lol)
(06:29:23) Dark_Times: heh heh
(06:30:06) Dark_Times: you have just found the untapped sorce of tree violence and vodka
(06:30:16) Dark_Times: also some bad grammar
(06:30:19) Dark_Times: >.>
(06:30:21) Dark_Times: <.<

(22:23:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Padan reminds me of my cat: He just shows up, sits in the center of the room, and licks his crotch.

---a little later---

(22:27:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I tend to push up my bewbs, since they are small anyways.
(22:27:46) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And I want EVERYONE to know that they still exist.
(22:28:11) Dawn_Dearest: DAMNIT NO BEWB TALK >.<
(22:28:17) Shahar: Mine are..large.. >.<
(22:28:21) Shahar: >.>
(22:28:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BEWBS
(22:28:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BEWBS
(22:28:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BEWBS
(22:28:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BEWBS
(22:28:27) Alex: My parents put a heating pad and pillow on the couch for my brothers cat while they watch football.
(22:28:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: TAKE THAT
(22:28:31) Shahar: -Silences her own last remark then?-0
(22:28:32) Dawn_Dearest does not feel like going through the bewb talk like yesterday
(22:28:32) Alex: My boobs... are.. there.
(22:28:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- plays with Lex's bewbs.
(22:28:48) Alex: You don't have to talk about boobs if you don't wanna. xD
(22:28:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Why yes, they are. O:
(22:28:56) Shahar: XD
(22:29:02) Alex: xDDD <3
(22:29:05) Alex: Ilu, Havy.
(22:29:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(22:29:22) Shahar: I'm going silent for a bit. have some work to do >.<
(22:29:24) Dawn_Dearest: Lol, I know, But for some reason I get very....self conscious of my own
(22:29:26) Zalvek: You have more boobs than I do. >x>
(22:29:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ilu2
(22:29:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Zal. YOU'RE A BOY
(22:29:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: And you get to share my bewbs.
(22:29:49) PadanFain: lol
(22:29:52) Zalvek: What? I can be curious. <<
(22:30:05) Alex: I use to think I had a flat chest. Up until I went to high school.
(22:30:07) Zalvek: Speaking of which.
(22:30:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Zal, if you had boobs. You would fail college.
(22:30:10) Zalvek takes his chair.
(22:30:17) Zalvek: ... Share*
(22:30:22) Zalvek: >_>;
(22:30:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Because you would stay in your room and fondle them all day going "They are...so soft. D8"
(22:30:48) Zalvek: ... That's about right.
(22:30:54) Zalvek: -Nod- -Nod-
(22:30:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I know you quite well.

This isn't from Chat box, but this is from a convo between me and HKitten earlier and I couldn't help but laugh and post it up. XD​

[15:12] Hahvy: OW.
[15:12] Hkitten: D8
[15:12] hahvy: I just sneezed and it hurt like a bitch.
[15:12] HKitten: d'aw..*rubs* I think try hard not to sneeze during cramps <.<' It contracts everything and then my abdomen just rips a new one into me
[15:12] HKiten: ><'
[15:13] Hahvy: Awes. D:
[15:13] Hahvy: -petpets-
[15:13] HKitten: I heard that sometimes, holding your breath prevents a sneeze =o Is that true? *never tried it*
[15:13] Hahvy: I think it just makes it hurt more. D:
[15:13] Hahvy: I know saying Watermelon actually helps. XD Silly as it sounds.
[15:14] HKitten: O.O oh? how does it help though? XD
[15:15] Hahvy: I dunno. But I told my friend to say it over and over when she was about to sneeze and she didn't end up sneezing.
[15:16] HKitten: O.O
[15:16] HKitten: black magic! *points* D8

(23:05:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MM
(23:05:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(23:05:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- cries and clilngs.
(23:05:21) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: slings*
(23:05:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CLINGS*
(23:05:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WTF
(23:05:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I WANT TO CLING GODDAMNIT
(23:05:28) Mr_Master: Alex! Hi!
(23:05:30) Dawn_Dearest: Lol Poor Hahvy
(23:05:31) Mr_Master: Hahvy!
(23:05:35) Mr_Master clings back.

