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Tainted Deity

Meteorite
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Jan 23, 2009
How many of you have tasted the sins of the flesh, made the beast of two backs. or whatever you kids are calling it these days?

And if you have, feel free to share with the class anything you like about the incident or just the act in general.
 
What...? I've never eaten human flesh. D:
But I have had sex before, if that counts for anything.
 
no not the consumption, you children know little of the subtlety's of the English language.

Personally due to my age i probably have more experience then anyone here. however in THIS body i only recently lost my V card
 
Tainted Deity said:
no not the consumption, you children know little of the subtlety's of the English language.

Personally due to my age i probably have more experience then anyone here. however in THIS body i only recently lost my V card

How did that go? :p
 
I lost my virginity at a Halloween party, to a 16-year old girl, when I was 20. She was dressed as a devil, I was dressed as a viking.


I got to put it in her butt. It was awesome.
 
ZOMBiiE said:
Did you scream BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL while you came?
He-Man isn't a Viking.

I screamed "FOR ODIN!"

P.S. I didn't really scream "FOR ODIN!"
 
I hear that screaming Norse Gods during orgasm grants you their favor.
 
I'm gonna state right now that I hated this thread on Darker and I reserve the right to mercilessly taunt selfrighteous virgins.
 
I'm still a virgin. Had a chance to bang a girl, but she was more into me than I was into her. Didn't really care for her too much, so I passed at the chance.

Other than that I'd say I'm not really a virgin by choice. I'm too much of a coward to talk to girls, and when they make the first move, I always freak out and say we should just be friends. Inferiority complex and whatnot.

Gah, I'm pathetic. :C
 
Trygon said:
I'm gonna state right now that I hated this thread on Darker and I reserve the right to mercilessly taunt selfrighteous virgins.

Guys who are proud of being virgins and say so just confuse me. "I'm proud to be a virgin!" that's like saying your proud to have never set off an atomic bomb but in reality you've never even been CLOSE to an atomic bomb let alone touch it's smooth, sleek chassis.
 
Life on Mars said:
Trygon said:
I'm gonna state right now that I hated this thread on Darker and I reserve the right to mercilessly taunt selfrighteous virgins.

Guys who are proud of being virgins and say so just confuse me. "I'm proud to be a virgin!" that's like saying your proud to have never set off an atomic bomb but in reality you've never even been CLOSE to an atomic bomb let alone touch it's smooth, sleek chassis.
Mmmmmmm, atomic bomb~
 
I lost my virginity when I turned seventeen. Twas my birthday present to myself.
Since then, the longest time I have gone without sex is a month. If that.
Was usually everyday, if not two...three times a day.

That stopped two weeks ago. I'm going to try a bit of abstinence for a while.
Should be interesting.
 
Life on Mars said:
Guys who are proud of being virgins and say so just confuse me. "I'm proud to be a virgin!" that's like saying your proud to have never set off an atomic bomb but in reality you've never even been CLOSE to an atomic bomb let alone touch it's smooth, sleek chassis.

This is at once a terrible analogy and the best analogy ever.
 
I lost mine when I was 14 or so.

...really crappy experience entirely, mostly because the girl I was with suddenly decided that after we were done, she didn't want to lose her virginity and started sobbing uncontrollably.
 
BR45 said:
I lost mine when I was 14 or so.

...really crappy experience entirely, mostly because the girl I was with suddenly decided that after we were done, she didn't want to lose her virginity and started sobbing uncontrollably.
That's when you use the tears as lubricant.
 
I lost mine when I was close to turning 18, so I was still 17 at the time XD

It was to my GF, my brothers say I'm a wuss for waiting
I wanted to make sure it was with the right girl, me and her are still together too! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
My brothers all dumped/were dumped by the girl they lost theirs with.
They now say that girl was a bitch, I say HAHA!
 
My first time was when I was 17 and a half. It was in the summer and with my BF at the time. I guess the only interesting thing about it, was it last 3 hours and was outside.

The guy I'm with now lost his virginity to me, we're still together too. It feels weird being the one to take that XD. I'm use to it being the other way around. lmao.
 
This implies that you have a regenerating hymen, Anjeru.
 
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