(23:15:55) PadanFain plays with a submarine and breaks it
(23:16:14) Mr_Master plays with a nuclear warhead and breaks it.
(23:16:21) Mr_Master: um...
(23:16:24) Mr_Master: run?
(23:16:28) Kingschoolyou fondles the chat.
(23:16:28) Dawn_Dearest throws acorns at Padan
(23:16:31) kikora runs
(23:16:39) Mr_Master runs
(23:16:43) Dawn_Dearest blinks runs
(23:16:46) Misha_Hiroki decides to stand at future ground-zero
(23:16:58) PadanFain gets hit with acorns and passes out
(23:17:06) Dawn_Dearest: oops
(23:17:13) Kingschoolyou stares ominously at the glowing beeping nuke reactor going ape shit.
(23:17:22) kikora grabs Padan and drags him off as she runs
(23:17:30) Mr_Master 's broken warhead starts to beep faster...
(23:17:41) Misha_Hiroki snuggles the warhead
(23:17:47) kikora runs faster, with Padan in tow
(23:17:55) Mr_Master 's warhead learns to love
(23:18:05) Misha_Hiroki: D=
(23:18:06) Kingschoolyou slowly reaches down to touch the warhead curiously.
(23:18:24) Kingschoolyou: D= Why is it doing that???
(23:18:24) kikora: He's molesting the warhead DX
(23:18:28) Kingschoolyou: MAKE IT STOP.
(23:18:40) Kingschoolyou: ?me hits the warhead with a hammer to make it stop beeping.
(23:18:44) Misha_Hiroki: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(23:18:45) Mr_Master 's warhead loves Misha.
(23:18:55) Dawn_Dearest: lol
(23:18:58) Misha_Hiroki kicks the warhead
(23:19:01) Kingschoolyou missed the "/" to the /me thinger.
(23:19:09) Loviotor: Boo!
(23:19:19) Mr_Master 's warhead gives her its "heart," a slug of pure plutonium
(23:19:40) Misha_Hiroki swallows the plutonium and awaits radiation poisoning.
(23:19:44) kikora: Radiation posioning Misha, that's a way to go XD
(23:19:51) Kingschoolyou: lol
(23:19:57) Dawn_Dearest: wow
(23:20:03) kikora stays away from the glow-in-the-dark Misha
(23:20:10) Mr_Master 's warhead dies, giving it's all for its love.
(23:20:23) Mr_Master still runs
(23:20:24) kikora moarns the warhead
(23:20:26) Misha_Hiroki desecrates the warhead's body

(00:11:55) Dawn_Dearest: oh lord
(00:11:58) Dawn_Dearest: i see hero
(00:12:32) Dawn_Dearest: Hero*
(00:12:32) Mr_Master: Hero's the life of the chat, are you kidding?
(00:13:01) Dawn_Dearest: Lol I know. I was joking. Hence why none of it was capped
(00:13:41) Mr_Master: XD
(00:14:50) Hero waves his hands about.
(00:14:53) Hero: You didn't see anything.
(00:14:59) Dawn_Dearest: ...
(00:15:04) Dawn_Dearest: Hi Hero!
(00:15:08) Hero: Dammit.
(00:15:16) Dawn_Dearest: Hah. Fail.
(00:15:31) Mr_Master: My mind is too strong. If only I had more... HEY, A SQUIRREL!
(00:15:55) Hero: Well that was less Jedi and more Penguin.
(00:16:08) Hero: If I was trying to mind trick you...you wouldn't remember it's Monday.
(00:16:45) Dawn_Dearest: It is Monday......stupid Monday's....
(00:16:50) Mr_Master: Crap, that means I have to go to bed soon.
(00:16:53) Mr_Master: for stupid monday.
(00:17:09) Dawn_Dearest: lol
(00:17:27) Dawn_Dearest noms on a Turtles
(00:17:39) Hero quirks a brow.
(00:17:45) Hero: You're noming a turtle?
(00:17:50) Dawn_Dearest: ...the chocolate...
(00:18:01) Hero: Oh, I thought the ninja variety.
(00:18:04) Dawn_Dearest: not a real turtle
(00:18:09) Dawn_Dearest: lol
(00:18:10) Mr_Master: nah, too much salmonella.
(00:18:42) Hero: But they've certainly got a kick to them.
(00:18:59) Dawn_Dearest: ...wow....lol
(00:19:17) Hero: That's right. I punned all over that.
(00:19:28) Mr_Master: XD
(00:19:31) Dawn_Dearest: OW FUCKIN HELL!
(00:19:39) Dawn_Dearest: yesh yesh you did
(00:19:59) Hero hip thrusts for emphasis.
(00:20:00) Dawn_Dearest: excuse me while i go cry...
(00:20:07) Mr_Master: XD
(00:20:21) Hero: It's ok Dawn, tears are appropriate in the presence of a humor God.
(00:20:33) Mr_Master: wait, Goaty's here?
(00:20:35) Dawn_Dearest: im not crying cause of you hero
(00:20:45) Dawn_Dearest: Lol
(00:20:49) Hero: Goaty's always here in spirit.
(00:20:55) Hero: And sleeping in your butt.
(00:20:59) Dawn_Dearest: or goaty
(00:20:59) Mr_Master: True. And every time I fart, yes.
(00:21:29) Dawn_Dearest: now....to find a tissue...cause im actually seriously crying
(00:21:37) Hero: Is it cause you can't catch your shadow?
(00:21:37) Mr_Master: ? Why?
(00:21:51) Dawn_Dearest: I bit my tongue while eating the turtles
(00:21:58) Hero: Ow.
(00:22:00) Mr_Master: Ohhhhh.
(00:22:04) Mr_Master: ow, indeed.
(00:22:05) Hero: Turtle bite.
(00:22:11) Dawn_Dearest: yeh....
(00:22:13) Mr_Master: very nasty
(00:22:16) Dawn_Dearest: oh lord...
(00:22:26) Dawn_Dearest: Hero....jesh,...lol

(17:40:52) Misha_Hiroki: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/hugyourcervixtoday.jpg">http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/hug ... xtoday.jpg</a><!-- m --> HAHVY! HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR UTERUS TODAY?
(17:43:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NO
(17:43:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BECAUSE SHE'S A BITCH
(17:43:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AND I HATE HER
(17:43:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AND SHE'LL GET HER REVENGE BY BLEEDING ON ME ON WEDNESDAY
(17:43:59) AkumaTsuki: I WANT TO HUG MY UTERUS
(17:44:13) AkumaTsuki: AND SUCK ON MY DELICIOUS OVARIES
(17:44:34) kikora wants that pillow

(23:26:03) vampire_seduction: Wow I so need to look better when I type
(23:26:06) vampire_seduction: One sec
(23:26:21) Cheshire_Smirk: Does that mean you're going to go put on makeup?
(23:26:24) Cheshire_Smirk:
(23:26:32) Lieutenant_Ducky giggles.
(23:26:32) Cheshire_Smirk: Gotta be pretty for the keyboard to respond?

(01:01:21) PadanFain shoots an automatic rifle into the air for no reason at all
(01:01:43) Lieutenant_Ducky watches a bird drop from the sky and pouts.
(01:01:48) Misha_Hiroki looks up into the air so she can try and catch the falling bullets with her eyes

(03:21:21) BlisteredBlood: Speaking of which... I have a bit of a confession to make tonight.
(03:21:30) Misha_Hiroki: >.>
(03:21:50) BlisteredBlood: Just tonight on GH5? I aced my second song overall on Medium.
(03:22:04) Misha_Hiroki: XD...
(03:22:18) BlisteredBlood: Blue Orchid, if you all must know.
(03:22:25) Misha_Hiroki: lawlz
(03:22:42) BlisteredBlood: And I just bullshitted my way through it!
(03:22:49) Misha_Hiroki: moar lawlz
(03:22:57) BlisteredBlood: I tell ya, it's fucking terrible!
(03:23:19) Misha_Hiroki: yet moar lawlz
(03:23:47) BlisteredBlood: I should be sucking ass through most songs, when I'm pulling 90s to 99% accuracy on 'em!
(03:23:55) Misha_Hiroki: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawlz
(03:24:38) BlisteredBlood: The frustrating thing about it?! Blue Orchid is one of those kinds of songs I normally don't play.
(03:24:56) BlisteredBlood: But tonight, I figured, fuck it all and just run with it.
(03:25:05) Misha_Hiroki: You're gonna keep me lawling about this all night
(03:25:30) BlisteredBlood: Now keep in mind, sometimes my eyes weren't on the highway.
(03:25:52) BlisteredBlood: And yet, some-fucking-how, I aced it through pure bullshit.
(03:26:56) BlisteredBlood: I dunno. I'm in a cranky mood, methinks.
(03:27:00) Misha_Hiroki: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww​wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzz​zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(03:27:18) Misha_Hiroki: *cough*
(03:27:55) BlisteredBlood: *pats* Easy there. No need for you to cough out a hairball on top of laughing your ass off at me.

(13:34:47) Anansi gorilla glues Duchess's bumhole shut, and starts feedin her, and feedin her, and feedinher
(13:34:57) TheDuchess: O>O
(13:34:57) Mr_Master: XD
(13:35:17) Misha_Hiroki jumps down Taffy's throat...literally.
(13:35:26) TheDuchess chokes
(13:35:43) AkumaTsuki sighs
(13:35:44) Mr_Master: A hole for bums. Also a hole for tramps. They should be combined into one "homeless hole"
(13:35:56) Mr_Master: Oh, wait, you're talking... on the body... nvm.
(13:36:02) TheDuchess: o.o
(13:36:16) TheDuchess: T_T
(13:36:28) Mr_Master: ... Did I just invent the euphemism "tramphole?"
(13:36:51) Neurok_Shinobi: Seems that way.
(13:36:52) TheDuchess snaps MM's horn off again
(13:37:01) Mr_Master: ;-;
(13:37:02) AkumaTsuki mushroom prints MM
(13:37:50) Mr_Master takes his card with all the prints of his mushrooms and attaches his mushroom mug shot to it.
(13:38:13) TheDuchess waddles off with misha in her stomach
(13:38:16) AkumaTsuki donkey punches MM
(13:38:28) Mr_Master is now punched by a donkey
(13:38:32) Misha_Hiroki wiggles inside Taffy
(13:38:32) Mr_Master: ow
(13:38:39) TheDuchess groans
(13:39:08) Misha_Hiroki stretches out
(13:39:16) TheDuchess: O.O
(13:39:19) AkumaTsuki poofs
(13:39:22) AkumaTsuki: SMELLY NOOOOOOOOOODLES
(13:39:36) TheDuchess: don't you give me stretch marks Misha!
(13:39:51) Misha_Hiroki: Weeeeeeeeee!
(13:40:18) TheDuchess growls
(13:40:48) TheDuchess unglues her bum hole and poops misha out and runs for it
(13:41:12) Misha_Hiroki hands on by grabbing the edges of Taffy's anus
(13:41:39) TheDuchess: ACK!
(13:41:59) TheDuchess swats at her with newspaper
(13:42:15) Zalvek rolls in
(13:42:19) Misha_Hiroki: MUST....CRAWL...IN AND...PRETEND TO BE...A....TAAAAAAAAAPEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!

(13:04:46) Dark_Times: ....padan.....
(13:04:51) PadanFain: yo
(13:05:10) Dark_Times points to the tree "Talk more"
(13:05:30) PadanFain: O,O!!! I don't talk when there's people in chat
(13:05:41) PadanFain pleads for Dark not to use the tree
(13:05:42) Dark_Times: -.-
(13:05:44) AkumaTsuki rapes Padan's heart
(13:05:52) PadanFain can feel it
(13:06:26) Dark_Times: you just raped my tree bitches heart.....0.0
(13:06:36) PadanFain: I'm boring and dorky and random <_<
(13:06:46) AkumaTsuki: If you won't love me and give me babies then I shall keep your heart foreva!
(13:07:03) PadanFain: heh. later.
(13:07:07) AkumaTsuki: FORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAA
(13:07:11) PadanFain poofs
(13:07:31) Dark_Times: -.- Padan is a sad panda....
(13:07:56) AkumaTsuki: He is just sad. I think I scare him...
(13:08:07) Mr_Master: Oh, please, Padan, if you're boring and dorky, I'm Mae West.
(13:08:07) Dark_Times: dont scare me
(13:08:17) Mr_Master: and as for random... what do you think Misha is?
(13:08:24) Dark_Times is safely in his tree
(13:08:29) Mr_Master: Besides a freak.
(13:08:36) Mr_Master: She's random, that's what she is.
(13:08:55) Mr_Master: And she's OUR freak!
(13:09:06) AkumaTsuki: I am currently behaving
(13:09:08) Mr_Master: And we relish her freakiness! The spicy kind of relish!
(13:09:18) Dark_Times: Akuma worries me slightly, what with the heart rape and whatnot
(13:09:32) Mr_Master: and some sauerkraut, and a little bit of onion.
(13:09:46) Mr_Master: and a poppy-seed bun if you've got any...
(13:09:56) Mr_Master: I'm hunrgy.

I can't help it, I'm amused when we all get together and spin a fiction.

(15:25:34) Lady_Nightshade: MM ya still here?
(15:25:54) Misha_Hiroki: MM died
(15:26:19) Lady_Nightshade: awww
(15:26:20) Misha_Hiroki: I may have cut open his carotid artery
(15:26:21) rose_of_wutai: i ate his corpse
(15:26:23) Lady_Nightshade cries
(15:26:45) Misha_Hiroki comforts....with a knife.
(15:26:53) Lady_Nightshade: oooo Sharp!!!
(15:27:05) Misha_Hiroki: =D
(15:27:33) Zalvek: Yay knives!
(15:27:36) vampire_seduction revives MM Raptor Jesus style
(15:27:50) Mr_Master: I am still here
(15:27:53) Mr_Master: sorry, I had work stuffs
(15:27:57) Misha_Hiroki stabs Zal with a stiletto.
(15:27:57) Mr_Master: but I'm here now
(15:27:57) Lady_Nightshade: I like knives!
(15:28:01) Lady_Nightshade: MM!!!
(15:28:07) Mr_Master: Lady N!
(15:28:08) Lady_Nightshade tackles & hugs
(15:28:16) Mr_Master: XD
(15:28:20) DJBayview: later chat people. I'm chilly.
(15:28:21) Mr_Master is tackled and hug
(15:29:27) Mr_Master: I am surprised and pleased by this sudden turn of affection
(15:29:30) Zalvek stabs Misha back with a pair of chopsticks.
(15:29:44) Misha_Hiroki moans
(15:29:51) Lady_Nightshade: suprised? awww.. Well I warms up easily
(15:30:16) Misha_Hiroki: KITTY SLEEPING
(15:30:27) Mr_Master: Pleasantly surprised. I welcome affection, even e-affection, I just try not to expect it overmuch.
(15:30:28) AkumaTsuki: RAPE IT MISHA MISHA MY LOVE
(15:30:31) AkumaTsuki: RAPES IT NAO
(15:30:36) Mr_Master SKREEMS AT THE KITTY!
(15:30:42) AkumaTsuki stabs MM
(15:30:47) AkumaTsuki: FUCK YOU AND YOUR AFFECTIONS
(15:30:48) Lady_Nightshade: Well your cool in my boo MM
(15:30:48) Mr_Master is stabbed
(15:30:59) Misha_Hiroki: =3
(15:31:05) Mr_Master nuzzles Aku with the knife still in him.
(15:31:30) AkumaTsuki breaks off his horn and pours acid on the stump befor epoofing
(15:31:50) vampire_seduction heals the stump Raptor Jesus style
(15:32:01) AkumaTsuki: Vampy who's side are you on!?
(15:32:04) Mr_Master: How rude! [/threepio]
(15:32:13) Lady_Nightshade pulls the knife out of MM and heals the wound
(15:32:24) Mr_Master: Hurray! Multiple healers!
(15:32:29) Mr_Master feels supercharged now
(15:32:32) AkumaTsuki harpoons Vampy through the chest with MM's horn for being a turncoat
(15:32:33) Lady_Nightshade: lol
(15:32:43) Mr_Master narwhals belligerently around the chat.
(15:33:02) AkumaTsuki sicks Japanese whalers on MM
(15:33:13) Lady_Nightshade hids MM
(15:33:25) rose_of_wutai rises to oppose AKuma
(15:33:35) AkumaTsuki enjoys i as they make him into burgers and the excess into DOG FOOD
(15:33:44) AkumaTsuki poofs once more
(15:33:46) rose_of_wutai: face the might of fluffy vanilla hugs!
(15:33:49) Mr_Master: What? No whale oil for lamps? I'm insulted!
(15:34:06) AkumaTsuki: -You're not worth it-
(15:34:13) Mr_Master is sad
(15:34:22) Mr_Master barely escapes, almost mortally wounded.
(15:34:29) AkumaTsuki is battling the dreaded file beast
(15:34:32) Mr_Master is nursed back to health by a kindly hermit
(15:34:43) Mr_Master learns kung fu at the feet of that hermit
(15:34:55) rose_of_wutai kills hermit
(15:35:18) Mr_Master undergoes the Shaolin trials, and upon returning, finds his sifu dead at the hands of the Rose of Wutai!
(15:35:20) Lady_Nightshade: lol
(15:35:46) AkumaTsuki reappears in a blaze of hell fire
(15:35:54) rose_of_wutai pours water on hell fire
(15:35:54) AkumaTsuki: MM I CHALLANGE YOU TO A DEUL- TO THE DEATH
(15:35:59) AkumaTsuki: dun dun dun
(15:36:05) rose_of_wutai: HEY I WAS HERE FIRST
(15:36:07) Mr_Master swears vengeance on the whalers, Aku, and the Rose, and will not rest until... Ooh, they got Gilmore Girls on instant-view!
(15:36:14) rose_of_wutai: I KILLED THE MENTOR AND EVERYTHING!
(15:36:17) Lady_Nightshade: lol
(15:36:19) Lady_Nightshade: nice
(15:36:32) Mr_Master: Look, how about you two fight it out, and I'll duel the winner...
(15:36:50) rose_of_wutai: duel akuma?!
(15:36:54) rose_of_wutai: IM NOT SUICIDAL!
(15:37:04) Mr_Master: (Oh, that Lorelai, she's such a fast-talker)
(15:37:38) AkumaTsuki summons her Demonic Army
(15:38:10) rose_of_wutai summons the one thing that can defeat a demonic army such as akuma's
(15:38:13) AkumaTsuki: I guess Rose forfeits...MM that means we duel!!
(15:38:23) AkumaTsuki: Video Games Rose?
(15:38:26) rose_of_wutai: THE CAST OF EVERY ANIME AND VIDEO GAME EVER MADE!
(15:39:05) AkumaTsuki 's army doesn't fear fake characters
(15:39:19) Mr_Master: ...
(15:39:24) rose_of_wutai: ah but though they have the visages of fake character
(15:39:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(15:39:31) Mr_Master: Oh, that's funny.
(15:39:32) rose_of_wutai: they bears the souls of dead warriors
(15:39:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Fakeness.
(15:39:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Rawr.
(15:39:39) vampire_seduction fights rose's army
(15:39:42) Mr_Master: Hahvy!
(15:39:46) Mr_Master snuggles Hahvy.
(15:39:49) BlueMoon: vampire_seduction rolls 1d20 and gets 10.
(15:39:51) AkumaTsuki: GO VAMPY MY LOVE GO GO!
(15:39:52) vampire_seduction wins
(15:39:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I am at work. I must use this with caution. >>
(15:39:54) Mr_Master: YOu missed it, I learned kung fu!
(15:39:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- snuggles back.

(14:45:56) Mr_Master goes mad with the sound and the fury, howling into the maelstrom
(14:46:25) Kaios: *Blinks* I take it people are bored.
(14:46:48) Mr_Master: Not particularly... why?
(14:47:09) Kaios: Just curious
(14:47:20) Kaios: Hold on I need to restart my computer.
(14:50:49) Mr_Master: Quick, everyone... hide before he gets back!
(14:52:51) AkumaTsuki hides
(14:53:15) Mr_Master hides also
(15:00:16) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- hides under MM's blubber.
(15:00:56) Mr_Master: !
(15:01:06) Mr_Master: 1) you better not suffocate!
(15:01:10) Mr_Master: 2) that tickles!
(15:01:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: 3) Best hiding spot evah!
(15:01:38) Mr_Master: XD
(15:01:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: x3

22:51:49) TheDuchess: i LOVE freckles
(22:51:52) TheDuchess:
(22:52:01) YukiBlue: Quote?
(22:52:22) Mr_Master: Quote: (22:50:21) vampire_sed​uction: We are the Chat. Your biological and technologic​al sexuality will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
(22:52:35) Mr_Master: well, adapted quote.
(22:52:41) vampire_seduction: indeed
(22:52:48) vampire_seduction noms Duchy
(22:52:48) kikora claps
(22:53:17) YukiBlue: Wow
(22:53:22) TheDuchess ish nomed
(22:53:32) TheDuchess noms on vampys chest
(22:53:38) Mr_Master: So, how you doing tonight, Yuki?
(22:53:45) vampire_seduction acks and rolls away
(22:53:54) kikora: I hope we're not freaking you out too much XD
(22:53:57) TheDuchess gives chase
(22:54:12) vampire_seduction covers his chest in titanium plating
(22:54:28) TheDuchess noms through with acid teeth
(22:54:33) vampire_seduction: ohshi
(22:54:47) Mr_Master: Acid teeth!
(22:54:50) TheDuchess glomps vampy
(22:54:51) Mr_Master: Bravo!
(22:55:02) kikora: DON'T BITE YOUR TONGUE!
(22:55:06) TheDuchess: XD
(22:55:25) vampire_seduction gets glomped, secretly enjoys it

(01:17:36) Mr_Master: Am rolling about the house, trying to type stuff.
(01:17:37) Mr_Master: XD
(01:17:50) dramamine213: 8o
(01:18:00) Kawamura: Rolling helps you type?
(01:18:39) Mr_Master: Rolling being euphemistic...
(01:18:43) Mr_Master: no, it actually distracts me.
(01:18:46) Mr_Master: D:
(01:19:05) asasthana apples violently.
(01:19:44) Nowfaleena: thanks asasthana now I want an apple pie...oh well...
(01:20:04) Kawamura stares.
(01:20:12) Kawamura: Is this a euphemism for masturbation, MM?
(01:20:23) Kawamura: You'll go blind if you keep doing that.
(01:20:25) Mr_Master: ...
(01:20:32) Mr_Master: well, it wasn't before... but I like it now.
(01:20:36) Lieutenant_Ducky: That's a weird way to go.
(01:20:40) Lieutenant_Ducky: Well
(01:20:41) Lieutenant_Ducky: Maybe
(01:20:42) Lady_Nightshade: you still writing MM?
(01:20:44) Mr_Master: so when Hahvy or Zal rolls around... they're...
(01:20:45) Lieutenant_Ducky: "I'm gonna go roll one out"
(01:20:46) Mr_Master: yes, I like it.
(01:20:54) Kawamura: Or seven.
(01:20:57) Lieutenant_Ducky: I dunno.
(01:21:00) Kawamura: I think she'd explode if she knew.
(01:21:03) Lieutenant_Ducky: Impressive.
(01:21:22) Mr_Master: (00:15:05) Mr_Master: Lady N: I posted! And put her into yet another situation. I like semi-torturing her with confusino.
(00:15:08) Mr_Master: confusion.
(01:21:35) dramamine213: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://dagobah.biz/flash/Yellow.swf">http://dagobah.biz/flash/Yellow.swf</a><!-- m -->
(01:22:01) Mr_Master: it's loading. why is it loading?
(01:22:12) Lady_Nightshade: Nice post MM! made me smile
(01:22:25) Mr_Master: I'm glad, Lady N!
(01:22:41) Lady_Nightshade: Will have a reply up in a jiffy
(01:22:50) Mr_Master: Take your time.
(01:22:55) Mr_Master: I'm cool
(01:23:06) Lieutenant_Ducky: He's got a few to roll out, afterall.
(01:24:18) Mr_Master: XD
(01:24:22) Mr_Master: Yes, indeed!
(01:24:56) Kawamura: As often as he rolls, it's amazing he has the energy to type.
(01:25:18) Nowfaleena giggles

(01:51:19) Alucard426: Gotta love being in a family of DRs lol
(01:51:23) Kitsune_Yurka: yes
(01:51:28) Nowfaleena: lol
(01:51:46) Alucard426: *hugs Now*
(01:52:01) Alucard426: *hugs every one for the heck of it*
(01:52:14) Mr_Master hugs back
(01:52:19) Mr_Master: DRs?
(01:52:26) Nowfaleena hugs Alucard back smiling "I hope you feel better."
(01:52:31) kikora hugs back
(01:52:32) Mr_Master: Drunken Rednecks?
(01:52:40) Alucard426: lol mm
(01:52:51) Alucard426: yay free hugs
(01:53:01) Alucard426: and thanks now
(01:53:02) Mr_Master: Dirty Reposessors?
(01:53:18) Nowfaleena: No need to thank me
(01:53:27) Mr_Master: Doped-up Ranters?
(01:53:36) Alucard426: *hands now a pizza*
(01:53:54) Kawamura: Dung ropers.
(01:54:11) Alucard426: mm would that be DUR?
(01:54:22) Mr_Master: Oooh, Dramamine Runners.
(01:54:33) Nowfaleena "Yay pizza!" Does a happy dance before eating the pizza
(01:54:39) Mr_Master: Not necessarily, you don't HAVE to put up the second part of a hyphenate.
(01:54:48) Kawamura: Dormant Rasta?
(01:54:51) Alucard426: true

(01:53:36) Alucard426: *hands now a pizza*
(01:53:55) kikora hides from evil pizza
(01:54:26) Alucard426: kikora where did you go ?
(01:54:33) Nowfaleena "Yay pizza!" Does a happy dance before eating the pizza
(01:54:41) kikora: Away from the pizza....
(01:54:59) Mr_Master: Kiko can't have wheat products.
(01:55:09) Alucard426: *hands Kikora a happy salad
(01:55:12) kikora hisses at wheat....
(01:55:21) kikora: Ewww salad!! DX
(01:55:26) Mr_Master: XD
(01:55:28) Alucard426: *dances with now*
(01:55:34) kikora muches on strawberries
(01:55:38) Mr_Master: so, Celiac's AND you don't like veggies.
(01:55:49) Mr_Master: just whittling down your options, m'dear.
(01:55:49) kikora: Not veggies, just lettice!
(01:56:02) Alucard426: *buys Kikora a field of strawberries
(01:56:09) Kawamura: Have it with spinach. Duh.
(01:56:23) kikora: I love most vaggies but lettice is nasty tasteless overgrown grass... And spinich is best cooked.
(01:56:38) kikora hugs Alucard and munches on more strawberries!!
(01:56:53) Nowfaleena smiles happily as I dance.
(01:56:55) Kawamura: Cooking spinach probably destroys much of the nutrients.
(01:57:02) kikora realizes she said vaggies... and dies....
(01:57:13) Mr_Master: XD
(01:57:21) Mr_Master: I love most vaggies, too.
(01:57:23) Mr_Master: heh

(13:42:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I see tentacles, moaning, and steel pants. I feel like this is some terrible, terrible porn.
(13:42:19) Kitsune_Yurka: Welcome to Future Japan

(02:46:36) Lady_Nightshade: I love cats!
(02:46:41) Anansi: I have no use for an animal that feels the need to show me its butthole twice a day..which is why Goatse and I don't talk much

PadanFain said:

(02:46:36) Lady_Nightshade: I love cats!
(02:46:41) Anansi: I have no use for an animal that feels the need to show me its butthole twice a day..which is why Goatse and I don't talk much

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Fun-fact: The reason why cats put their butt in your face is because their mother licked their bunghole to stimulate bowel movements. So now they associate the butt in face with positive love and whatnot. They see you as a mother figure when they do that... They're also telling you to lick their butt. :3

I suck at OOC games; word to the wise--don't involve me! >8U

(03:04:14) Hero twirls mustache.
(03:04:26) PadanFain: >8U
(03:04:35) Hero: Mwah ha ha ha.
(03:04:42) Ilovegoatse: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MOUSTACHE
(03:04:54) Hero: There is only one Mustache.
(03:04:55) Ilovegoatse joins Padan >8U
(03:05:00) Hero: I stole it from him.
(03:05:10) Alex cue evil laughter here.
(03:05:18) Hero: MWAH HA HA HA!
(03:05:21) PadanFain smacks Hero on the head multiple times with a wrench and tears the mustache off
(03:05:29) Ilovegoatse: >8U
(03:05:34) Ilovegoatse: FFFFFF
(03:05:36) PadanFain: MINE! I WINZ!
(03:05:37) Hero pulls back shirt sleeves.
(03:05:41) Hero: FISTICUFFS I SAY!
(03:05:45) Ilovegoatse: So flabbeghasted!
(03:05:49) PadanFain: O,O!!!
(03:06:01) Hero takes a sporting stance.
(03:06:09) Ilovegoatse: >8U
(03:06:12) PadanFain runs away with mustache taped haphhazardly onto face
(03:06:23) Alex: I see so much green in one area.
(03:06:31) Anansi is actually sporting a mustache
(03:06:43) Hero chase down a corridor with far too many doors.
(03:07:10) PadanFain pulls out a grand piano from behind back and flails with it
(03:07:25) Hero stops to play the piano.
(03:07:26) PadanFain: MINE! >8U
(03:07:39) Hero: JAZZ PIANO INTERLUDE.
(03:07:47) PadanFain: XD
(03:08:01) Fetish_Kitten stares
(03:08:41) Hero finishes the interlude and goes back to chasing.
(03:08:48) Hero: A DUEL I SAY A DUEL!
(03:08:58) PadanFain: alright alright
(03:09:08) PadanFain stops running and faces Hero all manly like
(03:09:40) Hero draws a pistol.
(03:10:00) PadanFain draws a pistol as well
(03:10:01) Misha_Hiroki hides in the cardboard bushes
(03:10:11) Misha_Hiroki: with a flamethrower
(03:10:25) Hero puts down the pistol and charges up super powers.
(03:10:37) PadanFain: hgey waitaminut--
(03:10:42) PadanFain: *hey
(03:10:48) Hero: What?
(03:10:58) PadanFain: >,<
(03:11:05) Hero fires a solid light construct shaped like a boxing glove from his fist.
(03:11:29) Fetish_Kitten finds this terribly amusing
(03:11:39) PadanFain dodges...? maybe...?
(03:11:57) Hero uses other hand to create a solid like clamp...for ze grins and iggles.
(03:12:01) Hero: *giggle
(03:12:22) Fetish_Kitten: so much green around here.
(03:12:47) Hero: Green fits my forum avatar.
(03:12:53) Hero: And it's so easy being green.
(03:13:00) Misha_Hiroki: QUICK HERO! DO LOTS OF CLENCHING AND SCREAMING A LA DBZ!
(03:13:01) Fetish_Kitten: lol
(03:13:11) Fetish_Kitten: yesh! YESH
(03:13:16) Hero screams loudly and clenches.
(03:13:25) Fetish_Kitten: it's over 9000!
(03:14:03) PadanFain: I'm not good at OOC games... -_-;
(03:14:07) Misha_Hiroki: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40012">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40012</a><!-- m --> !!!!
(03:15:58) Hero bulges with manly power.
(03:16:12) Fetish_Kitten giggles
(03:16:20) Hero: PEW PEW!
(03:16:27) Hero fires lasers.
(03:16:48) PadanFain is full of holes and goes back to watching Law and Order SVU
(03:17:01) Hero: Well damn. That was anti-climactic.
(03:17:09) PadanFain:
(03:17:18) Hero kicks a can.
(03:17:21) Misha_Hiroki makes the world explode
(03:17:34) Hero flies off to a different world.
(03:17:37) Fetish_Kitten: lma that was epic
(03:18:32) Hero now with cleanly shaven face and voice of a God, starts a promising career as a 1940s crooner.

Are you kidding, Padan? You're awesome at OOC games. You whipped out a grand piano and started flailing after haphazardly taping a stolen mustache back onto your lip. That's playing along perfectly.

It's not your fault that Hero is particularly adept at this sort of thing. He's been sparring with the likes of Misha for months, now, so his skills are fairly uber. Plus he pulled that whole superhero thing, with the Power Ring and all that.

You provided enough material for others to riff on, and did some riffing yourself. You got nothing to talk down about yourself with.

(11:33:56) AkumaTsuki: MM YOU SUCK CRUSTY TAINT
(11:34:06) AkumaTsuki round house kicks MM in the face all CHUCK NORRIS styled
(11:36:08) AkumaTsuki sighs
(11:37:03) vampire_seduction chortles
(11:37:21) Mr_Master is kicked and flies across the room like a poorly-stuf​fed dummy.
(11:37:37) Mr_Master gets up after a tasteful cut to a different camera
(11:37:43) Mr_Master: Whose taint, now?
(11:38:00) AkumaTsuki: Cysma's
(11:38:14) Mr_Master: Oh, God no.
(11:38:31) AkumaTsuki: Yush
(11:38:41) Nihilistic_Impact: That's worse then death.

vampire seduction said:

(11:33:56) AkumaTsuki: MM YOU SUCK CRUSTY TAINT
(11:34:06) AkumaTsuki round house kicks MM in the face all CHUCK NORRIS styled
(11:36:08) AkumaTsuki sighs
(11:37:03) vampire_seduction chortles
(11:37:21) Mr_Master is kicked and flies across the room like a poorly-stuf​fed dummy.
(11:37:37) Mr_Master gets up after a tasteful cut to a different camera
(11:37:43) Mr_Master: Whose taint, now?
(11:38:00) AkumaTsuki: Cysma's
(11:38:14) Mr_Master: Oh, God no.
(11:38:31) AkumaTsuki: Yush
(11:38:41) Nihilistic_Impact: That's worse then death.

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AKUMA. THAT'S DISGUSTING.

And lulzy. Thanks!